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This might be the hottest thing she's done since wiggling out that dress in Swordfish
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This might be the hottest thing she's done since wiggling out that dress in Swordfish
Of course he’s from the Naval Special Warcrimes program.
Lawmakers will hear from Navy admiral who ordered attack that killed boat strike survivors
Lawmakers will hear from Navy admiral who ordered attack that killed boat strike survivors
Lawmakers will hear from Navy admiral who ordered attack that killed boat strike survivors
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Of course he’s from the Naval Special Warcrimes program.
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LOL Jesus the boat strikes are so self-evidently criminal Taibbi wrote about something other than shadowbanning
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
LOL Jesus the boat strikes are so self-evidently criminal Taibbi wrote about something other than shadowbanning
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Happy International Cheetah Day
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy International Cheetah Day
My views are not represented by pro-genocide, anti-socialist shitheels who applauded Trump’s red bashing. This includes Elizabeth Warren, btw.
Not voting, or voting for a third party candidate that does not have a chance of winning, reduces the number of votes for a candidate that is probably more similar to one's beliefs than the other. Nationally, there are two parties. One of their candidates is going to be elected. Choose wisely.
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My views are not represented by pro-genocide, anti-socialist shitheels who applauded Trump’s red bashing. This includes Elizabeth Warren, btw.
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There is actually nothing similar between my beliefs and the beliefs of a candidate that promises to continue funding a genocide.
Which is why I didn’t vote for the dem or republican candidate.
Which is why I didn’t vote for the dem or republican candidate.
Not voting, or voting for a third party candidate that does not have a chance of winning, reduces the number of votes for a candidate that is probably more similar to one's beliefs than the other. Nationally, there are two parties. One of their candidates is going to be elected. Choose wisely.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There is actually nothing similar between my beliefs and the beliefs of a candidate that promises to continue funding a genocide.
Which is why I didn’t vote for the dem or republican candidate.
Which is why I didn’t vote for the dem or republican candidate.
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This is why we can't consider this dude in 2028. Actions > words.
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is why we can't consider this dude in 2028. Actions > words.
I do not think a *Democrat* gets to talk about the inadvisability of an association, especially when compared to the contents of their own party. If I want y’all’s advice I’ll go ahead and find an anti-choice felon and a pro-Israel neoliberal implicated in the Epstein list to make bffs with.
going to war with venezuela would be stupid and evil and also i think allying with russian stooges and weird cults is not a good way to make that point
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I do not think a *Democrat* gets to talk about the inadvisability of an association, especially when compared to the contents of their own party. If I want y’all’s advice I’ll go ahead and find an anti-choice felon and a pro-Israel neoliberal implicated in the Epstein list to make bffs with.
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That’s not a Guy that’s a Dude
Bo Jackson
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
Bo Jackson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Bo Jackson
baseball-reference.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
That’s not a Guy that’s a Dude
I always thought guys who said that the female orgasm is a myth were just joking. It’s crazy there are guys that actually believe that. It is not that hard to make women cum, you just gotta try my dudes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I always thought guys who said that the female orgasm is a myth were just joking. It’s crazy there are guys that actually believe that. It is not that hard to make women cum, you just gotta try my dudes.
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to all the liberals who have the misfortune of being exposed to my posts: have you noticed how all the rich people only become worse the more we allow them to accumulate wealth? that there's no way to fix this except to take it away from them? have you caught on yet?
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to all the liberals who have the misfortune of being exposed to my posts: have you noticed how all the rich people only become worse the more we allow them to accumulate wealth? that there's no way to fix this except to take it away from them? have you caught on yet?
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nuzzi is nowhere near hot enough to justify how brainless she is while still being remarkably ubiquitous. im sorry. i just don't get it
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
nuzzi is nowhere near hot enough to justify how brainless she is while still being remarkably ubiquitous. im sorry. i just don't get it
Will Stancil posting over at WaPo I see
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Will Stancil posting over at WaPo I see
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look at my opposition party dawg
Senator Mark Kelly has seen the Trump admin's classified justification for the boat strikes and said they should be released to the public. Kelly can release the info himself due legislative immunity; but when asked if he would, did not respond to multiple requests for comment.
Why Hegseth's Alleged War Crime Will Never Be Revealed
Lethal strike on alleged drug boat in Caribbean is shrouded in an above-top secret world
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
look at my opposition party dawg
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Already seeing photos of Sudanese kids wearing Nuzzi’s book.
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Already seeing photos of Sudanese kids wearing Nuzzi’s book.
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Excellent deep-dive into the violence perpetrated by fascist Zionist thugs at UCLA. Democrats, Republicans, the ADL, and the media have spent over a year lying that the violence was an antisemitic attack on Jews, and have used it and other lies to eviscerate higher education in the US:
“That was the day that it hit: UCLA has changed forever. It marked a turning point in the militarization of campus.”
Read Will Alden's deep dive on political dynamics at California's largest public university:
jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...
Read Will Alden's deep dive on political dynamics at California's largest public university:
jewishcurrents.org/portrait-of-...
Portrait of a Campus in Crisis
UCLA capitulated to its own hardline pro-Israel activists long before President Trump came calling. As a result, its students have repeatedly become…
jewishcurrents.org
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Excellent deep-dive into the violence perpetrated by fascist Zionist thugs at UCLA. Democrats, Republicans, the ADL, and the media have spent over a year lying that the violence was an antisemitic attack on Jews, and have used it and other lies to eviscerate higher education in the US:
“I was at the stonewall.” is such a weird phrasing that I think they just visited the bar on a trip to NYC, and were not actually at the riot.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“I was at the stonewall.” is such a weird phrasing that I think they just visited the bar on a trip to NYC, and were not actually at the riot.
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My favorite thing about Lenin is that was just his anon username and everyone just kept calling him that even after they won
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My favorite thing about Lenin is that was just his anon username and everyone just kept calling him that even after they won
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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This is what's great about social media. Watching a rich and powerful man be driven to big wet tears by an anonymous old lady with the sauce.
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
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December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is what's great about social media. Watching a rich and powerful man be driven to big wet tears by an anonymous old lady with the sauce.
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Honestly you have to be slightly impressed at the KHive and Blue MAGA wackos for upgrading their Emmanuel Goldstein from “Susan Sarandon” to “the entire non-voting Latino population of Dearborn, Michigan”
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Honestly you have to be slightly impressed at the KHive and Blue MAGA wackos for upgrading their Emmanuel Goldstein from “Susan Sarandon” to “the entire non-voting Latino population of Dearborn, Michigan”
I’m still not sure if the Blue MAGA types don’t actually believe the residents of Dearborn could have swung the election, and thus are abusing them from a position of impunity, or if they truly believe that Dearborn Muslims cost them 2024 and are so stupid they feel okay pissing them off some more.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m still not sure if the Blue MAGA types don’t actually believe the residents of Dearborn could have swung the election, and thus are abusing them from a position of impunity, or if they truly believe that Dearborn Muslims cost them 2024 and are so stupid they feel okay pissing them off some more.
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"Mom, can you come pick me up? The dictionary's writing smut"
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Mom, can you come pick me up? The dictionary's writing smut"