Kurt Shriner
@kurtshriner.bsky.social
I’m the village idiom. Full supporter of all civil rights: LGBTQ+, women, minorities, et al. 2nd wave feminist: end the patriarchy. Poetry writer, music producer.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/frequently-asked-questions-at-the-office
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/frequently-asked-questions-at-the-office
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Kurt Shriner
@kurtshriner.bsky.social
· Dec 28
FRIEND: what game are you playing
ME: (knows anatomy) the foot of zelda
ME: (knows anatomy) the foot of zelda
i mean jesus they were this close to using that, you have no idea, like seriously, the flute of some such fuck was only a 2 second consideration by john
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Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
SCOTUS wont make their decision until 2026. That’s like catching a bank robber and telling them “keep stealing for another six months and then we will tell you if you broke the law”.
Mike Pence: I don't believe the Constitution affords the President the authority to unilaterally impose tariffs on friend and foe, and I hope the Supreme Court turns that around.
Ultimately, American businesses and American consumers pay the tariffs.
Ultimately, American businesses and American consumers pay the tariffs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
SCOTUS wont make their decision until 2026. That’s like catching a bank robber and telling them “keep stealing for another six months and then we will tell you if you broke the law”.
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NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...
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my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
I’M NOT THROWIN’ AWAY MY PEEL
NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE I SLIPPED ON (THE BANANA PEEL)
HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON DOLE
POTASSIUM ON YOUR SIDE
HURRICANE (TORE DOWN THE BANANA TREES)
BANANA US ALL AWAY
THE PEEL WAS WIDE ENOUGH
NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE I SLIPPED ON (THE BANANA PEEL)
HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON DOLE
POTASSIUM ON YOUR SIDE
HURRICANE (TORE DOWN THE BANANA TREES)
BANANA US ALL AWAY
THE PEEL WAS WIDE ENOUGH
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’M NOT THROWIN’ AWAY MY PEEL
NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE I SLIPPED ON (THE BANANA PEEL)
HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON DOLE
POTASSIUM ON YOUR SIDE
HURRICANE (TORE DOWN THE BANANA TREES)
BANANA US ALL AWAY
THE PEEL WAS WIDE ENOUGH
NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE I SLIPPED ON (THE BANANA PEEL)
HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON DOLE
POTASSIUM ON YOUR SIDE
HURRICANE (TORE DOWN THE BANANA TREES)
BANANA US ALL AWAY
THE PEEL WAS WIDE ENOUGH
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
I agree it shouldn’t be, but being a 2nd wave feminist, I am drawn to Carol Hanisch’s concept that “the personal is political”. Supporting and fighting for the marginalized, minorities, and the downtrodden is absolutely political and I don’t see that stopping any time soon.
No. It's part of being a good human...
Take care of our species...
Take care of our species...
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I agree it shouldn’t be, but being a 2nd wave feminist, I am drawn to Carol Hanisch’s concept that “the personal is political”. Supporting and fighting for the marginalized, minorities, and the downtrodden is absolutely political and I don’t see that stopping any time soon.
"If I help you, Clarice, it will be 'turns' with us too. Quid pro quo".
WOW first time I've captured a tern with a double catch! Not perfectly in focus, but pretty damn good! 🪶
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"If I help you, Clarice, it will be 'turns' with us too. Quid pro quo".
Sad to think that 77 million Americans hear what Obama is saying and think he’s full of shit, and just dead wrong.
Especially considering that Obama’s stance is objectively true on all accounts.
Especially considering that Obama’s stance is objectively true on all accounts.
Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sad to think that 77 million Americans hear what Obama is saying and think he’s full of shit, and just dead wrong.
Especially considering that Obama’s stance is objectively true on all accounts.
Especially considering that Obama’s stance is objectively true on all accounts.
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I know this is obvious. And I know we all know this.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I know this is obvious. And I know we all know this.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
He’s a 10, but he calls every infant a “little BAYbay!” like Dave Matthews.
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He’s a 10, but he calls every infant a “little BAYbay!” like Dave Matthews.
