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I’m nobody who are you?
Are you nobody too?
Are you nobody too?
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@kerwin4two.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Hate it when my complex past comes to light
Can’t wait to see what the Eagles do now
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Can’t wait to see what the Eagles do now
Cooper DeJean was on McConkey like white on rice
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cooper DeJean was on McConkey like white on rice
I realize I am an old man but who is watching these CGI Avatar movies without any real characters? The first one was ok but only because of the humanity of the actors
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I realize I am an old man but who is watching these CGI Avatar movies without any real characters? The first one was ok but only because of the humanity of the actors
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when the dance of the goddamn sugar plum fairies kicks in AGAIN for Kid 11:
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
when the dance of the goddamn sugar plum fairies kicks in AGAIN for Kid 11:
Those plucky kids from Duke finally have something go their way
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Those plucky kids from Duke finally have something go their way
Asked my daughter what 6-7 meant and she said it was Dada.
Finally it makes sense.
Finally it makes sense.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Asked my daughter what 6-7 meant and she said it was Dada.
Finally it makes sense.
Finally it makes sense.
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relative to expectations, Curt Cignetti has to be the best coaching hire in history
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
relative to expectations, Curt Cignetti has to be the best coaching hire in history
Ooooh knee was down
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ooooh knee was down
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
Who wore it better?
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Who wore it better?
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:
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“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
“What did the market do today”
I usually tell them where the ten year closed (4.096)
I usually tell them where the ten year closed (4.096)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“What did the market do today”
I usually tell them where the ten year closed (4.096)
I usually tell them where the ten year closed (4.096)
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Hi I'm Harrison Ford [turning Cessna to line up with halfpipe] ...and this is Jackass!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Hi I'm Harrison Ford [turning Cessna to line up with halfpipe] ...and this is Jackass!!!
Go Gators?
Good news everybody! The swamp isn’t expected to completely swallow the playground for another six weeks, so it’s still safe to send your kids out there!
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Go Gators?
Is it Ableist to win the cripple fight?
Go Gators
Go Gators
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is it Ableist to win the cripple fight?
Go Gators
Go Gators
A man becomes preeminent he’s expected to have enthusiasms
Enthusiasms…
Enthusiasms…
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A man becomes preeminent he’s expected to have enthusiasms
Enthusiasms…
Enthusiasms…
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
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Guess they always secretly wanted to be a State School
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Guess they always secretly wanted to be a State School
The Cure
Drive by Truckers
Local H
Darryl Hall
Damon Fowler
Drive by Truckers
Local H
Darryl Hall
Damon Fowler
Metric
Beyoncé
Tallest Man on Earth
Then a bunch of Quebecois artists
Beyoncé
Tallest Man on Earth
Then a bunch of Quebecois artists
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Cure
Drive by Truckers
Local H
Darryl Hall
Damon Fowler
Drive by Truckers
Local H
Darryl Hall
Damon Fowler