Ken Foster
@kenfostersvoice.com
GenX voiceover guy & narrator🎙️
Sometimes I write. Sometimes I cook. Mostly I talk.
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Sometimes I write. Sometimes I cook. Mostly I talk.
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
my aunt died today and I am sad
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
my aunt died today and I am sad
Age verification? I used a rotary-dial phone for prank calls
Age verification? I paid $21 to see David Bowie at Giants Stadium.
Age verification? I had to watch a season with Coy and Vance instead of Bo and Luke.
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Age verification? I used a rotary-dial phone for prank calls
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Bestern Mass. Name a better place to be in the summer.
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Bestern Mass. Name a better place to be in the summer.
🙋me too
I’m hoping @tcmtv.bsky.social will add Looney Tunes to their Saturday morning line up #TCMParty
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
🙋me too
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Reposted by Ken Foster
Devastated by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. Was lucky enough, not only to work with her on Whose Line and on stage, but to chat with her at a few gatherings. Sweet, kind, humble and a genius, this is a hard one. Love to her family and all who loved her.
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Devastated by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. Was lucky enough, not only to work with her on Whose Line and on stage, but to chat with her at a few gatherings. Sweet, kind, humble and a genius, this is a hard one. Love to her family and all who loved her.
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
btw, @satiristas.bsky.social - LOVE the book - I was trying to get each comedian to sign it before they started passing away, but they've been passing away faster than I've been able to meet them (sad).
Also, PP: bring back The Green Room PLEASE!!!
Also, PP: bring back The Green Room PLEASE!!!
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
btw, @satiristas.bsky.social - LOVE the book - I was trying to get each comedian to sign it before they started passing away, but they've been passing away faster than I've been able to meet them (sad).
Also, PP: bring back The Green Room PLEASE!!!
Also, PP: bring back The Green Room PLEASE!!!
applauding the inclusion of Dick Dastardly in this secret pic
January 23, 2026 at 8:05 PM
applauding the inclusion of Dick Dastardly in this secret pic
Thank you @iommi.com & @gibsonguitaruk.bsky.social for this one. #BlackSabbath fans, watch this one! Can't wait for the next...
youtu.be/NHZGBfrb6Jw?...
youtu.be/NHZGBfrb6Jw?...
Tony Iommi: The Godfather of Heavy Metal, Volume One
YouTube video by Gibson TV
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Thank you @iommi.com & @gibsonguitaruk.bsky.social for this one. #BlackSabbath fans, watch this one! Can't wait for the next...
youtu.be/NHZGBfrb6Jw?...
youtu.be/NHZGBfrb6Jw?...
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
so I'll be stopping for the day (hopefully)
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
so I'll be stopping for the day (hopefully)
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Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/
Top 10 Worst 3rd Dune Movie Titles:
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
Duny Villeneuve
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Top 10 Worst 3rd Dune Movie Titles:
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
10. Dune Where's My Car
9. The Dune Conspiracy
8. How Stella Got Her Dune Back
7. Stop Or My Dune Will Shoot
6. Return of the Son of Dune
5. D3 - Electric Bugaloo
4. Raiders of the Lost Dune
3. Three Men and a Dune
2. Spice Spice Baby
1. A Good Day to Dune Hard
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social taking my son to your @heliumcomedyphl.bsky.social show in Mar for a holiday gift. Looking forward to this & I know he'll love it.
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social taking my son to your @heliumcomedyphl.bsky.social show in Mar for a holiday gift. Looking forward to this & I know he'll love it.
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
Will you be creating/selling cool show posters for this tour/run?
for the love of pete: if my payment was declined & my online photos are in danger, your twice-daily emails will certainly get me turned around. Meanwhile, can I get you into some insulated window treatments or penis enlargement sera? #spamspamspamspam
a can of spam with a hamburger on it on a white plate
ALT: a can of spam with a hamburger on it on a white plate
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
for the love of pete: if my payment was declined & my online photos are in danger, your twice-daily emails will certainly get me turned around. Meanwhile, can I get you into some insulated window treatments or penis enlargement sera? #spamspamspamspam
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Fortuitously named, or not, Felix Navidade hated this time of the year…
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fortuitously named, or not, Felix Navidade hated this time of the year…
Ah, the old reach-around overreach
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ah, the old reach-around overreach
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TWO REPUBLICANS criticized Trump’s despicable-even-for-it post obout the Reiner family tragedy.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TWO REPUBLICANS criticized Trump’s despicable-even-for-it post obout the Reiner family tragedy.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.
Two.
There are 53 Republicans in the Senate, 220 Republicans in the House, they have four balls between them and two belong to Marjorie Taylor-Green.