Lukas Knöfler
@lukascph.bsky.social
@cyclingnews.com #UCIWWT correspondent. @saiklist.help.
Kreistagsabgeordneter NF.
RT ≠ endorsement.
Kreistagsabgeordneter NF.
RT ≠ endorsement.
Pinned
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50% of all Mens World Tour winners this year have been called Sam
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 AM
50% of all Mens World Tour winners this year have been called Sam
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Dass ein dt. Bundesinnenminister unter Deckung des dt. Bundeskanzlers ohne mit der Wimper zu zucken Menschen, die uns unter Einsatz ihres Lebens geholfen haben und denen wir Schutz und Aufnahme garantiert haben, einfach einer Mörderbande überlasst, empört mich zutiefst. Und kein Aufschrei, nirgends.
Nun ist es passiert: Taliban haben in Kabul ein Safe House, in dem sich 79 Menschen mit deutscher Aufnahmezusage versteckten, durchsucht, die Personen verhört und festgehalten. Weil die Bundesregierung sie im Stich ließ, liegt das Schicksal dieser deutschen Helfer nun allein in der Hand der Taliban.
"Safe House" von Afghanen aus Bundesaufnahmeprogramm durchsucht
Sicherheitskräfte der Taliban haben ein "Safe House" in Kabul durchsucht - und 79 Afghanen über Stunden verhört. Sie sind Teil des Bundesaufnahmeprogramms der deutschen Regierung. Es ist ungewiss, was...
www.tagesschau.de
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Dass ein dt. Bundesinnenminister unter Deckung des dt. Bundeskanzlers ohne mit der Wimper zu zucken Menschen, die uns unter Einsatz ihres Lebens geholfen haben und denen wir Schutz und Aufnahme garantiert haben, einfach einer Mörderbande überlasst, empört mich zutiefst. Und kein Aufschrei, nirgends.
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Gerade gelernt, dass ein weltweit renommiertes Forschungsinstitut in Thüringen Probleme hat, Wissenschaftler aus dem Ausland anzuwerben (auf dem Niveau funktioniert rein D nicht mehr)
Selbst Leute aus dem Mittelmeerraum lehnen ab - Angst, zu dunkelhäutig zu sein
Aber Migration ist DAS Problem
Selbst Leute aus dem Mittelmeerraum lehnen ab - Angst, zu dunkelhäutig zu sein
Aber Migration ist DAS Problem
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Gerade gelernt, dass ein weltweit renommiertes Forschungsinstitut in Thüringen Probleme hat, Wissenschaftler aus dem Ausland anzuwerben (auf dem Niveau funktioniert rein D nicht mehr)
Selbst Leute aus dem Mittelmeerraum lehnen ab - Angst, zu dunkelhäutig zu sein
Aber Migration ist DAS Problem
Selbst Leute aus dem Mittelmeerraum lehnen ab - Angst, zu dunkelhäutig zu sein
Aber Migration ist DAS Problem
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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From 🇪🇸 NSN to 🇫🇷 CMA CGM to 🇦🇪 XRG: which sponsors are funding the 2026 WorldTour and what do they actually do?
By @lukascph.bsky.social 👇
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/features/...
📸 NSN Cycling Team
By @lukascph.bsky.social 👇
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/features/...
📸 NSN Cycling Team
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
From 🇪🇸 NSN to 🇫🇷 CMA CGM to 🇦🇪 XRG: which sponsors are funding the 2026 WorldTour and what do they actually do?
By @lukascph.bsky.social 👇
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/features/...
📸 NSN Cycling Team
By @lukascph.bsky.social 👇
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/features/...
📸 NSN Cycling Team
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I hear Chania is lovely at this time of year/USAF doing school run on a Sunday? www.flightradar24.com/multiview/20...
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I hear Chania is lovely at this time of year/USAF doing school run on a Sunday? www.flightradar24.com/multiview/20...
