Lukas Knöfler
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Lukas Knöfler
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@cyclingnews.com #UCIWWT correspondent. @saiklist.help. Kreistagsabgeordneter NF. RT ≠ endorsement.
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🚨 New signing alert! 🚨

After impressing during her time as a stagiaire, we’re excited to announce that Marine Lenehan has signed a two-year contract with Lidl-Trek 🥳

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The Notre-Dame de Paris is finished. As much as a cathedral can ever be finished.
Oi! Rice pudding is good!
Excellent doughnuting there!
It's only half a pyramid, though.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
"Devon mum" ... Good grief.
Should have been "Devon events company manager".
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Well-meaning (or not) Americans in anyone's mentions: I have used public transit for 33 years and never once carried or needed or wanted pepper spray. Get a grip. Attacks on public transportation in the UK and in the US are extremely rare.
Well-meaning Americans in my mentions: kindly do not recommend extremely illegal actions that could land people in the UK with a ten year prison sentence
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Yet another talent added to the cast for my beloved imaginary cycling cabaret... 🤩🙏🏻
Andreas Leknessund. 💛
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The difference in the time it takes a streetcar in Amsterdam vs. Toronto to clear an intersection after servicing a nearside stop.
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Dude rode for FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT!?
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A massive amount of Bundesliga teams stopped posting on Bluesky, so some of their last messages seem like they got raptured midgame and no account did that better than Hoffenheim
Verrückt, diese Menschheit.
Oh, it absolutely was! The high altar was consecrated in 1182 and was in use from then on.
1245: The roof is done, so are the west towers. Amazing that it took them only 82 years to build the Notre-Dame de Paris!
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Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that
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This is also a good point which gets underreported, which I should have mentioned. Senate majorities are also tricky to piece together
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It will be about the seats in the Senate as well. What coalition can count on cooperation with the Senate.
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A few election outcomes which are somewhat obvious but got lost in the Jettenmania:

-FvD, who *literally* think the world is run by lizards disguised as humans,more than doubled their seats (3 -> 7)

-BBB’s angry farmer schtick is sooo 2023. They lost nearly half their seats. (7->4) Good riddance.