eli
@knewnez.bsky.social
Trying to make out every word, when I should simply hum along.
Teachers should receive hazard pay for working on Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Teachers should receive hazard pay for working on Halloween.
Happy birthday to the kid who thinks he’s almost as tall as his mama, wants to know everything about the solar system, and who started, disbanded, and reunited a band with his dad in less than three months.
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Happy birthday to the kid who thinks he’s almost as tall as his mama, wants to know everything about the solar system, and who started, disbanded, and reunited a band with his dad in less than three months.
This morning, I overheard one of my students ask his classmate, “Do you listen to Joe Rogan?”
They’re both 10. This is why I know we’re doomed.
They’re both 10. This is why I know we’re doomed.
September 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This morning, I overheard one of my students ask his classmate, “Do you listen to Joe Rogan?”
They’re both 10. This is why I know we’re doomed.
They’re both 10. This is why I know we’re doomed.
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"SLOPPER" I'm losing my mind
July 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"SLOPPER" I'm losing my mind
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
They don't, they don't speak for us
Radiohead - No Surprises
YouTube video by Radiohead
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
They don't, they don't speak for us
June, May, and April.
eli (@knewnez) on Threads
June, May, and April.
www.threads.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
June, May, and April.
That’s a wrap. My classroom is packed up, keys and computer are turned in, and a letter of resignation has been submitted. Goodbyes have been said and some tears were shed. What was only supposed to be a year quickly turned into ten. Now, it’s on to my next chapter at a new school and district.
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
That’s a wrap. My classroom is packed up, keys and computer are turned in, and a letter of resignation has been submitted. Goodbyes have been said and some tears were shed. What was only supposed to be a year quickly turned into ten. Now, it’s on to my next chapter at a new school and district.
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When language learning apps get greedy, use the public library (Mango)
When streaming services get greedy, use the public library (Kanopy for movies & Freegal for music)
When book retailers get greedy, use the public library (Libby)
Public libraries are the best
When streaming services get greedy, use the public library (Kanopy for movies & Freegal for music)
When book retailers get greedy, use the public library (Libby)
Public libraries are the best
May 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When language learning apps get greedy, use the public library (Mango)
When streaming services get greedy, use the public library (Kanopy for movies & Freegal for music)
When book retailers get greedy, use the public library (Libby)
Public libraries are the best
When streaming services get greedy, use the public library (Kanopy for movies & Freegal for music)
When book retailers get greedy, use the public library (Libby)
Public libraries are the best
I think it’s safe to say after meeting JD Vance the Pope lost his will to live.
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think it’s safe to say after meeting JD Vance the Pope lost his will to live.
March, February, and January.
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March 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
March, February, and January.
Introducing Modelo’s newest spokesperson.
March 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Introducing Modelo’s newest spokesperson.
Once again, I’m a sucker.
March 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Once again, I’m a sucker.
The classroom we’re meeting in for today’s professional development is playing instrumental versions of Disney songs. This has to be a Guantanamo Bay torture technique, right?
March 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The classroom we’re meeting in for today’s professional development is playing instrumental versions of Disney songs. This has to be a Guantanamo Bay torture technique, right?
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Again, please, Generative AI (chatbots, image generators...) demands crazy amount of energy and water and increases carbon footprint.
When you use it, you are not just stealing copyrighted material and looking super clumsy, you are also accelerating global warming.
When you use it, you are not just stealing copyrighted material and looking super clumsy, you are also accelerating global warming.
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Again, please, Generative AI (chatbots, image generators...) demands crazy amount of energy and water and increases carbon footprint.
When you use it, you are not just stealing copyrighted material and looking super clumsy, you are also accelerating global warming.
When you use it, you are not just stealing copyrighted material and looking super clumsy, you are also accelerating global warming.
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If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
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Hello, I would like to hire RoboCop to shoot Elon in the dick. Does anyone have his number?
February 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hello, I would like to hire RoboCop to shoot Elon in the dick. Does anyone have his number?
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Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
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I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute.
The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.
This was the right and only appropriate response.
The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.
This was the right and only appropriate response.
If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute.
The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.
This was the right and only appropriate response.
The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.
This was the right and only appropriate response.
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America, deck all nazis.
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
America, deck all nazis.
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
This was the only #SuperBowl postgame wrap up I needed. #FlyEaglesFly
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This was the only #SuperBowl postgame wrap up I needed. #FlyEaglesFly
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Just updated iOS to 18.3, had to jump through these hoops to disable Chat GPT integration (Different in iPhone 15 or 16):
Settings → Screen Time
Content &
Privacy Restrictions → (Enable toggle) →
Intelligence & Siri →
Turn off desired Al
teatures.
Settings → Screen Time
Content &
Privacy Restrictions → (Enable toggle) →
Intelligence & Siri →
Turn off desired Al
teatures.
February 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just updated iOS to 18.3, had to jump through these hoops to disable Chat GPT integration (Different in iPhone 15 or 16):
Settings → Screen Time
Content &
Privacy Restrictions → (Enable toggle) →
Intelligence & Siri →
Turn off desired Al
teatures.
Settings → Screen Time
Content &
Privacy Restrictions → (Enable toggle) →
Intelligence & Siri →
Turn off desired Al
teatures.