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Lilfern
@lilfern.bsky.social
The spoils of battle, woohoo! OFMD, Trek, X-Files, general geekery, gardener, figure skater.
πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ––πŸΌπŸ‘½ πŸŒΏβ›ΈοΈ
She/her, 40ish or thereabouts, PNW
Pfp by @deanbird
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[sexting]
He: What are your measurements?

She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,

He: WTF

She: I A M T H E K R A K E N
December 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
You didn't!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Eagerly awaiting cheese fics
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Yay more frock coats πŸ˜„
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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They really were just like, β€œhow do we bring Stede back without bringing OFMD back?”
leading man rhysie iktr πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ’…

πŸ”— deadline.com/2026/02/rhys...
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
🚨 Hey Crew! I'm involved in an effort to keep a year round ice rink in central PDX. Could you all give our bluesky account a follow so we can boost engagement?

Thank you! πŸ’œβ›ΈοΈ

bsky.app/profile/save...
bsky.app
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Everybody go watch the new Muppet Show special NOW NOW RIGHT NOW so we can all eventually see Cardi B surrounded by adorable smiling cats in a bathtub and maybe our long national nightmare can finally be over!
muppets fozzie bear is singing into a microphone .
Alt: muppets fozzie bear standing on a stage saying wocka wocka wocka
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Respectfully disagree, rats are excellent swimmers and great at conducting parades I assume
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Who wore it better: creepy falling man edition!
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Who’s ready for….

THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET?

Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
If you want a super easy thing to do to fight back and keep people safe, try not to buy anything today if you can help it! nationalshutdown.org
NATIONAL SHUTDOWNβ€”FRI. JANUARY 30
nationalshutdown.org
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Randos from the Phone Book 2026!
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
My sit spin is getting lower and more consistent! ⛸️
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Artists supporting artists, you love to see it!
A preview of Yuma Kagiyama's free skate for the Winter Olympic Games 2026 Milano-Cortina, set to a special version of my finale to Giacomo Puccini's unfinished opera 'Turandot', prepared especially for Yuma's competition.

youtu.be/ZOoPdWi--gI?...

#figureskating #Olympics #opera
Yuma Kagiyama - "Turandot: Christopher Tin Finale" Free Skate
YouTube video by Christopher Tin
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Rothko number 5
Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Has he seriously been wearing a shirt with his name on it since he was a kid? πŸ˜‚
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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every time someone has asked me the last week or so about priorities it is rental assistance. please please please people need rent to stay in their homes. scroll down to rent relief funds and pick something www.standwithminnesota.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Toss it in some water for like an hour, if the water's running a tiny bit it helps it thaw faster
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
They're not security for the games themselves, they're security for JD and Marco. If you wanna tell the IOC to uninvite American "diplomatic" delegations here's the link: support.olympics.com/hc/en-gb/req...
Submit a request – Olympics
support.olympics.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Wonderful job today, MSP. πŸ’œ
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 AM
You need filler episodes! It's how you get such classics as "captain and helmsman become salamanders and start a family" or "parasites infiltrate the highest levels of starfleet, which we will never mention again"!
The first episodes of Starfleet Academy are OK, certainly better than Encounter at Farpoint. And I think you could have a good ST series with this premise. Problem is they won't get a chance- ten episodes or less per season just doesn't give you the time to make proper Trek.
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.

They’re just over halfway to their current goalβ€”let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Take care of the plant!
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
BC is so pretty
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM