John J
@lunchbox700.bsky.social
I’m a sucker for animals and my silly kids and wife
I should of worked today it would of been less tiring than what we’ve been doing
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I should of worked today it would of been less tiring than what we’ve been doing
You ever get exposed to a joke that actually makes you weak in the knees a little.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You ever get exposed to a joke that actually makes you weak in the knees a little.
100% would try these. Shit I eat cold leftover dressing out of the fridge this is not beneath me
If you like Stove Top Stuffing, you will love these (complimentary).
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
100% would try these. Shit I eat cold leftover dressing out of the fridge this is not beneath me
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Sent to me, ICE truck currently downtown Minneapolis 3rd & Hennepin near Gay 90s. I've called Monarca, but putting here as well. Maybe folks that spread news of St. Paul raid today can repost @naomikritzer.bsky.social @mauratwit.bsky.social @unicornriot.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sent to me, ICE truck currently downtown Minneapolis 3rd & Hennepin near Gay 90s. I've called Monarca, but putting here as well. Maybe folks that spread news of St. Paul raid today can repost @naomikritzer.bsky.social @mauratwit.bsky.social @unicornriot.bsky.social
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How great are these @halcy-con.bsky.social concert photos from @ryanswift.bsky.social?!
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How great are these @halcy-con.bsky.social concert photos from @ryanswift.bsky.social?!
Not super funny but my uncle and I were making Christmas dinner together doing pastas and sauces, one of them we needed wine so someone grabbed a bottle but we wanted an idea how it tasted before we added it but we are both recovering alcoholics so we asked our wives to try it and it was not helpful
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not super funny but my uncle and I were making Christmas dinner together doing pastas and sauces, one of them we needed wine so someone grabbed a bottle but we wanted an idea how it tasted before we added it but we are both recovering alcoholics so we asked our wives to try it and it was not helpful
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When Sega brought their arcade game ALIEN SYNDROME home to the Master System, you figured it would be a fairly accurate port, right? Ha.
Alien Syndrome (Sega Master System, 1987) | Gameplay and Commentary
youtu.be/RN9yuclcPPg
Alien Syndrome (Sega Master System, 1987) | Gameplay and Commentary
youtu.be/RN9yuclcPPg
Alien Syndrome (Sega Master System, 1987) | Gameplay and Commentary
YouTube video by The Oldest Gamer
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When Sega brought their arcade game ALIEN SYNDROME home to the Master System, you figured it would be a fairly accurate port, right? Ha.
Alien Syndrome (Sega Master System, 1987) | Gameplay and Commentary
youtu.be/RN9yuclcPPg
Alien Syndrome (Sega Master System, 1987) | Gameplay and Commentary
youtu.be/RN9yuclcPPg
I’m a little disappointed I haven’t seen this one yet.
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m a little disappointed I haven’t seen this one yet.
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
I am one of those nerds that has read the Warren Commission report. Do we know every single fact or motive of everyone around this time? No. But most the arguments I’ve read about the conspiracies are shit
We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am one of those nerds that has read the Warren Commission report. Do we know every single fact or motive of everyone around this time? No. But most the arguments I’ve read about the conspiracies are shit
No lore I was in retail logistics for almost 2 decades and killing my body my wife finally convinced me to apply at the state (same agency as her) and I just worked hard and made myself seem integral to everything working and have been promoted enough to make it a “real” job
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
No lore I was in retail logistics for almost 2 decades and killing my body my wife finally convinced me to apply at the state (same agency as her) and I just worked hard and made myself seem integral to everything working and have been promoted enough to make it a “real” job
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Who said storytelling is dead
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Who said storytelling is dead
We have this idiot because of all those assholes at your work that are mad that they can’t call the women they work with any name but their preferred
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We have this idiot because of all those assholes at your work that are mad that they can’t call the women they work with any name but their preferred
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Really honored that Field Hospitals finished in the top 10 of the annual Twin Cities best new bands poll, really means a lot. Big thanks to @racketmn.com and @biketrouble.bsky.social for the great write-up!
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Picked to Click 2025 No. 10: Field Hospitals - Racket
What happens when a bunch of experimental musicians decide to write catchy songs?
racketmn.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Really honored that Field Hospitals finished in the top 10 of the annual Twin Cities best new bands poll, really means a lot. Big thanks to @racketmn.com and @biketrouble.bsky.social for the great write-up!
racketmn.com/picked-to-cl...
racketmn.com/picked-to-cl...
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In an hour you'll wanna tune in for our Queens of the Stone Age live stream. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5G...
Live From Austin City Limits - An ACL Taping with Queens of the Stone Age
YouTube video by Austin City Limits
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
In an hour you'll wanna tune in for our Queens of the Stone Age live stream. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5G...
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
The problem is that could be true and also complete dogshit of a flex.
Mike Johnson claims House Republicans did "some of the best work of their careers" during the govt shutdown
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The problem is that could be true and also complete dogshit of a flex.
This is beautiful
Timeline Cleanse: Please watch this video for a demonstration on the correct method for weighing your baby King Penguins
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is beautiful
Sometimes taking public transit can suck but then u get nuggets that power you.Yesterday someone gets on looks like they just got off work.About mile down the road a guy gets on and stops and asks the first person that got on “no cat today”and they converse.I’m mad I missed the cat but got the convo
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sometimes taking public transit can suck but then u get nuggets that power you.Yesterday someone gets on looks like they just got off work.About mile down the road a guy gets on and stops and asks the first person that got on “no cat today”and they converse.I’m mad I missed the cat but got the convo
The safety glasses is really the cherry on top.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The safety glasses is really the cherry on top.
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We f——d up sale begins soon!
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November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We f——d up sale begins soon!
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I think my favorite is the three sets of wheels in front of the trailer
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think my favorite is the three sets of wheels in front of the trailer
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If the pool table was occupied in your favorite early 80s honky tonk saloon, you could mosey on over to the corner and play some Eight Ball Deluxe pinball by Bally. Although it was probably broken or sticky with beer. This one was fine though! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omi_...
Eight Ball Deluxe Pinball (Bally, 1981) | No Pool Table? No Problem!
YouTube video by The Oldest Gamer
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If the pool table was occupied in your favorite early 80s honky tonk saloon, you could mosey on over to the corner and play some Eight Ball Deluxe pinball by Bally. Although it was probably broken or sticky with beer. This one was fine though! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omi_...
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
I stupidly dove in to Steam Hardware discussions and it’s clear people don’t understand the difference between what the specs mean in relation to price and what the actual price will be. Partially because people think it’s 2020 still I think.Shits broken kids I hope I’m wrong but temper expectations
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I stupidly dove in to Steam Hardware discussions and it’s clear people don’t understand the difference between what the specs mean in relation to price and what the actual price will be. Partially because people think it’s 2020 still I think.Shits broken kids I hope I’m wrong but temper expectations