Yeti Haunts Your Library
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Favorite soap-boxes:

-the #VastUrsineConspiracy (obviously)
-Martha Washington Was Complete Trash
-many “greatest books” are actually of the genre Dick Lit. Here is what that is and why it is Not Great(est)
-WWI: Did You Know/My Many Feelings
-Animals who owe me money/reparations
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Karoline Leavitt on what she expected for today’s demonstrations: “Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, violent criminals.”

Scott Bessent: “Most unhinged in the Democratic Party”

Mike Johnson: “The pro-Hamas wing, the antifa people.”

NYPD: More than 100,000 protesters; zero arrests.
my dad couldn't attend a rally today but this guy has his spirit
Found the paid protester
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the inflatable animal protest stuff is gonna go so hard in history textbooks someday (assuming they still make those in the future)
Did I watch all of a mystery show BEFORE the season finished airing on TV because I could? I did. Was I smug about it? Yep. Did Passport allow this glorious smugness? SURE DID!
You can stream PBS through their app. Livestream is, iirc, free. You can also watch PBS Kids stuff. AND, with PBS Passport--$5/mo or $60/yr or more donation to PBS--you can watch it all whenever, INCLUDING whole seasons! BEFORE they finish airing!!!
CEO Paula Kerger also pushed back on the idea that PBS would begin altering content to appease the White House: "They’ve already taken away our funding."
www.avclub.com/pbs-ceo-stat...
PBS head lays out how bleak this is all about to get
PBS head lays out how bleak this is all about to get
www.avclub.com
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I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos.

Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.
Aaaand the internet is now closed.
Poor Linus, spending every Halloween in a pumpkin patch, waiting for an act of gourd.
Great to see "antifa" today: random, regular people, carrying homemade signs. People in inflatable costumes, some of them sandwiches. The occasional elected official. Your dad. Someone's dog. Etc.
They only emerge to swim in our pools and steal our hot sauces. Occasionally, they break into our finest minivans.
But mostly, THE WOODS. Especially if they are trying to get famous on Fat Bear Week!!!!11111111
If anyone needs me, I'm at home with bad knees, explaining the #VASTURSINECONSPIRACY

I still have a brand and the brand is "making sure everyone knows that bears are out to get you"
I'm a registered donor. IDK what the process is to see if we match but if you need a kidney and going through the process to get one would be unlikely to yield any good news, I'd be willing to give one of mine to you.
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From the Merrimack Valley Horror Festival today:
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"Scenes outside of the American embassy in Dublin today.There are worldwide No Kings demonstrations going on today. is trump and johnson going to say they are all terrorists and hamas like they called american patriots demonstrating against trump's politics."

The image is people in blowup costumes.
𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞 "𝐍𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬" 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬.
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This Is Your Antifa
A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman
They do not tape these bears year round. The fact is--and the media does NOT want you to know this--a number of bears involved in Fat Bear Week are ALSO suspects in the disappearances of SEVERAL HUMANS. Over MANY YEARS!
Human athletes use steroids to get ahead. Fat bears ... ijs.
IDK where to start. The sexism? The homophobia? The fact that they probably used AI and therefore SO MUCH energy & water to make this shit?
This is what the Department of Transportation is tweeting out today.
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Bring back professionalism
This is what the Department of Transportation is tweeting out today.
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OBVIOUSLY. OBVIOUSLY.
[pushes glasses up] You see, Fat Bear Week tries to normalize the Ursine Menace, thereby making humans forget about the #VASTURSINECONSPIRACY. Also, how DID those bears all get so fat? THEY WANT YOU TO *THINK* IT WAS SALMON AND BERRIES, but WAS IT?? (No, the answer is no)
I'm trying my best not to feel guilty about it. I mean, it hurts to walk around my house today. Walking/standing at a protest sure seems like a terrible idea!
I would have gone if I could have. But I'm trying to do the thing where I take care of my body, instead of ... setting it on fire.