So much history there that's just been destroyed. No information on the archival aspects, if anything in that building is going to the national archives or not.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So much history there that's just been destroyed. No information on the archival aspects, if anything in that building is going to the national archives or not.
THE PRINCE OF BARKNESS.
[friend] listen i love your dog but im not bowing
[me] youve made your choice and the prince of barkness will remember this
[me] youve made your choice and the prince of barkness will remember this
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
THE PRINCE OF BARKNESS.
Step 1: pardon Maxwell
Step 2: release the Epstein files
Step 3: nearly 100% of Trump supporters will disbelieve any instance of Trump’s name in the files specifically because he pardoned Maxwell. Trump supporters unanimously agree that if Trump parsons her then Trump is innocent.
Step 2: release the Epstein files
Step 3: nearly 100% of Trump supporters will disbelieve any instance of Trump’s name in the files specifically because he pardoned Maxwell. Trump supporters unanimously agree that if Trump parsons her then Trump is innocent.
The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Step 1: pardon Maxwell
Step 2: release the Epstein files
Step 3: nearly 100% of Trump supporters will disbelieve any instance of Trump’s name in the files specifically because he pardoned Maxwell. Trump supporters unanimously agree that if Trump parsons her then Trump is innocent.
Step 2: release the Epstein files
Step 3: nearly 100% of Trump supporters will disbelieve any instance of Trump’s name in the files specifically because he pardoned Maxwell. Trump supporters unanimously agree that if Trump parsons her then Trump is innocent.
Arc de Fourmis
WHAT IS THIS? AN ARCH FOR ANTS?
"I said 18 FEET, not 18 inches!"
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Arc de Fourmis
Objectively the best Blue Öyster Cult song: Death Valley Nights
Oh, babe (what I need, kiss from you, babe, ahhh)
Before it's hangover time (what I need, love from you, babe)
Before this stampede arrives
Babe (what I need, Death Valley nights)
Oh, babe (what I need, kiss from you, babe, ahhh)
Before it's hangover time (what I need, love from you, babe)
Before this stampede arrives
Babe (what I need, Death Valley nights)
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Objectively the best Blue Öyster Cult song: Death Valley Nights
Oh, babe (what I need, kiss from you, babe, ahhh)
Before it's hangover time (what I need, love from you, babe)
Before this stampede arrives
Babe (what I need, Death Valley nights)
Oh, babe (what I need, kiss from you, babe, ahhh)
Before it's hangover time (what I need, love from you, babe)
Before this stampede arrives
Babe (what I need, Death Valley nights)
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EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Oh yeah, well the Jerk Store called and they said I missed my shift and now I’m on probation.
We could use a guy like you on Loser Squad
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Oh yeah, well the Jerk Store called and they said I missed my shift and now I’m on probation.
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moe throwing barney out of the bar where moe is american society and barney is lead poisoning
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
moe throwing barney out of the bar where moe is american society and barney is lead poisoning
Let me debunk flat earth theory. There are zero valid arguments against it:
There are no known flat planets anywhere in the galaxy. The only way planets are formed is through planetary accretion, & through hydrostatic equilibrium, forms a sphere. There are no known models to produce a flat planet.
There are no known flat planets anywhere in the galaxy. The only way planets are formed is through planetary accretion, & through hydrostatic equilibrium, forms a sphere. There are no known models to produce a flat planet.
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Let me debunk flat earth theory. There are zero valid arguments against it:
There are no known flat planets anywhere in the galaxy. The only way planets are formed is through planetary accretion, & through hydrostatic equilibrium, forms a sphere. There are no known models to produce a flat planet.
There are no known flat planets anywhere in the galaxy. The only way planets are formed is through planetary accretion, & through hydrostatic equilibrium, forms a sphere. There are no known models to produce a flat planet.
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The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”
Haters are gonna hate on T Swift but damn: she is a god damned hook master. Very few modern singer songwriters command the power she has to write amazing hooks and multi-level choruses.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Haters are gonna hate on T Swift but damn: she is a god damned hook master. Very few modern singer songwriters command the power she has to write amazing hooks and multi-level choruses.