Kleptoplast 🌱
@kleptoplast.bsky.social
Solarpunk, biochem engineer, humanist
This is the bug brigade:
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This is the bug brigade:
🪱🐌🐜🦗🪳🦟🪲🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🦂🕷️🦐🦀🦞
Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade
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CARTOON/SEBAST.GIF
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
CARTOON/SEBAST.GIF
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DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
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This is Miyamoto. There will be a Smiser Direct tomorrow 20:00 GMT / 2:00PM CT. Please be excited.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is Miyamoto. There will be a Smiser Direct tomorrow 20:00 GMT / 2:00PM CT. Please be excited.
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Do you know about gelatinous salps? No? Trust us, you probably want to:
www.biographic.com/pelagic-pack...
www.biographic.com/pelagic-pack...
Pelagic Pack Animals - bioGraphic
Gelatinous salps shuttle tiny creatures and excess carbon into the deep.
www.biographic.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Do you know about gelatinous salps? No? Trust us, you probably want to:
www.biographic.com/pelagic-pack...
www.biographic.com/pelagic-pack...
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what Kind of SMISER fan are you!??! Upvote what kind of FAN of SNOW MISER you are!!!
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
what Kind of SMISER fan are you!??! Upvote what kind of FAN of SNOW MISER you are!!!
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i really really really like this image
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i really really really like this image
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There is a humorous error message in Paper Mario: Color Splash. When loading Luigi, the game does a quick "bone check" to see if his position is defined. If he fails his bone check, the developer console prints out "Luigi is elegal!!", likely a misspelling of "Luigi is illegal".
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There is a humorous error message in Paper Mario: Color Splash. When loading Luigi, the game does a quick "bone check" to see if his position is defined. If he fails his bone check, the developer console prints out "Luigi is elegal!!", likely a misspelling of "Luigi is illegal".
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Five Nights at Uni’s?
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Five Nights at Uni’s?
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some cats and some cats(???)
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
some cats and some cats(???)
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Woah! Jolly birthday Smooth Coke!
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Woah! Jolly birthday Smooth Coke!
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crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks
I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Hey check this out *tfs into this and doesn’t turn back*
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey check this out *tfs into this and doesn’t turn back*
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cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series
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it sucks when you’re a beast of a bog and you just want to wander without wreaking havoc :-/
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
it sucks when you’re a beast of a bog and you just want to wander without wreaking havoc :-/
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heard a lot of people are experiencing eternal pain after being burned while travelling through a pipe but it's never happened to me, guess i'm just built different
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
heard a lot of people are experiencing eternal pain after being burned while travelling through a pipe but it's never happened to me, guess i'm just built different
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these riders are pissing me off
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
these riders are pissing me off
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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