ben
@legallybenjamin.bsky.social
(22) - he/him
welcome to purgatory☕
here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
welcome to purgatory☕
here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
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“what cool shit can I do as Mayor? oh, I can marry people? awesome, let’s do it”
once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through
once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
“what cool shit can I do as Mayor? oh, I can marry people? awesome, let’s do it”
once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through
once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through
nw: “Quarantine” (2008)
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
nw: “Quarantine” (2008)
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When you have a rules-based order where you carve out exceptions to our values, eventually the exceptions become the rules.
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
When you have a rules-based order where you carve out exceptions to our values, eventually the exceptions become the rules.
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Anyway yeah happy Black History Month and fuck Gavin Newsom
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Anyway yeah happy Black History Month and fuck Gavin Newsom
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx.
( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)
( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx.
( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)
( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
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I didn’t log into twitter on my new laptop so I’ve been free of it for like a month and oh my god.
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I didn’t log into twitter on my new laptop so I’ve been free of it for like a month and oh my god.
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Here's an evil black cat for your Friday the 13th timeline.
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Here's an evil black cat for your Friday the 13th timeline.
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Hate to say it but I believe most, if not all, of my followers can be replaced by AI in 12-18 months
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Hate to say it but I believe most, if not all, of my followers can be replaced by AI in 12-18 months
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Tigger, giving that no-good trespassing pigeon a piece of his mind!
[A video of an orange Maine Coon by a window, doing the 'eck-eck-eck' noise cats do when they see prey]
#catsofbluesky
[A video of an orange Maine Coon by a window, doing the 'eck-eck-eck' noise cats do when they see prey]
#catsofbluesky
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Tigger, giving that no-good trespassing pigeon a piece of his mind!
[A video of an orange Maine Coon by a window, doing the 'eck-eck-eck' noise cats do when they see prey]
#catsofbluesky
[A video of an orange Maine Coon by a window, doing the 'eck-eck-eck' noise cats do when they see prey]
#catsofbluesky
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whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this
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happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
happy valentine’s day
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Will you be my valentine?
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Will you be my valentine?
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Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
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If we are going to stave off the scourges of authoritarianism globally, our politics need to center the working class.
February 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If we are going to stave off the scourges of authoritarianism globally, our politics need to center the working class.