Keith M Ellis
@kmellis.com
61, native New Mexican, progressive, and disabled. I also have about 2μg of antimatter available...waiting in orbit, of course. (Update: Client delighted with sample; will take delivery of the antimatter 1866 Sisyphus clone next year.)
A conservative, somewhere, probably
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A conservative, somewhere, probably
Anne Elk's Theory of Dark Energy:
“Spacetime is thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and then thin again at the far end.”
“Spacetime is thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and then thin again at the far end.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Anne Elk's Theory of Dark Energy:
“Spacetime is thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and then thin again at the far end.”
“Spacetime is thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and then thin again at the far end.”
All my stats into INT and all my accumulated skill points into Lore & Maths and I wish someone had told me before I was born that this wasn't a viable build.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
All my stats into INT and all my accumulated skill points into Lore & Maths and I wish someone had told me before I was born that this wasn't a viable build.
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Patients taking Cobenfy may find themselves writing the same book over and over and over
Patients taking Cobenfy may be confined to airport bookstores
Patients taking Cobenfy aren't real but you didn't know that until now
Cobenfy may Coben your Cobenfy may Cobenfy Cobenfy Cobenfy
Patients taking Cobenfy may be confined to airport bookstores
Patients taking Cobenfy aren't real but you didn't know that until now
Cobenfy may Coben your Cobenfy may Cobenfy Cobenfy Cobenfy
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Patients taking Cobenfy may find themselves writing the same book over and over and over
Patients taking Cobenfy may be confined to airport bookstores
Patients taking Cobenfy aren't real but you didn't know that until now
Cobenfy may Coben your Cobenfy may Cobenfy Cobenfy Cobenfy
Patients taking Cobenfy may be confined to airport bookstores
Patients taking Cobenfy aren't real but you didn't know that until now
Cobenfy may Coben your Cobenfy may Cobenfy Cobenfy Cobenfy
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good reminder that ezra notwithstanding, charlie kirk was and turning point usa is a vicious proto-fascist organization devoted to harassing and silencing political enemies and glorifying violence.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
good reminder that ezra notwithstanding, charlie kirk was and turning point usa is a vicious proto-fascist organization devoted to harassing and silencing political enemies and glorifying violence.
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
For eff's sake, buddy: Vera is right there at the top of the stairs and she probably has snacks. GO TO THE LIGHT!
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
For eff's sake, buddy: Vera is right there at the top of the stairs and she probably has snacks. GO TO THE LIGHT!
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“Nuzzi writes about keeping an untouched vial of cocaine in her apartment in New York, just to prove to herself that she wouldn’t grow up to become like her mother.”
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Nuzzi writes about keeping an untouched vial of cocaine in her apartment in New York, just to prove to herself that she wouldn’t grow up to become like her mother.”
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
“Nuzzi writes about keeping an untouched vial of cocaine in her apartment in New York, just to prove to herself that she wouldn’t grow up to become like her mother.”
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Nuzzi writes about keeping an untouched vial of cocaine in her apartment in New York, just to prove to herself that she wouldn’t grow up to become like her mother.”
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
seems legit
‘Don't touch that! It's mine...I mean, it's my reminder to not do drugs like my addict mother.
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Speaking of House GOP conference, when a group is in danger they pull together. But at a certain point the Titanic isn't "in danger"; it's sinking. And at that moment, one person looks at another and says, "I never liked you, BITCH!" and throws a punch. This seems like where we are in the House.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Speaking of House GOP conference, when a group is in danger they pull together. But at a certain point the Titanic isn't "in danger"; it's sinking. And at that moment, one person looks at another and says, "I never liked you, BITCH!" and throws a punch. This seems like where we are in the House.
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In my defense, when I ordered those war crimes, I was really drunk
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In my defense, when I ordered those war crimes, I was really drunk
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Imagine being a goy and standing up and telling Jewish people they don’t know or understand their own fucking history. That Jews are ignorant and too uneducated to have correct opinions about the Jewish issue of our time that has broken families and communities. You absolute piece of trash.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Imagine being a goy and standing up and telling Jewish people they don’t know or understand their own fucking history. That Jews are ignorant and too uneducated to have correct opinions about the Jewish issue of our time that has broken families and communities. You absolute piece of trash.
