Kyle Blaes
@kblaes.bsky.social
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Our game, Polyarmory: High Calibre Love comes out next Friday!
It's the stupidest, most politically charged game I've had the chance to direct. @annacwebs.bsky.social is the lead writer so you know it's glorious.
It'll be FREE on Steam for Valentine's Day!
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
It's the stupidest, most politically charged game I've had the chance to direct. @annacwebs.bsky.social is the lead writer so you know it's glorious.
It'll be FREE on Steam for Valentine's Day!
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
store.steampowered.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Our game, Polyarmory: High Calibre Love comes out next Friday!
It's the stupidest, most politically charged game I've had the chance to direct. @annacwebs.bsky.social is the lead writer so you know it's glorious.
It'll be FREE on Steam for Valentine's Day!
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
It's the stupidest, most politically charged game I've had the chance to direct. @annacwebs.bsky.social is the lead writer so you know it's glorious.
It'll be FREE on Steam for Valentine's Day!
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
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Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
Me: That's--
("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")
Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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132. T. Kingfisher’s Snake-Eater
Sometimes a woman's best friend is her dog. Sometimes it's her septuagenarian trans grandma neighbour with a shotgun. The vast majority of my writing here is free to read and will remain so, but if you enjoy these sorts of posts, your support on Patreon or as a…
Sometimes a woman's best friend is her dog. Sometimes it's her septuagenarian trans grandma neighbour with a shotgun. The vast majority of my writing here is free to read and will remain so, but if you enjoy these sorts of posts, your support on Patreon or as a…
132. T. Kingfisher’s Snake-Eater
Sometimes a woman's best friend is her dog. Sometimes it's her septuagenarian trans grandma neighbour with a shotgun. The vast majority of my writing here is free to read and will remain so, but if you enjoy these sorts of posts, your support on Patreon or as a paying subscriber through WordPress is what subsidises me to write more of them.
lizbourke.wordpress.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:57 PM
132. T. Kingfisher’s Snake-Eater
Sometimes a woman's best friend is her dog. Sometimes it's her septuagenarian trans grandma neighbour with a shotgun. The vast majority of my writing here is free to read and will remain so, but if you enjoy these sorts of posts, your support on Patreon or as a…
Sometimes a woman's best friend is her dog. Sometimes it's her septuagenarian trans grandma neighbour with a shotgun. The vast majority of my writing here is free to read and will remain so, but if you enjoy these sorts of posts, your support on Patreon or as a…
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It’s often claimed that moving house and divorce are the two most stressful experiences in life. This isn’t true. The most stressful experience in life is trying to change a duvet cover when you’re very tired.
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
It’s often claimed that moving house and divorce are the two most stressful experiences in life. This isn’t true. The most stressful experience in life is trying to change a duvet cover when you’re very tired.
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I didn't want a safe house in the desert until seeing this ad.
January 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I didn't want a safe house in the desert until seeing this ad.
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*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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It's only a martini if it's from the Martinaise region of Revachol. Otherwise it's just sparkling Commodore Red.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It's only a martini if it's from the Martinaise region of Revachol. Otherwise it's just sparkling Commodore Red.
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if you have not yet read Mount Char, boy are you in for a fuckin treat bookshop.org/a/293/978055...
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
if you have not yet read Mount Char, boy are you in for a fuckin treat bookshop.org/a/293/978055...
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There's just no debate imo: if you get an increase in transit funding it's way better spent increasing frequency than reducing fares
Transit's main competition is cars. If you raise fares from $2.50 to $3, you're still way more affordable than driving. But if you cut the bus from every 15 to every 20, you're screwed because cars have infinity frequency and 24 hr service span.
I hate that we’re having to think in these terms, but the evidence seems to be bearing out that steep fare hikes are less damaging to ridership than service cuts.
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There's just no debate imo: if you get an increase in transit funding it's way better spent increasing frequency than reducing fares
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
Alex Horne confirmed bisexual?
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Alex Horne confirmed bisexual?
As a twin, this definitely seems creepy to me. Singletons? Really?
Twins have a bond that can’t be understood by “singletons,” or what they call people who aren’t twins.
In DOUBLE MEANING, photojournalist Sarah Rogers and filmmaker Kate Bennis made the trek to the annual Twins Days Festival, a gathering to celebrate multiples being the same, but different.
In DOUBLE MEANING, photojournalist Sarah Rogers and filmmaker Kate Bennis made the trek to the annual Twins Days Festival, a gathering to celebrate multiples being the same, but different.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As a twin, this definitely seems creepy to me. Singletons? Really?
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Now THIS is amazing writing
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Now THIS is amazing writing
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Every day in December ends the same way: "Whelp, it's almost midnight -- I probably should call it an evening [checks watch, it is 7:30]."
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Every day in December ends the same way: "Whelp, it's almost midnight -- I probably should call it an evening [checks watch, it is 7:30]."
All herbivore means is "too lazy to hunt but will eat meat if it's dumb enough to get that close to my mouth." I've seen enough horses catching and eating birds to know that hippos are right out.
"African Animals Useful in America."
I swear to fuck, the things we almost did.
These *vegetarian* behemoths kill crocodiles, who I will remind you are ARMORED DINOSAURS WITH RAZOR MOUTHS, because FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT THAT'S WHY.
I swear to fuck, the things we almost did.
These *vegetarian* behemoths kill crocodiles, who I will remind you are ARMORED DINOSAURS WITH RAZOR MOUTHS, because FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT THAT'S WHY.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, March 25, 1910, Page 5, Image 5
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, March 25, 1910, Page 5, Image 5, brought to you by University of Utah, Marriott Library, and the National Digital Newspaper Program.
chroniclingamerica.loc.gov
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
All herbivore means is "too lazy to hunt but will eat meat if it's dumb enough to get that close to my mouth." I've seen enough horses catching and eating birds to know that hippos are right out.
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them.
You may want to adjust your settings:
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them.
You may want to adjust your settings:
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I'm just going to keep Reposting this for the next four days.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm just going to keep Reposting this for the next four days.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
When did Sam Rosenthal take over the MLB?
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
When did Sam Rosenthal take over the MLB?
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