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As we move into the 2026 season, team colours were resplendent over Scotland last night. It's going to be a great season, team launch this week followed by the first team camp of the season.
#northernlights
#auroraborealis
#northernlights
#auroraborealis
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 AM
As we move into the 2026 season, team colours were resplendent over Scotland last night. It's going to be a great season, team launch this week followed by the first team camp of the season.
#northernlights
#auroraborealis
#northernlights
#auroraborealis
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I’m so glad corporations now write 'GRAB BAG’ on packets of crisps because before they did I was always hesitant and afraid to act assertively when I was around crisps.
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I’m so glad corporations now write 'GRAB BAG’ on packets of crisps because before they did I was always hesitant and afraid to act assertively when I was around crisps.
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#aurora #northernlights
Northern lights as caught by the bridge cameras at the Great Belt bridge in Denmark (Storebælt)
Northern lights as caught by the bridge cameras at the Great Belt bridge in Denmark (Storebælt)
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 AM
#aurora #northernlights
Northern lights as caught by the bridge cameras at the Great Belt bridge in Denmark (Storebælt)
Northern lights as caught by the bridge cameras at the Great Belt bridge in Denmark (Storebælt)
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Just had the “try our updated app” email from Trainline. If it wasn’t so depressing it’d be hilarious.
What’s the ONE thing you want with travel information…?
What’s the ONE thing you want with travel information…?
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Just had the “try our updated app” email from Trainline. If it wasn’t so depressing it’d be hilarious.
What’s the ONE thing you want with travel information…?
What’s the ONE thing you want with travel information…?
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
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Urban parking garages should always allocate front row space for bikes. Good lighting, easy accessibility, and locations with regular foot traffic help to ensure better safety.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Urban parking garages should always allocate front row space for bikes. Good lighting, easy accessibility, and locations with regular foot traffic help to ensure better safety.
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Far from the only reason not to use Spotify, but definitely a reason not to use Spotify.
I recommend Qobuz and Pocket Casts myself.
I recommend Qobuz and Pocket Casts myself.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Far from the only reason not to use Spotify, but definitely a reason not to use Spotify.
I recommend Qobuz and Pocket Casts myself.
I recommend Qobuz and Pocket Casts myself.
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this is how I feel when people are like "it can summarize your texts". like ok that's cool but as a sapient human being I am actually capable of reading my texts on my own
typical ai use case
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
this is how I feel when people are like "it can summarize your texts". like ok that's cool but as a sapient human being I am actually capable of reading my texts on my own
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Imagine you are in a situation and you are very dumb.
Just described why every CEO is pushing this thing to the moon.
They are all dumb as rocks and are so amazed that something can actually read an email for them.
Just described why every CEO is pushing this thing to the moon.
They are all dumb as rocks and are so amazed that something can actually read an email for them.
typical ai use case
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Imagine you are in a situation and you are very dumb.
Just described why every CEO is pushing this thing to the moon.
They are all dumb as rocks and are so amazed that something can actually read an email for them.
Just described why every CEO is pushing this thing to the moon.
They are all dumb as rocks and are so amazed that something can actually read an email for them.
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typical ai use case
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
typical ai use case
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The Belgianest of whistles: ee1.nl/cycling/roda...
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The Belgianest of whistles: ee1.nl/cycling/roda...
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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Simon Yates has blocked everyone. The perfect mic drop.
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Simon Yates has blocked everyone. The perfect mic drop.
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The utterly shameless & widely covered "report" out today, claiming net zero will "cost" £9tn is based on:
* Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc
AND
* Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero
I kid you not, it is that stupid
* Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc
AND
* Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero
I kid you not, it is that stupid
🧵A political/media guide to the "truth" about net-zero
1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!
1/10
1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!
1/10
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
The utterly shameless & widely covered "report" out today, claiming net zero will "cost" £9tn is based on:
* Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc
AND
* Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero
I kid you not, it is that stupid
* Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc
AND
* Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero
I kid you not, it is that stupid