Казмонавт
@kazmonaut.kzstan.com
following my dream of someday making the world's largest манты
Owner of an orange #cat. In Colorado, dreaming of the Eurasian Steppe.
Owner of an orange #cat. In Colorado, dreaming of the Eurasian Steppe.
An old random tweet the lives rent free in my head, I think from @catturd2.bsky.social: “cast iron skillets can have a bit of dish soap, as a treat”. I say it in my head every time I get the cast iron skillet out. (It’s a curse)
every time you take one of my posts seriously i put another cast iron skillet into my dishwasher
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
An old random tweet the lives rent free in my head, I think from @catturd2.bsky.social: “cast iron skillets can have a bit of dish soap, as a treat”. I say it in my head every time I get the cast iron skillet out. (It’s a curse)
On this topic, at the Whole Foods I saw a teen put a box of $9 cereal (not even organic but gluten free something something) into the family cart. the parents saw and didn’t bat an eye. I’m sure they’re rich but still. Absolute insanity that we accept this as a country
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
On this topic, at the Whole Foods I saw a teen put a box of $9 cereal (not even organic but gluten free something something) into the family cart. the parents saw and didn’t bat an eye. I’m sure they’re rich but still. Absolute insanity that we accept this as a country
He’s been sleeping here for almost an hour
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
He’s been sleeping here for almost an hour
Yes in my backyard! Wait not like that. jfc
wow this is incredibly bleak
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Yes in my backyard! Wait not like that. jfc
😳 What if we kissed in
The fish drying barn at Scheveningen, 1882 #vincentvangogh #vangogh
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
😳 What if we kissed in
Stan Van Gundy alternates between insightful and annoying, but definitely enjoying D-Wade as a commentator.
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stan Van Gundy alternates between insightful and annoying, but definitely enjoying D-Wade as a commentator.
NBA Cup MVP Tyler Kolek
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
NBA Cup MVP Tyler Kolek
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Might be ready to conclude that Wembanyama is Lawful Evil.
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Might be ready to conclude that Wembanyama is Lawful Evil.
*Me, reading a beautifully formatted, thoughtfully designed, fully accessible PDF report. Carefully written to introduce topics, highlight main points, and provide information*
Adobe Acrobat AI Assistant: would you like me to turn this PDF into a narrow wall of slop on the side of your screen?
Adobe Acrobat AI Assistant: would you like me to turn this PDF into a narrow wall of slop on the side of your screen?
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
*Me, reading a beautifully formatted, thoughtfully designed, fully accessible PDF report. Carefully written to introduce topics, highlight main points, and provide information*
Adobe Acrobat AI Assistant: would you like me to turn this PDF into a narrow wall of slop on the side of your screen?
Adobe Acrobat AI Assistant: would you like me to turn this PDF into a narrow wall of slop on the side of your screen?
thanks I hate it
Nasty wind event on Wednesday. Early glance:
Worst of the wind in the foothills: most/all day Wednesday. Peak gusts: 70-90 mph
West Denver metro/Boulder/Fort Collins: noon-midnight Wednesday. Peak gusts: 60-80 mph, Denver 40-60 mph
#COwx
Worst of the wind in the foothills: most/all day Wednesday. Peak gusts: 70-90 mph
West Denver metro/Boulder/Fort Collins: noon-midnight Wednesday. Peak gusts: 60-80 mph, Denver 40-60 mph
#COwx
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
thanks I hate it
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Transnistria mentioned!
Наше кафе; Bulevardul Gagarin 126А, Tiraspol, Moldova https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=46.83657280000001%2C29.6307947&query_place_id=ChIJfZRtNFUDyUARRqBqq_09xKc
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Transnistria mentioned!
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I can't sell you any horseflesh. You'll have to go inside and talk to Cat Face.
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I can't sell you any horseflesh. You'll have to go inside and talk to Cat Face.
this is why I have a dash cam (capturing video of geese slowly crossing the road)
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
this is why I have a dash cam (capturing video of geese slowly crossing the road)
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how much more of this are we going to take??
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
how much more of this are we going to take??
Absolutely insane. Slightly worried though that the current corrupt US Supreme Court will somehow allow this
President Trump says he's pardoning Tina Peters even though the law says he can't pardon state charges.
Colorado's AG tells me Peters isn't getting out while the claim is litigated.
Colorado's AG tells me Peters isn't getting out while the claim is litigated.
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Absolutely insane. Slightly worried though that the current corrupt US Supreme Court will somehow allow this
Put this orange baby in the National Portrait Gallery
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Put this orange baby in the National Portrait Gallery
Portrait of me arranging letter blocks to create bluesky posts
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Portrait of me arranging letter blocks to create bluesky posts
Printing out my best twetes and poasts from the last five years on high quality stationary and delivering them to a mask CBP agent in cargo pants and a tactical vest who proceeds to beat the shit out of me
Foreign tourists may have to disclose 5 years of social media history with public accounts, the Trump administration says.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Printing out my best twetes and poasts from the last five years on high quality stationary and delivering them to a mask CBP agent in cargo pants and a tactical vest who proceeds to beat the shit out of me
Absolutely vicious.
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Absolutely vicious.
Sure Netflix buying Warner Brothers is probably anticompetitive and mostly bad for the film industry and artists, but that’s a small price to pay to watch Nepo Billionaire Corporate Ghoul David Ellison eat shit
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sure Netflix buying Warner Brothers is probably anticompetitive and mostly bad for the film industry and artists, but that’s a small price to pay to watch Nepo Billionaire Corporate Ghoul David Ellison eat shit
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Gold Burger; Urgench, Xorazm Region, Uzbekistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=41.55476770000001%2C60.62871899999999&query_place_id=ChIJodl5EnvJ30ERJHxxbHlfiug
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Gold Burger; Urgench, Xorazm Region, Uzbekistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=41.55476770000001%2C60.62871899999999&query_place_id=ChIJodl5EnvJ30ERJHxxbHlfiug