🎃 Katherine Duke but with pumpkins 🎃
@katducduk.bsky.social
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Writer. Editor. Comedy geek. Trivia nerd. Podcast junkie. Creator of the book Kissability: People with Disabilities Talk About Sex, Love, and Relationships (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24738917-kissability#CommunityReviews). (she/her)
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katducduk.bsky.social
The idea of "gettin' froggy" has also taken on a fresh resonance these days-- though, of course, the people gettin' froggy in Portland are NOT the ones behaving like terries.
katducduk.bsky.social
Microsoft Word's spell-check just suggested the word "Terries" to me, so I took it as a sign to watch this again.

And I'm glad I did, because the phrase "eatin' like Diane Keaton" has been in my head since yesterday (RIP), but I'd forgotten its origins.
Prepared for Terries - Key & Peele
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lollardfish.bsky.social
The end of federal enforcement of special ed laws. Some states - including MN - will likely be ok. But a lot of disabled kids in a lot of states are going to lose the education that federal law and decades of jurisprudence say they are owed.
Education Department wipes out special ed office in shutdown layoffs, union says
The Education Department laid off nearly everyone at the Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.
www.usatoday.com
katducduk.bsky.social
I can’t claim to be deeply familiar with many of her films, but here is my favorite Diane Keaton moment:
Diane Keaton as the mother in The Family Stone, looking at an old black-and-white photo of her pregnant self and telling her daughter (Rachel McAdams), “That’s you and me, kid.”
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docrevan.bsky.social
Important to note that Donald Trump’s opinion of his grand nephew with KCNQ2 developmental and epileptic encephalopathy is that he should just die
lastpositivist.bsky.social
Imagine these being your values: I think disabled children have it too easy, they should have less stuff. That's the global right atm, those are the people we're dealing with.
sarapartridge.bsky.social
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
katducduk.bsky.social
I experienced about 3 seconds of genuine, toe-clenching, mounting panic as I started reading this.
npr.org
NPR @npr.org · 2d
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
n.pr
katducduk.bsky.social
I'm trying this again and must recommend it again!
katducduk.bsky.social
DELICIOUS DISCOVERY: A drizzle of lemon juice will nudge the flavor of (cold) apple cider into 🍏 Jolly Rancher territory.
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myqkaplan.bsky.social
"Three eyes!"

— a bully making fun of someone with a monocle
katducduk.bsky.social
A few months ago, the social media team in my office at the college where I work engineered a brilliantly successful April Fool's Day joke around this:
Breaking News: Fewer Letters, Same School Spirit | April | Amherst College
www.amherst.edu
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katducduk.bsky.social
I'm in no way qualified to write it, but I sincerely hope that one or more scholars are currently working on volume titled something like "Everyone Is Twelve Now: On Childhood and Childishness in Authoritarian America"
ryanboyd.bsky.social
The grand unified “Everyone is Twelve” theory is a legit contribution to contemporary thought and critique. We really are ruled by evil adult children!
katducduk.bsky.social
"That wain Georgie lost the arm of himself!"
katducduk.bsky.social
:: imagining "We all float down here" spoken in a Northern Irish accent ::
katducduk.bsky.social
I'm in no way qualified to write it, but I sincerely hope that one or more scholars are currently working on volume titled something like "Everyone Is Twelve Now: On Childhood and Childishness in Authoritarian America"
ryanboyd.bsky.social
The grand unified “Everyone is Twelve” theory is a legit contribution to contemporary thought and critique. We really are ruled by evil adult children!
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katducduk.bsky.social
And Nicole *Kid man* is an *adult woman*?!
hulcricket.bsky.social
hollup the guy named keith *urban* is a *country* singer and we just gonna let that one go?!?
katducduk.bsky.social
And Nicole *Kid man* is an *adult woman*?!
hulcricket.bsky.social
hollup the guy named keith *urban* is a *country* singer and we just gonna let that one go?!?
katducduk.bsky.social
I get the impression I might be the only Millennial who does not know and love "Mr. Brightside." I've somehow never listened to it all the way through. I heard a bunch of people singing it out the windows of a bus the other day, and I recognized it only because I've seen the lyrics quoted in memes.
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
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katducduk.bsky.social
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went here.
katducduk.bsky.social
"Ooh, I wonder if Pornhub, the Hub of Porn, has any porn..."
katducduk.bsky.social
Even if they spell it right, it's funny to me to think of someone going to Pornhub and typing "porn" into the search bar