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Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur
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Favorite soap-boxes:

-the #VastUrsineConspiracy (obviously)
-Martha Washington Was Complete Trash
-many “greatest books” are actually of the genre Dick Lit. Here is what that is and why it is Not Great(est)
-WWI: Did You Know/My Many Feelings
-Animals who owe me money/reparations
I assume Fox thought this was all a negative?
I don't live in NJ but this would get my vote
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
sometimes I suggest watching "the money pit" for movie night with friends and one guy always says "NO DOCUMENTARIES"
did you know that if a city sewer gets blocked and you are the lowest house on the street it's possible for all your neighbors' sewage to bubble up from your basement drain. it might also be saturday night in record-setting cold so all the emergency plumbers are busy with burst pipes
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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lavender was always a scent to me • not a flavour • but one day i tried a glass of nice cold lavender lemonade & everything changed

$5.00

lavender lemonade lip balm – The Vagabond Tabby
lavender lemonade lip balm – The Vagabond Tabby
lavender was always a scent to me • not a flavour • but one day i tried a glass of nice cold lavender lemonade & everything changed it’s simple • olive oil,
www.thevagabondtabby.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
He was already wroth with the Chiefs so maybe he's busy with the Olympics rn
It's always interesting to see which Super Bowl team Jesus punishes.
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It's neat how there are a billion gambling ads, and they just released more info about the harms of online gambling and gambling apps, and STILL every had has the gambling addiction info in tiny print at the bottom. Like they care. You guys if they post that number all the harm is magicked away!
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Dear State Farm: I would actually pay you money to never hear that ad again.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I feel like with each superbowl, there is less game, and more ads (probably not true). And now the ads are like 90% gambling ads and 10% other ads (definitely true, absolute fact, I got yer evidence right here).
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
No one drags you like a small child.
Lmfao my buddy Tommy got up and groaned, as many of us do, and then his 2 year old got up to follow him and made the same groaning noise. Slapped her hands on her knees and everything. Sick burn, Evelyn. Fucking hilarious.
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Lynn Swann: suit
Peyton Manning: suit
Joe Montana: dressed like my dad when he's doing chores
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Kash Patel, a podcaster selected because of his fierce loyalty to the President, told FBI agents not to investigate the details on Renee Good's shooting because it would contradict the President. Fact matter less than the King's opinion in a personalist regime.
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
A somewhat famous, elderly scholar really did steal my chair at a conference.

In fairness, I was a 22yo female employee, and he was old, elite, and British, so I am not sure I was actually VISIBLE to him. 🙃
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“Muppet at an academic conference” is me AT an academic conference.
Listen: People are snooty, I get bored, I have to be polite to some guy who stole my chair… I am going to make it weird. I am going to bring chaos. It’s all I can do not to pull a fire alarm and shout “WOCKA WOCKA”
I'd watch a muppet show movie where the muppets infiltrate an academic conference.
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I've been singing this to myself all day
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What I have always loved about physics is that, once you learn the basics, you have to let go of everything you thought you knew and accept that the universe is weirder than you ever imagined.
And then you are tortured to death by a differential equation but YOU WENT DOWN FIGHTING, CHAMP.
You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!

How?

The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
This is what the most distant confirmed galaxy looks like. The light we're receiving was emitted when the Universe was ~15x smaller in linear size than today, and right now it's ~30 billion light-years away from us. The light was emitted when the Universe was <300 million years old. Pretty amazing!
News from the edge of the visible universe:

JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.

(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭

science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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*taps the sign meaningfully*

*the meaning is 'in case you need fwuffy cat feet'*
Awwwwww his widdle feet are too fluffy to type
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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the hell did you just say to me you
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Wow, this is a good one.

TILScience on Margot Robbie recently wearing "The Elizabeth Taylor Necklace" on the red carpet, and how its history, presence, and presentation has been shaped by the imperial looting of India and white supremacist rebranding.

youtube.com/shorts/KPv_v...
Why Everyone is Talking About This Necklace
YouTube video by Today I Learned Science
youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Vance undermining the US Olympic Team would be too on the nose
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.

“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I choked on my beverage. As soon as I can breathe again, I will demand compensation
"Can we be friends with benefits"

First of all, sir. . . your idea of friendship sucks and the benefits are giving gig worker.
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM