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Kat Hansen | Voice of NEON PRDX and LYNX
@katthorsdottir.bsky.social
1/3 of NEON PRDX and the vocalist of LYNX.

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Whoop! We got our first merch prototype in the mail today! Forgive my lack of catwalk skills. 😅

Also, the full LYNX album is drip-feeding weekly for free members over on our Patreon every Wednesday! 🤘🤘

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WHOMSTEVER had the “brilliant” idea to put CUSHY CARPET in the airport in the absurdly long hallway WHERE PEOPLE ROLL SUITCASES is a war criminal!!!! IDC IDC IDC IDC!!!! This is both CRUEL and UNUSUAL punishment! I hope they take you out back and run you over WITH the plane!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Soooo, if I get into wrestling, there's a chance Julia Hart will yank my hair and Thekla will spank me with a belt? Anyone know any good wrestling schools? #aewcollision 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hey, I resemble those remarks. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean I know Leila's not winning this but I wouldn't be mad if she did. #aewcollision 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Me for the next year after tomorrow. RIP, HEY! (EW)...😔😪

Thanks for four years of laughter.

#AEW 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A Discord member of ours who we're playing Edgerunners with had the line of the century yesterday in-character, "Dude, the way you're smiling at me makes me want to have another abortion." So of course, @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social turned it into a song and surprised us with it today. 😅
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's about damn time. Been sitting on this for months. 😅😅
Shorts: I often salute them.

Preview for what's coming soon for tiered and free members! You might not all know the song, but those who do, really, really do. Sorry in advance if you're out of tissues.

#Cyberpunk #Covers #EdgeRunners

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I Really Want to Stay at Your House (Patreon Exclusive) #cyberpunk2077 #electronicmusic #newmusic
YouTube video by NEON PRDX Music
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December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision for the future.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ya, I should have listened and made sure I had a towel ready before that match started. That was amazing! 🤼

#AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Headed into day 3 session 3 of our Cyberpunk Edgerunners campaign "The Moxes Take Manhattan." I can say a lot about @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social. Some good, and some not so good. But holy hell is he a good storyteller inside of this universe. Lifelong obsessions pay off sometimes. 😅😅
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I specifically watched him spit green mist in Olivia's vagina. And if we've learned anything from pro-wrestling, Olivia will give birth to Akebono next month. If you know, you know. 🤼
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good point. Also, how "premium" are these live events when they happen every fucking weekend? 😅😅 There's nothing special about them anymore. Back in the day, it was one every three months, and shit felt special. 🤼
Why are they calling Survivor Series John Cena's "final PLE" when Saturday Night's Main Event is explicitly a "PLE" now by any rational definition?
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I was raised on these streets.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Not with Egg, I hope."

"Anne."

"Anne. I meant Anne."
I have Pop Pop in the attic
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Photo Mode.

Okay, not really. I'm mostly kidding. I love some beautiful game photography. I just wish the person I live with wouldn't stop a game to spend 45 minutes on a single photo sometimes. 😅😅
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Couples who fall in love while beating the hell out of each other are my kinds of couples. 🥰🥰🤼
it's where Takeshita & Yuka fell in love bsky.app/profile/jude...
How I Met My Future Wife.
#ddtpro #tjpw
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Our friend Chigs is such an amazing artist, but she still manages to floor me with every piece I see from her. This is only one of a 16-piece set she calls VARGA-Punk. 😍😍😍😍
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am so sick and tired of every damn time I try to watching something even wrestling adjacent on youtube, having to sit through Cody Rhodes trying to sell me vodka. There's only one Wheatley in my life, and there will only ever be one Wheatley in my life. 🤼
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ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the words that 's uh god i was quoting god
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November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Yes, we're uploading something to YouTube on purpose. No, we're not drunk. lol.

The deleted track from our upcoming EP L.E.G.I.O.N. is up and live, and was apparently too hot for the YouTube PG guardians. Shocker... 🤣

#Cyberpunk #ElectronicMusic

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Binary Extraction Nexus | Deleted Track from the Upcoming EP, "L.E.G.I.O.N."
YouTube video by NEON PRDX Music
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November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So the sequel to Zootopia took a turn for the worse, huh? You put sloths in charge of the DMV, this is what happens.
really went dark for the sequel
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I welcome being covered in their SEED. 🤼
Illustration of wrestling tag team MxM Collection
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I don't mean to be crude, since you all know me as a very sweet, pure, unvulgar, and innocent girlie girl, but um... can your water break if you're not pregnant? Because I think my water just broke.
Can we take a moment with these Takeshita pictures from Puroresu Nylon!? 🔥😍
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Delete this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
As the old adage says, "It's not the size of the bitch in the fight. It's the size of the cunt in the bitch."

Or something like that. I might be paraphrasing.

#ACU 🤼
The thing that's wild about Thekla is that she stands at about 5'1" and manages to have the biggest, loudest aura of *anyone* on the entire #AEW roster.

Absolutely unreal off-the-charts charisma. A championship run should be a matter of "when" and not "if".

🤼
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM