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kyle gratton
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they pay me to have opinions on video games

please read my work:
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“My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.

I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#1 arc raiders pro tip is to walk around playing a flute. everyone loves to have a bard with them while they loot and will apologize profusely if they hurt you
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
what if EA bankrupts Saudi Arabia
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
wife left a stack of her business cards on the counter. can’t get mogged like this in my own home, gotta come up with a nonchalant flex of my own as retaliation.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I think this is fine. I don’t think there’s any conflict of interest for the lady who didn’t prosecute Epstein for all those sex crimes to decide who gets to know about all the sex crimes she didn’t prosecute
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Can’t be mad at college sports as a child, those athletes are older than you. As an adult, embarrassing to be upset at those kids playing a game. You can only be emotionally invested in college when those are your peers and they royally fuck up the vibes on campus.
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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POV: you have just done 2 dmg to the ogre
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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This is *depraved* -- glamor shots & an exculpatory feature for a woman who shit on the key central tenets of journalism, repeatedly.

NYT is celebrating elite freedom from accountability. Actively celebrating it. You wouldn't put this in a satire, it's too ham-handed!
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hilariously unsurprising to see Black Ops 7 riddled with AI slop. I played some pre-release and could not stop thinking about how soulless the whole thing is. Genuinely felt like I wasted a few hours of my life.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It took 18 years, but they finally made another Metroid Prime, and the series has aged gracefully.

My hands-on preview of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Hands-On Switch 2 Preview – The Series Has Never Looked Better
Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2 in still refreshing.
screenrant.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 15d
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bond hobbling out for the barrel sequence on crutches with a bandage wrapped around his head and a comically large thermometer sticking out of his mouth. His pistol shoots a flag that says “Ouch!”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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pluribus rocks holy shit lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The Democratic Party
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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😘
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM