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· Apr 19
Hate it when my complex past comes to light
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/
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They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Ex-Nazi guard, 101, sentenced for role in 3,500 murders
He was sentenced to five years in prison for serving at the Nazis’ Sachsenhausen concentration camp.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
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What I wouldn’t give for a followup interview with both of these ladies right about now
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM
What I wouldn’t give for a followup interview with both of these ladies right about now
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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Fernando Mendoza is a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark listener confirmed?
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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“for instance, i didn’t have to pay my robot barber a penny”
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“for instance, i didn’t have to pay my robot barber a penny”
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My youth pastor would play Queen records backwards and it sounded like this.
Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
My youth pastor would play Queen records backwards and it sounded like this.
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
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so, just to be clear, this crushes america's economy
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
so, just to be clear, this crushes america's economy
Let me posit this if I may.
Therapist nods.
An older Sheldon.
Therapist scribbles in notepad
Therapist nods.
An older Sheldon.
Therapist scribbles in notepad
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Let me posit this if I may.
Therapist nods.
An older Sheldon.
Therapist scribbles in notepad
Therapist nods.
An older Sheldon.
Therapist scribbles in notepad
Weird that Mendoza wears a tech vest and AirPods during the game but my guess is he is listening to grindset business bros podcasts at 1.5 speed while throwing 15 yard laser out routes.
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Weird that Mendoza wears a tech vest and AirPods during the game but my guess is he is listening to grindset business bros podcasts at 1.5 speed while throwing 15 yard laser out routes.
College football will break your heart
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
College football will break your heart
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The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen
if ever signs and wonders were, here is one
atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon
as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
if ever signs and wonders were, here is one
atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon
as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen
if ever signs and wonders were, here is one
atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon
as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
if ever signs and wonders were, here is one
atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon
as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
All well and good until Cignetti takes the Tech job and starts a platypus dynasty
i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
All well and good until Cignetti takes the Tech job and starts a platypus dynasty
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
decided to bring this to life
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I do not want Pat McAfee
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
August 26, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I do not want Pat McAfee
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
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Birth name: McLean Dowler
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Birth name: McLean Dowler
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
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There was a leak but not to the media
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
There was a leak but not to the media
Got the Sunday Scaries on a Thursday night.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Got the Sunday Scaries on a Thursday night.
This one had me wheezing
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This one had me wheezing
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me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero