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Beddy
@lancecalhoon.bsky.social
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Aussie dad with Irish streak. Legislative drafter. Whitlamite.

My interests are pretty niche: sports, music, movies, games. GWJ. May contain traces of Partridge.

Walking on Ngunnawal land.
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Beddy @lancecalhoon.bsky.social · Oct 3
when you hate the song the DJ is playing, but the fellas are cutting sick on the dance floor
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
If trump is going to answer every press question with “you suck, smile more”, the press may as well just keep asking him why he smells like he shat himself
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
The Rainbow Serpent was robbed ... didn't even cop a mention in the final round-up

www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
Magic Beach by Alison Lester named Australia’s best children’s picture book
Lester’s 1990 classic about the wonders of nature wins Guardian Australia poll ahead of Possum Magic in second place
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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razzball.bsky.social
Is this good chat
If you invested $100,000 into ETH when Eric Trump told you to buy, you would now have $1,245 Ethereum / U.S. Dollar • 1D • COINBASE • 01,805.16 H1,816.28 L1,555.00 C1,573.11 -231.98 (-12.85%) 1,573.06 SELL 0.01 1,573.07 BUY
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
watched One Battle After Another and wished the movie were more about Sensei and his awesome network than Lebowski Rick Dalton
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
Epstein Files truly reveal that many powerful men believe rape is a thing you get to do if you’re rich enough
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
Indigenous folks know that the standard penalty for destroying Australian sacred sites is a small fine and a "soz" from the PR team
peterfox59.bsky.social Peter Fox @peterfox59.bsky.social · 10h
Australia vows to repair ‘distressing’ damage to war graves in Gaza bulldozed by Israeli army

@AlboMP should express oor outrage to the Israeli President and ask if Israel will be paying for the destruction 😠 share.google/DKltWRlB5oL8...
Australia vows to repair ‘distressing’ damage to war graves in Gaza bulldozed by Israeli army
Satellite photographs show rows of gravestones removed and soil disturbed at the Gaza War Cemetery where more than 250 Australians are buried
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February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
🧵

if you like comedy of incompetence in a legal setting, this is a doozy
clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13h
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

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Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 1 of 33 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC., Plaintiffs, -V.- AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST; OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25, Defendants. 24 Civ. 9429 (KPF) OPINION AND ORDER KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge: In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation, Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr. Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33 Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4). Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his submissions. Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes. And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering default judgment against it.
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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theashpreston.bsky.social
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
*Enya voice*

🎵 Forgiato Blow 🎵
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
Well done to the folks who kept the pressure on
6newsau.bsky.social 6 News Australia @6newsau.bsky.social · 1d
#BREAKING 🚨 WA premier Roger Cook says the attempted bombing of an Invasion Day rally in Perth has been formally declared an act of terrorism

A 31-year-old man has now been charged with one count of engaging in a terrorist act
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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ingridm.bsky.social
largest creators and purveyors of CSAM in the world are “failing to detect child abuse”.

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Online safety watchdog says tech giants failing to detect child abuse
Major tech companies including Apple, Google, Meta and Microsoft are still failing to do enough to detect and stop child sexual abuse, eSafety has claimed.
www.abc.net.au
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
America: where every problem is a you problem
uel.bsky.social uel aramchek @uel.bsky.social · 1d
why are we like this in america
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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bioniclaura.bsky.social
It’s 2028 and all pedestrians are mandated by law to wear hi vis clothes at all times. Black north face jackets are illegal. Black mascara has been outlawed and replaced with neon. Drivers are still watching tiktok and saying didn’t see you there pal.
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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artofcoop.bsky.social
the movie I want to see is about the time Hans Christian Andersen was Charles Dickens' house guest and drove him absolutely nuts therumpus.net/2012/08/18/s...
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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afterdarkalexi.bsky.social
this goes so fuckin hard

”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“

Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
A real Antisemitism Envoy would focus on the actual Nazis marching in the streets before going after imaginary campus antisemitism
euanritchie.bsky.social Professor Euan Ritchie @euanritchie.bsky.social · 1d
Just a reminder that universities are supposed to be places where ideas and opinions can be expressed freely, including defending human rights.

To be clear, if it wasn't already for some people, antisemitism is horrific, not tolerated, and never should be.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australian universities to be graded on how well they deal with protests under antisemitism report card
Exclusive: Leaked documents show how universities will be assessed under new system, which was fast-tracked after Bondi terror attack
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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lolat42.bsky.social
‘he did not consider it "material".’

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Anti-corruption boss given 'please explain' by government over Defence ties
Attorney-General Michelle Rowland asked Paul Brereton to explain why his ongoing ties to Defence had not been "adequately" disclosed in a letter sent last year.
www.abc.net.au
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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ingridm.bsky.social
it is not too late to rescind the invitation. There are domestic legal grounds and international obligations to arrest him on suspicion of inciting genocide.

michaelwest.com.au/arrest-herzo...
Arrest Herzog for war crimes, says UN Commissioner Sidoti - Michael West
“Israel’s President Herzog should be arrested on arrival [to Australia] for the crime of incitement to genocide,” UN Commissioner Chris Sidoti
michaelwest.com.au
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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ketanjoshi.co
Two good pieces on the Aus Greens and how they should be pushing way harder towards seizing on public discontent with elites right now

www.jonathansri.com/greensdeadend/

www.deepcutnews.com/p/the-greens...
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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siriusstar3.bsky.social
“It’s really hard for me to reconcile the vision of him signing bombs that went on to be dropped on Palestinian homes … with the notion of social cohesion. So from that perspective, I’ve obviously got deep concerns.”

#Genocide #Auspol

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Poster PROTEST ISRAEL'S PRESIDENT MONDAY 9 FEBRUARY SYDNEY MELBOURNE PERTH 5:30PM TOWN 5:30PM FLINDERS STREET STATION HALL DARWIN WYONG 5:30PM FORREST PLACE HOBART CANBERRA 5:30PM GAREMA PLACE 5:30PM 4PM EMMA PARLIAMENT MCBRIDE ADELAIDE 11AM ABC 5:30PM ROUNDABOUT PARLIAMENT OFFICE CAIRNS GOULBURN TOWNSVILLE BATHURST BRISBANE 5:30PM KING GEORGE SQ LISMORE 5:30PM LISMORE PEACE PARK WAGGA 5:30PM 204 MULGRAVE RD 5:30PM THE BIG MERINO 6PM STRAND PARK 5:30PM 5PM RURAL KINGS PARADE PLACE MOSS VALE MARGARET RIVER NEWCASTLE BLUE MINS 5:30PM LEIGHTON GDNS 4PM REUTHER PARK STOPPALL 5:30PM LAWSON SHOPS WOLLONGONG ALBANY COFFS HARBOUR BENDIGO 5:30PM 5:30PM 5:30PM PACIFIC HWY ANZAC BENDIGO SIGN OPP COFFS HOSPITAL PEACE PARK PALL MALL CAMPUS BLOCKADE BISALLOY FEB 8 - 10 Poster BOMBING GAZA ISN'T A "GOOD THING- CANCEL HERZOG'S VISIT
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
lancecalhoon.bsky.social
Come to Glebe Park in Canberra on Sunday if u want an ass kicking
Excerpt from the schedule for the 2026 National Multicultural Festival in Canberra, showing the Sunday schedule for the Glebe Woodlands Pop-Up venue. Suffice to say it is a day of martial arts workshops.
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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jazzpomegranate.com
ok this is libbed the fuck out but imma say it anyway: whenever someone tells you that socialism is impossible, remember that ice is just a jobs program for school shooters and the money is never going to run out
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM