Master Exploder
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Literary greats and monkeys
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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“The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriations bill—if it isn’t, that will be the end of your precious Minnesota,” read the note, a handmade letter assembled from magazine clippings and sent with what ICE claimed was the severed finger of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.
ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again
WASHINGTON—Claiming the nation’s beloved North Star State was in peril, Immigration and Customs Enforcement issued a ransom note Tuesday that told the United States to pay $65 billion if it ever wante...
theonion.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriations bill—if it isn’t, that will be the end of your precious Minnesota,” read the note, a handmade letter assembled from magazine clippings and sent with what ICE claimed was the severed finger of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.
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Basic Studies in Science — Wilbur Beauchamp, 1940
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Basic Studies in Science — Wilbur Beauchamp, 1940
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January 26, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Basic Studies in Science — Wilbur Beauchamp, 1940
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Basic Studies in Science — Wilbur Beauchamp, 1940
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America, we have reached a moment when silence is no longer acceptable.
Heavily armed forces—funded and directed by the Republican Party—are attacking and killing American citizens.
Trump and his administration must be removed from power immediately. Impeachment cannot wait.
Heavily armed forces—funded and directed by the Republican Party—are attacking and killing American citizens.
Trump and his administration must be removed from power immediately. Impeachment cannot wait.
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
America, we have reached a moment when silence is no longer acceptable.
Heavily armed forces—funded and directed by the Republican Party—are attacking and killing American citizens.
Trump and his administration must be removed from power immediately. Impeachment cannot wait.
Heavily armed forces—funded and directed by the Republican Party—are attacking and killing American citizens.
Trump and his administration must be removed from power immediately. Impeachment cannot wait.
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The party that has spent unlimited resources and energy getting states to pass laws to allow citizens to openly carry loaded weapons anywhere - now believes that exercising this right is permission for law enforcement to murder you.
Honestly, how dumb do they think we are?
Honestly, how dumb do they think we are?
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The party that has spent unlimited resources and energy getting states to pass laws to allow citizens to openly carry loaded weapons anywhere - now believes that exercising this right is permission for law enforcement to murder you.
Honestly, how dumb do they think we are?
Honestly, how dumb do they think we are?
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Reminder: ICE’s budget has not been renewed — the House voted, but not the Senate — It will take 10 Democratic votes to stop it
Pressure your senators
Pressure your senators
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Reminder: ICE’s budget has not been renewed — the House voted, but not the Senate — It will take 10 Democratic votes to stop it
Pressure your senators
Pressure your senators
KC orgs that take kids toys in good condition? Besides Operation Breakthrough.
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
KC orgs that take kids toys in good condition? Besides Operation Breakthrough.
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Say it loudly. Say it often.
And disseminate the hell out of it.
And disseminate the hell out of it.
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Say it loudly. Say it often.
And disseminate the hell out of it.
And disseminate the hell out of it.
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Mr. Peanut, my lover, (RIP), believed in the first amendment and, if he saw ICE attacking an innocent citizen, well, it wouldn’t be pretty. He was a passionate man who stood for justice and loved America. And his penis, while misshapen, was completely functional, believe you me.
January 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Mr. Peanut, my lover, (RIP), believed in the first amendment and, if he saw ICE attacking an innocent citizen, well, it wouldn’t be pretty. He was a passionate man who stood for justice and loved America. And his penis, while misshapen, was completely functional, believe you me.
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Sen Schumer reminds me of the cowardly little guy in my sex basement who hides behind the feed barrels when I grab another male for the Tickle Room. I see you, worm!!!
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Sen Schumer reminds me of the cowardly little guy in my sex basement who hides behind the feed barrels when I grab another male for the Tickle Room. I see you, worm!!!
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Sorry, but being nice to 🧊 after they've outright murdered US citizens is what's gotten us to this point.
We cannot rely on traditional law enforcement or voting to solve this.
Our communities are being harmed by our Gov.
Time to fight back. No more murders of our people.
We cannot rely on traditional law enforcement or voting to solve this.
Our communities are being harmed by our Gov.
Time to fight back. No more murders of our people.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Sorry, but being nice to 🧊 after they've outright murdered US citizens is what's gotten us to this point.
We cannot rely on traditional law enforcement or voting to solve this.
Our communities are being harmed by our Gov.
Time to fight back. No more murders of our people.
We cannot rely on traditional law enforcement or voting to solve this.
Our communities are being harmed by our Gov.
Time to fight back. No more murders of our people.
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Don't act or they'll start shooting people
Don't call in the national guard or we're going to be at war
Motherfucker they're shooting people in the streets. The war has already started. Shots have been fired
Don't call in the national guard or we're going to be at war
Motherfucker they're shooting people in the streets. The war has already started. Shots have been fired
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Don't act or they'll start shooting people
Don't call in the national guard or we're going to be at war
Motherfucker they're shooting people in the streets. The war has already started. Shots have been fired
Don't call in the national guard or we're going to be at war
Motherfucker they're shooting people in the streets. The war has already started. Shots have been fired
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Another Gestapo murder in Minnesota. Six agents wrestle someone to the ground and then shoot him in the back
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Federal agents shoot person in Minnesota, governor says
Minneapolis officials said they are investigating.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Another Gestapo murder in Minnesota. Six agents wrestle someone to the ground and then shoot him in the back
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!! Please donate now, they need your help. Anything helps!!! www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!! Please donate now, they need your help. Anything helps!!! www.standwithminnesota.com
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January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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I didn't say it. The Germans did.
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I didn't say it. The Germans did.
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Philly sues Trump.
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Philly sues Trump.
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The German word Hosenscheißer can be used to describe either cowards or small children and means “pant-shitter.” And a German word for a naughty child (or scallywag) is Satansbraten. It means “roast prepared by Satan.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The German word Hosenscheißer can be used to describe either cowards or small children and means “pant-shitter.” And a German word for a naughty child (or scallywag) is Satansbraten. It means “roast prepared by Satan.”
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"The KCPD website currently lists FNBKC as a community resource—including the location at which the two were arrested."
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Video of arrested volunteers brings viral attention to the decade-plus generosity of KC's Food Not Bombs
Food service continues for FNBKC. // Photo by Kylie Volavongsa On Jan. 4, handcuffed in the back of a KCPD vehicle, Wolfgang was thinking only about baby formula. He was concerned, in the moment, abou...
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January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"The KCPD website currently lists FNBKC as a community resource—including the location at which the two were arrested."
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See ya Saturday.
Bowie superstar tribute The Band That Fell To Earth launches 10th anniversary residency at recordBar
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Bowie superstar tribute The Band That Fell To Earth launches 10th anniversary residency at recordBar
Back when Twitter was Twitter, the Zika virus was purported to be the possible epidemic of the global world, and we had yet to contend with the first presidency of Donald Trump, modest pedestrian citi...
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January 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
See ya Saturday.
Warms my heart to see a *uck Dump sign while I’m out running errands.
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Warms my heart to see a *uck Dump sign while I’m out running errands.
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I’m a malformed sea monster and even I sent these guys some money!! www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m a malformed sea monster and even I sent these guys some money!! www.standwithminnesota.com