Kai
@kaiho.bsky.social
balding man yells at clouds by day, loves cats and loud riffs by night. ✶✶✶✶ Chicago by way of lots of the world. Software by way of academia, beer and accidents. And by software I mean devops shizz but plz let's not make skeeting about work a thing.
Another day, another case of non-Chicago residents thinking everything outside the immediate downtown are "suburbs".
Would these jackbags call Harlem or Astoria a suburb?
Would these jackbags call Harlem or Astoria a suburb?
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Another day, another case of non-Chicago residents thinking everything outside the immediate downtown are "suburbs".
Would these jackbags call Harlem or Astoria a suburb?
Would these jackbags call Harlem or Astoria a suburb?
When the bartender does the thumb-up, pointer finger thing at your glass and addresses you by name
a close up of a woman 's face with the words " the next big thing " on the bottom right
Alt: Turned on
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When the bartender does the thumb-up, pointer finger thing at your glass and addresses you by name
I don't want to brag but I kinda love Chicago, y'all
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I don't want to brag but I kinda love Chicago, y'all
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The annual property tax bill on this parking garage went down $8,000
Wrong direction
Wrong direction
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The annual property tax bill on this parking garage went down $8,000
Wrong direction
Wrong direction
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Thought I'd check out this entire pro-shot Judas Priest set from Hellfest 2025 with a beer or two and it's really, really fucking great. Can't believe how good they all still sound. www.arte.tv/en/videos/12...
Judas Priest - Hellfest 2025 - Watch the full programme | ARTE Concert
One of the (eternal) most eagerly awaited returns to Hellfest 2025. Half a century into their metal career, Judas Priest deliver an epic concert, all riffs, pyrotechnics and studded biker leather.
www.arte.tv
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thought I'd check out this entire pro-shot Judas Priest set from Hellfest 2025 with a beer or two and it's really, really fucking great. Can't believe how good they all still sound. www.arte.tv/en/videos/12...
I'm in Suncatcher and listening to a guy talking to a visitor from overseas about Chicago beer, history, pizza, etc, and oh god I sound like this guy when I'm on my bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm in Suncatcher and listening to a guy talking to a visitor from overseas about Chicago beer, history, pizza, etc, and oh god I sound like this guy when I'm on my bullshit
I'm so glad that every young person seems to want to move to River North/Streeterville/etc when they move to Chicago, because they can self-contain in the West Elm-furnished rat box apartment hell while the rest of us actually enjoy living in the city.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm so glad that every young person seems to want to move to River North/Streeterville/etc when they move to Chicago, because they can self-contain in the West Elm-furnished rat box apartment hell while the rest of us actually enjoy living in the city.
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POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Last minute: anyone need a ticket for Boris at the Metro tonight? A friend can't make it and is offloading.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Last minute: anyone need a ticket for Boris at the Metro tonight? A friend can't make it and is offloading.
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KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
This is inhumane, pure and simple
Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This is inhumane, pure and simple
Menudo?
More like me, nudo baby
More like me, nudo baby
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Menudo?
More like me, nudo baby
More like me, nudo baby
When your household has caught the norovirus, to the tune of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
"Blame it on a tiny creature
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to poop and hurl"
"Blame it on a tiny creature
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to poop and hurl"
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When your household has caught the norovirus, to the tune of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
"Blame it on a tiny creature
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to poop and hurl"
"Blame it on a tiny creature
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to poop and hurl"
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Bluesky hivemind: Need to find a new PAYG SIM for an elderly relative's emergency non-smart mobile phone. Zero data needed because they don't use the internet at all, pretty minimal usage so won't be regularly topped up either. Does such a thing even exist from any provider anymore?
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Bluesky hivemind: Need to find a new PAYG SIM for an elderly relative's emergency non-smart mobile phone. Zero data needed because they don't use the internet at all, pretty minimal usage so won't be regularly topped up either. Does such a thing even exist from any provider anymore?
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![american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog
french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading]
polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsaw👍🇵🇱 it is very bad](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bd5w6iipngycpaldvydcslbd/bafkreifwfovv2nzqcjd2cygzz5a6xqmqrcjclghyc37haz5rwygbg2krsa@jpeg)
"git is a time travel machine that allows us to explore parallel universes. Oh and it stores source code" @mdwayne-real.bsky.social
#bsideschicago
#bsideschicago
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"git is a time travel machine that allows us to explore parallel universes. Oh and it stores source code" @mdwayne-real.bsky.social
#bsideschicago
#bsideschicago
Wonderful (but scary) talk by @tarah.org at #bsideschicago25
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Wonderful (but scary) talk by @tarah.org at #bsideschicago25
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My cat is so soft, sometimes it’s like man you couldn’t get any softer but he somehow defies softness expectations. He also carries an assortment of knives and daggers.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My cat is so soft, sometimes it’s like man you couldn’t get any softer but he somehow defies softness expectations. He also carries an assortment of knives and daggers.
Sometimes I wish bar and restaurant websites were open-source so I could submit a merge request with typo fixes because goddamn, "ammenities" and misuse of "it's" is rampant.
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sometimes I wish bar and restaurant websites were open-source so I could submit a merge request with typo fixes because goddamn, "ammenities" and misuse of "it's" is rampant.
Oh wonderful. Instagram and I presume meta more widely will force personalization of ads in a unilateral move. No more opting out. It's just there from when the new terms and conditions take effect.
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh wonderful. Instagram and I presume meta more widely will force personalization of ads in a unilateral move. No more opting out. It's just there from when the new terms and conditions take effect.
Argh of course. Venteux brasserie is called that because it translates to "Windy" and duh, windy city
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Argh of course. Venteux brasserie is called that because it translates to "Windy" and duh, windy city
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NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
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good bit from the Guardian review of Giuffre's memoir; I have heard several people from the NGO world express the confusion and embarrassment they felt at billionaires showing up with very young women at events.
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
good bit from the Guardian review of Giuffre's memoir; I have heard several people from the NGO world express the confusion and embarrassment they felt at billionaires showing up with very young women at events.
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OpenAI is following a trend we’ve known about for years: There are endless theorized applications of AI, but in the real world many people want to use LLMs for sexual gratification.
🔗 www.404media.co/openai-sam-a...
🔗 www.404media.co/openai-sam-a...
OpenAI Catches Up to AI Market Reality: People Are Horny
Just two months ago, Sam Altman acknowledged that putting a “sex bot avatar” in ChatGPT would be a move to “juice growth.” Something the company had been tempted to do, he said, but had resisted.
www.404media.co
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
OpenAI is following a trend we’ve known about for years: There are endless theorized applications of AI, but in the real world many people want to use LLMs for sexual gratification.
🔗 www.404media.co/openai-sam-a...
🔗 www.404media.co/openai-sam-a...