LizzoBeff
@lizziewill.blacksky.app
Ain’t-shit Auntie.
People Displeaser.
Stepper. Not that kind…THAT kind.
I’m just here.
People Displeaser.
Stepper. Not that kind…THAT kind.
I’m just here.
Congrats! Also, purchased cuz I’m trying to support.
Actually, I NEED yall to be the January New Year Gym people because well chat.......
THE BODY SCIENCE PRE ORDER LINK IS HEREEEE CHATARINI BELLINI 🥳🎉🎊🥂🥕🥦🥬🍅🌽🥔 payhip.com/b/cqCLA
As a token of my appreciation I am giving yall 7 days FREE in the Ladder App!!!!
Body Science is OUT 01.10.2026!
THE BODY SCIENCE PRE ORDER LINK IS HEREEEE CHATARINI BELLINI 🥳🎉🎊🥂🥕🥦🥬🍅🌽🥔 payhip.com/b/cqCLA
As a token of my appreciation I am giving yall 7 days FREE in the Ladder App!!!!
Body Science is OUT 01.10.2026!
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Congrats! Also, purchased cuz I’m trying to support.
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Actually, I NEED yall to be the January New Year Gym people because well chat.......
THE BODY SCIENCE PRE ORDER LINK IS HEREEEE CHATARINI BELLINI 🥳🎉🎊🥂🥕🥦🥬🍅🌽🥔 payhip.com/b/cqCLA
As a token of my appreciation I am giving yall 7 days FREE in the Ladder App!!!!
Body Science is OUT 01.10.2026!
THE BODY SCIENCE PRE ORDER LINK IS HEREEEE CHATARINI BELLINI 🥳🎉🎊🥂🥕🥦🥬🍅🌽🥔 payhip.com/b/cqCLA
As a token of my appreciation I am giving yall 7 days FREE in the Ladder App!!!!
Body Science is OUT 01.10.2026!
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Actually, I NEED yall to be the January New Year Gym people because well chat.......
THE BODY SCIENCE PRE ORDER LINK IS HEREEEE CHATARINI BELLINI 🥳🎉🎊🥂🥕🥦🥬🍅🌽🥔 payhip.com/b/cqCLA
As a token of my appreciation I am giving yall 7 days FREE in the Ladder App!!!!
Body Science is OUT 01.10.2026!
THE BODY SCIENCE PRE ORDER LINK IS HEREEEE CHATARINI BELLINI 🥳🎉🎊🥂🥕🥦🥬🍅🌽🥔 payhip.com/b/cqCLA
As a token of my appreciation I am giving yall 7 days FREE in the Ladder App!!!!
Body Science is OUT 01.10.2026!
Proud of you. 🫂
Absolutely crazy how I'm still keeping my smile, these past three months just been beating me over the head ngl
But I ain't folding
But I ain't folding
I do hate anyone that supports the Orange one, because of his idiotic actions my health insurance went up about $500
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Proud of you. 🫂
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For anyone wanting to migrate away from Amazon/Audible/Goodreads:
Support Indie Bookstores
📖 @libro.fm - audiobooks
📖 @bookshop.org - ebooks & physical books
Public Library
📖 @libbyapp.com - all kinds of media!
Physical Books
📖 thriftbooks.com
Tracking & More
📖 @thestorygraph.com
📖 fable.co
Support Indie Bookstores
📖 @libro.fm - audiobooks
📖 @bookshop.org - ebooks & physical books
Public Library
📖 @libbyapp.com - all kinds of media!
Physical Books
📖 thriftbooks.com
Tracking & More
📖 @thestorygraph.com
📖 fable.co
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
For anyone wanting to migrate away from Amazon/Audible/Goodreads:
Support Indie Bookstores
📖 @libro.fm - audiobooks
📖 @bookshop.org - ebooks & physical books
Public Library
📖 @libbyapp.com - all kinds of media!
Physical Books
📖 thriftbooks.com
Tracking & More
📖 @thestorygraph.com
📖 fable.co
Support Indie Bookstores
📖 @libro.fm - audiobooks
📖 @bookshop.org - ebooks & physical books
Public Library
📖 @libbyapp.com - all kinds of media!
Physical Books
📖 thriftbooks.com
Tracking & More
📖 @thestorygraph.com
📖 fable.co
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Dear men:
SEASON’S BEATINGS!
SEASON’S BEATINGS!
December 25, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Dear men:
SEASON’S BEATINGS!
SEASON’S BEATINGS!
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We really should be hibernating until spring.
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
We really should be hibernating until spring.
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Maturing is realizing not everything deserves a response.
Maturing is realizing that…
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maturing is realizing not everything deserves a response.
Masterful execution here…cuz same.
I'm tryna pho.
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Masterful execution here…cuz same.
Time for me to watch holiday romances for the remainder of the year now that it’s finally acceptable 🙌🏾
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Time for me to watch holiday romances for the remainder of the year now that it’s finally acceptable 🙌🏾
In no particular order:
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
#BlackSky Quote/reply with ten books you stand ten toes down on. Genre doesn’t matter but don’t give me none of that art of war/rich dad poor dad bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In no particular order:
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
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I'm so excited to share that my novel, THESE HEATHENS, has been longlisted for the 2026 Aspen Words Literary Prize. This book is so close to my heart and I'm so very proud of it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm so excited to share that my novel, THESE HEATHENS, has been longlisted for the 2026 Aspen Words Literary Prize. This book is so close to my heart and I'm so very proud of it.
Come on curls! Super cute! 🥰
That last pic had a typo. Good morning take 2. 🎬
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Come on curls! Super cute! 🥰
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Nah I want the stores to close FUCK TARGET.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nah I want the stores to close FUCK TARGET.
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Every situational video on the internet is a skit. Remember that and bring your blood pressure back down.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every situational video on the internet is a skit. Remember that and bring your blood pressure back down.
Eleven 😭
How many pillows do you have on your bed?
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Eleven 😭
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If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up
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The goal is to take good care of myself. Trying to live long and age gracefully.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The goal is to take good care of myself. Trying to live long and age gracefully.
I love that this is essentially your motto and we all know you’re gonna be smelling sounds in no time. It’s my favorite thing after your servitude and obedience to my client. 😌
This edible a HOE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I love that this is essentially your motto and we all know you’re gonna be smelling sounds in no time. It’s my favorite thing after your servitude and obedience to my client. 😌
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Please put alt text in your photos, especially the ones that are heavy on text. So many reasons to do it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Please put alt text in your photos, especially the ones that are heavy on text. So many reasons to do it.
Prove it! Mail me some 😩
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Prove it! Mail me some 😩
These big ass snowflakes that weren’t even in the forecast can RELAX. 😤
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
These big ass snowflakes that weren’t even in the forecast can RELAX. 😤
Which reminds me…lemme go take mine 🙄
In your 40s the amount of pills and supplements you gotta take just to keep your check engine light off is astonishing
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Which reminds me…lemme go take mine 🙄
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I just want to talk to my peri/menopausal sisters rn. You are NOT crazy. What's happening to us is very real. Be easy on yourself. ✨️ You are beautiful. You are loved. Surround yourself w ppl who not only support, but care enough to understand.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just want to talk to my peri/menopausal sisters rn. You are NOT crazy. What's happening to us is very real. Be easy on yourself. ✨️ You are beautiful. You are loved. Surround yourself w ppl who not only support, but care enough to understand.
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Alexander O'Neal used to sniff 4 lines of the raw and get in that booth with that mic ON
Sunshine
open.spotify.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Alexander O'Neal used to sniff 4 lines of the raw and get in that booth with that mic ON