Kris Wendel
kristophwendel.bsky.social
Kris Wendel
@kristophwendel.bsky.social
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repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
Loomer got the NSA deputy director nom pulled
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Cait Sith Everdeen
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This week had more new measles cases than sales of “American Canto”.

Hope the media is proud.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm waiting for the MtG crossover
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Woke is back.
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Media Literacy In 2025
March 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Angel Films is an alt-right jesus production company.
this looks like shit but you should also not give Angel any of your money for other reasons
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯

🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯

🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Woke sequel had to take out the normal (girl) protagonist and insert the DEI token white man because they hate our beautiful country
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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New react image
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I want that thing to touch me
They won’t let me touch it
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The Avarice Awards holds a mirror to the hollow glamour of The Game Awards, as workers continue to have their livelihoods upended by mass layoffs. We are speaking truth to the powers ruining the game industry with their greed!

Stream begins on December 10th at 7pm PT / 10pm ET on twitch.tv/UVW_CWA
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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This fit got a LOT of positive comments at the punk show.

Design by @trans.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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that’s craaaazy
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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A few eps ago I joked about Erika Kirk’s pants: ‘what about the TPUSA freedom shirt but it says femdom on it instead.’

Anyway, Ray Gun made it, 100% for charity (going to unhoused women).

Very surreal Xmas gift! www.rayguncustom.com/products/pos...
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL OF MY LIFE
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Dude just looks like Roger Stone with swooshy hair
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM