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November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mosquitoes are really having a moment in Jax
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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no kangs
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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1000 Important Things To Do (w/ Gil Ozeri, Neil Campbell)
Overcoming grief by hitting 3s; new Dory Land at Disney; color clashing Minion rollercoaster; betting on son vs daughter; studio goose killing; funny for photo smiles; list of everything important.
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October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been placed outside the White House in honor of Friendship Month
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the ding dang door?”
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Hiding the truth.
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tim Meadows is hilarious in Peacemaker
September 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The Democratic Party has badly lost its way.
August 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
August 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Not sure the origin but this is a good nickname for Shedeur.
August 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I get latinx and linux confused. Which ones free
August 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Rewatching She Hulk. So underrated
August 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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anyone want to tell her what happened to him or should we just let her find out
Laura Loomer is now touting her new title as “Trump’s Rasputin” for her growing political influence, à la the Russian Svengali who advised the Romanov family.
Laura Loomer Reveals White House Clout Has Earned Her a New Nickname
The alt-right influencer has skyrocketed to notoriety for her White House purges.
trib.al
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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RFK Jr always looks like he’s begging for sugar water
August 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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[trying to butter up the judge in the courtroom] Your honor first let me say you have a beautiful home
August 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
August 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think the Purdue guy slept with the Sargento guy’s wife
July 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Every time I watch Dateline I say “it’s the water tower.”
July 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM