Kleptoplast 🌱
@kleptoplast.bsky.social
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Solarpunk, biochem engineer, humanist This is the bug brigade: 🪱🐌🐜🦗🪳🦟🪲🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🦂🕷️🦐🦀🦞 Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade
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kleinman.bsky.social
If Clinton had won there would've been a David S. Pumpkins movie
merrittk.com
remember david pumpkins? that was like 10 years ago
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merrittk.com
imagining a warioware-style game where you're polishing a brick until it becomes a mirror, putting legs on a snake, etc.
jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
kleptoplast.bsky.social
I would argue by some metrics this person isn't an artist using the site as intended either
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kaasiand.cool
hey tumblr what just happened
cutoff tumblr post showing a notification screenshot:
"Replied to your post "everyone is meeting me in the grotto""
"everyone is greeting you with the motto"

the notes underneath are now instead shown as twitter style comment/reblog/like/share buttons/counts
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
"I was working in the lab late one night"

Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
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timplatt.bsky.social
I’ve got TWO WORDS that’ll solve
ALL Y’ALL’S PROBLEMS
and it ain’t
“The Bible”
Or
“Gluten Free”!
check this:
Micky Skywalker.

You can thank me anytime now😎
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
hands up if you are a true bug and suck sap from plants
Shivaphis celti, the Asian woolly hackberry aphid, also known as Shivaphis (Shivaphis) celti, is an aphid in the superfamily Aphidoidea in the order Hemiptera. It is a true bug and sucks sap from plants.

Pictured is schivapis celti, a small white bug that looks like a speck of lint, sitting on a leaf
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schwites.bsky.social
Halloween Pikats / 🐈‍⬛ / #pikmin
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shintonty.bsky.social
this post really lives in my head
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Looking through binoculars around Moo Moo Meadows in Mario Kart World has a small chance of activating a "cute jumpscare" Easter egg whereby a group of Para-Biddybuds will suddenly look into the binoculars from the other side.
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timplatt.bsky.social
being gentle and kind
shouldn’t be controversial.
*i* shouldn’t be controversial!
and yet…here we are *facepalmemoji*
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gnowolfstyx.bsky.social
Since it's October, I can post this pic I have saved on my phone again
Some edit over a boomer comic (I think) but with Pikmin and nectar instead
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
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timplatt.bsky.social
you know what? Let’s see…
I bet SOME of y’all are ready
for some GENTLE COMEDY
kleptoplast.bsky.social
Bluesky is the ONLY website where you can litterally say I like pancake and somebody will say wth why do you hate waffle's 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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dumbmike.bsky.social
WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED
ME: What's up babe
WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect.
ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.
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kcg.bsky.social
a normal hornet to relax you from the stressful gameplay
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topherflorence.bsky.social
you know how every random monste you see in one frame of star wars got a whole backstory in comics and novels. they should do that with all the little guys in the background of parappa and lammy