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This is no different than Trump saying Chuck Schumer isn't Jewish anymore, fuck off Hillary
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is no different than Trump saying Chuck Schumer isn't Jewish anymore, fuck off Hillary
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Trump: I am a potato.
Trump on if he supports the second strike on a drug boat: "As far as the attack is concerned, I still haven't gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete. I didn't know about the second strike. I wasn't involved in it."
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trump: I am a potato.
In '92, I was with extended family for the holiday and the election came up. I mentioned I voted for Clinton.
My uncle turned to me and asked, incredulously, 'You canceled your father's vote??'
I turned to him and said, 'No, Jim, I cancelled *your* vote'.
I miss the old curmudgeon.
My uncle turned to me and asked, incredulously, 'You canceled your father's vote??'
I turned to him and said, 'No, Jim, I cancelled *your* vote'.
I miss the old curmudgeon.
Guy voted for a rapist and just can’t figure out why his daughters are mad at him. Clearly it must be something wrong with them.
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In '92, I was with extended family for the holiday and the election came up. I mentioned I voted for Clinton.
My uncle turned to me and asked, incredulously, 'You canceled your father's vote??'
I turned to him and said, 'No, Jim, I cancelled *your* vote'.
I miss the old curmudgeon.
My uncle turned to me and asked, incredulously, 'You canceled your father's vote??'
I turned to him and said, 'No, Jim, I cancelled *your* vote'.
I miss the old curmudgeon.
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I’m not naming my fists because you’ll never know what hit you
and also I am not very creative when it comes to fist-naming
and also I am not very creative when it comes to fist-naming
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m not naming my fists because you’ll never know what hit you
and also I am not very creative when it comes to fist-naming
and also I am not very creative when it comes to fist-naming
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the visual shorthand for futuristic technology in a lot of mainstream media now is like "what if your phone or tablet was just a clear rectangle" bc they've run out of ways to make tech look "newer" and it's literally a terrible idea like why would u want that it would make reading so difficult
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the visual shorthand for futuristic technology in a lot of mainstream media now is like "what if your phone or tablet was just a clear rectangle" bc they've run out of ways to make tech look "newer" and it's literally a terrible idea like why would u want that it would make reading so difficult
“I kind of feel betrayed, to be honest. We do everything that we can to protect and serve the leopards. And then they betray us by eating our faces, like we’ve never done anything.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
“I kind of feel betrayed, to be honest. We do everything that we can to protect and serve the leopards. And then they betray us by eating our faces, like we’ve never done anything.”
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growing increasingly concerned that we are all hapless pawns in some sort of elaborate sex game between journalists who have a lot of z’s in their names
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
growing increasingly concerned that we are all hapless pawns in some sort of elaborate sex game between journalists who have a lot of z’s in their names
No coffee shop I've ever been in broadcasts my conversation to numerous strangers, periodically, nor invites me to listen to theirs.
This is not a coffee shop. Where is the coffee? What does the shop sell?
It sells our conversations.
This is not a coffee shop. Where is the coffee? What does the shop sell?
It sells our conversations.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
No coffee shop I've ever been in broadcasts my conversation to numerous strangers, periodically, nor invites me to listen to theirs.
This is not a coffee shop. Where is the coffee? What does the shop sell?
It sells our conversations.
This is not a coffee shop. Where is the coffee? What does the shop sell?
It sells our conversations.
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Most people know a death rattle when they hear it, even if they don't know that they know. It's the sound of the end of all things; a plea, or a curse, or a prayer; it drifts away like a snowflake and then is gone.
🧵
Most people know a death rattle when they hear it, even if they don't know that they know. It's the sound of the end of all things; a plea, or a curse, or a prayer; it drifts away like a snowflake and then is gone.
🧵
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Most people know a death rattle when they hear it, even if they don't know that they know. It's the sound of the end of all things; a plea, or a curse, or a prayer; it drifts away like a snowflake and then is gone.
🧵
Most people know a death rattle when they hear it, even if they don't know that they know. It's the sound of the end of all things; a plea, or a curse, or a prayer; it drifts away like a snowflake and then is gone.
🧵
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As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
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And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
This is less a review or a news article than it is a press release. It's very flattering to a bunch of con artists. I'm very disappointed in everyone who takes this BS seriously.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is less a review or a news article than it is a press release. It's very flattering to a bunch of con artists. I'm very disappointed in everyone who takes this BS seriously.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
He's not mincing words, is he?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He's not mincing words, is he?