Larson Lee
larsonlee.bsky.social
Larson Lee
@larsonlee.bsky.social
Distracted lawyer, lapsed reporter, occasional songwriter. Longtime Iowan in New York; current New Yorker in Iowa.
Just saw the trailer for Wuthering Heights, which seems to focus entirely on the two lead actors. It’s been a long time since I read the book, but based on what I recall I don’t understand how you make it a two-hander???
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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as upsetting as this is, we have no historical evidence that Ben Franklin would even comprehend what you meant if you gave him a thumbs up.
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Dear Adobe:

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID AI TOOLS

Why is it that EVERY TIME I open a document in Acrobat, I have to x-out of a pop-up offering to summarize it with AI?

Why is there no “never show this bullshit again” button?

Why is there no “FUCK YOU” button??????
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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[stares directly into the camera]
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I think about this post a lot
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Lotta nurses going home tonight to have tense words with their cop husbands
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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from Threads: HereswhyKevin

"where's the gun?"
January 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
"What stayed with Amundson most, she said, was not the adrenaline of the moment but the realization that came while she was holding the agent's head in her hands and keeping his airway open.

"’I was hit so hard with the fact that this man would not do this for me,’ she said."
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
If I ever get murdered by ICE, I know much of BlueSky will be loath to defend me once the news reports on my many speeding tickets. But I want it noted that I got a zillion speeding tickets *in my twenties*, and that as a 40-something lawyer I drive as slow as the rest of you nerds.
January 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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A DHS statement claimed “an individual approached US Border Patrol officers” with “a handgun” in the Alex Pretti shooting incident. A Bellingcat analysis of the footage appears to show that a gun was taken away from where Pretti was situated by an agent just before the first shot was fired.
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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rosen was one of the Ds who decided to break ranks and vote reopen the gov't last time.

folks, hold on to your butts. i think it's all but guaranteed we're shutting it down until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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They managed to radicalize Seth Moulton, of all people. Goddamn.
January 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My guess is that in the crazy upside-down world we live in now, every murder by ICE makes additional murders by ICE more likely. These guys are feeling more and more beleaguered AND more immune from consequences with each new violent incident.
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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What is happening in Minnesota is unacceptable. This needs to end, now.
January 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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It’s as bad you think it is. Worse.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 24, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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This is one of those things that in another administration couldve been a months long scandal if the media wanted it to be. call it AgentGate. What did Bondi know and when did she know it? Weeks of opinion pieces etc etc.
Breaking NYT:

The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Hooooly shit. This really drives home how much damage the imbecile has already done.
Good boy, Trumpushka! On Kremlin TV yesterday evening, commentators are besides themselves with glee over how Trump is systematically denigrating and attacking all US allies as he praises and stands beside Vladimir Putin. youtu.be/8c-qYO4Roa0?...
Vladimir Solovyov is thrilled with Trump's approach towards US allies
YouTube video by Russian Media Monitor
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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if it brings bluesky any comfort, thanks to declining us life expectancy he's already long dead statistically speaking
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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waxy carcass ass president
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Me: *chopping onions*

Wife: Are you crying?

Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
January 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM