ben
@legallybenjamin.bsky.social
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welcome to purgatory☕
here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
welcome to purgatory☕
here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
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If we are going to stave off the scourges of authoritarianism globally, our politics need to center the working class.
February 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If we are going to stave off the scourges of authoritarianism globally, our politics need to center the working class.
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In Super Paper Mario, entering 3D mode during the Brobot battle reveals a synthwave-style vector background. Since it can only be seen during the battle, it is impossible to enjoy it by itself, undisturbed by enemy attacks, without external tools.
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
In Super Paper Mario, entering 3D mode during the Brobot battle reveals a synthwave-style vector background. Since it can only be seen during the battle, it is impossible to enjoy it by itself, undisturbed by enemy attacks, without external tools.
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It's so fucked up how this painting of Vlad the Impaler just looks like Weegee. He's even wearing green
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It's so fucked up how this painting of Vlad the Impaler just looks like Weegee. He's even wearing green
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Uni has been taken over by an alien!
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Uni has been taken over by an alien!
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Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
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Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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somehow I get the feeling that if Mamdani had a nazi tattoo we'd have simply never heard of him again about 15 min after it was revealed instead of having to read a new piece every 5 days about how he's just a smol bean
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
somehow I get the feeling that if Mamdani had a nazi tattoo we'd have simply never heard of him again about 15 min after it was revealed instead of having to read a new piece every 5 days about how he's just a smol bean
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Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
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my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
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Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day