John J
@lunchbox700.bsky.social
I’m a sucker for animals and my silly kids and wife
Ok look I’m willing to concede the 2020 election but that means you have to get the fuck out now
Trumpers are *still* scheming to overturn the 2020 election www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-geor...
Trumpers are *still* scheming to overturn the 2020 election
In Georgia, the Big Lie has become the new Lost Cause.
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December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ok look I’m willing to concede the 2020 election but that means you have to get the fuck out now
I’m grateful for a wonderful first Christmas in our new house and hosting family a couple times the last week
Friday gratitude practice. What’s everyone grateful for?
Me, 2am, drifting off: “wait! I remember buying butter!”
Folks, it was hiding behind the cheese. I don’t have to run to the store. And I’ll just sub in coconut sugar for granulated for the other recipe.
Day-after-Christmas is saved.
Me, 2am, drifting off: “wait! I remember buying butter!”
Folks, it was hiding behind the cheese. I don’t have to run to the store. And I’ll just sub in coconut sugar for granulated for the other recipe.
Day-after-Christmas is saved.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m grateful for a wonderful first Christmas in our new house and hosting family a couple times the last week
@stellagarp.bsky.social this is the best I can do a rare glimpse of part of my face and one of my new shirts.
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@stellagarp.bsky.social this is the best I can do a rare glimpse of part of my face and one of my new shirts.
Take your own fucking picture you lazy fuck!The sentiment of I don’t want to drag my kids to JCPenny to sit around for far to long for our turn I get that. But there is already alternatives that are better the you sending me a card with a picture of a family framed on the wall of a Steven King movie
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
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Hot take, but an honest one.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Take your own fucking picture you lazy fuck!The sentiment of I don’t want to drag my kids to JCPenny to sit around for far to long for our turn I get that. But there is already alternatives that are better the you sending me a card with a picture of a family framed on the wall of a Steven King movie
I attempted to go to the office and it’s so icy the bus got stuck and ended up walking almost 2 miles back home
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I attempted to go to the office and it’s so icy the bus got stuck and ended up walking almost 2 miles back home
This would get my ass to the theatre
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This would get my ass to the theatre
That’s not how it works you fuckhead!
Lutnick: "Donald Trump's economy grew 4.3%. That means that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise, it's a simple way to do it."
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That’s not how it works you fuckhead!
I am so mad at @ianboudreau.com for alerting me to the existence of a cursed song and I’m more mad at myself for looking it up.
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am so mad at @ianboudreau.com for alerting me to the existence of a cursed song and I’m more mad at myself for looking it up.
What a great talent he was. I still miss him
Phil Hartman as the Grinch, from a 1994 Behind the Scenes special on TNT. Not directly related to The Simpsons, but this clip was too good to not share, since Phil was a regular Simpsons guest star during this time.
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What a great talent he was. I still miss him
know most people realize this is racist bullshit but boots on the ground perspective I’ve worked with so many awesome hard working Somalis the last 20 years.People trying to take care of their families.I’m sorry but i know im screaming in to the void but sometimes the bullshit needs to be called out
Rep. Comer: "The early numbers that I'm getting in on the Somalis in Minnesota is 75% of the Somalis in Minnesota are on full government assistance. That's full welfare."
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
know most people realize this is racist bullshit but boots on the ground perspective I’ve worked with so many awesome hard working Somalis the last 20 years.People trying to take care of their families.I’m sorry but i know im screaming in to the void but sometimes the bullshit needs to be called out
I’m overwhelmed with the thought lately that if the walking bag of lawn clippings just stopped like did nothing but photo ops for the rest of his term he’s done so much damage that the next president would not have enough time to fix it,get blamed for stuff still being dogshit, and morons vote again
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m overwhelmed with the thought lately that if the walking bag of lawn clippings just stopped like did nothing but photo ops for the rest of his term he’s done so much damage that the next president would not have enough time to fix it,get blamed for stuff still being dogshit, and morons vote again
Look at this cute doofus. I still think he’s part cat.
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Look at this cute doofus. I still think he’s part cat.
I don’t know what the fan said to DK Metcalf I’m going to guess it wouldn’t surprise me after hearing it that someone would throw a punch at him but how the fuck is Metcalf still in the game?
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don’t know what the fan said to DK Metcalf I’m going to guess it wouldn’t surprise me after hearing it that someone would throw a punch at him but how the fuck is Metcalf still in the game?
Stranger “hey how is St Paul engrained in you?”
Me “well I know exactly where this is even though I don’t live there anymore and I know how this looked 30 years ago (yes it’s been there my whole life I believe”
Me “well I know exactly where this is even though I don’t live there anymore and I know how this looked 30 years ago (yes it’s been there my whole life I believe”
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stranger “hey how is St Paul engrained in you?”
Me “well I know exactly where this is even though I don’t live there anymore and I know how this looked 30 years ago (yes it’s been there my whole life I believe”
Me “well I know exactly where this is even though I don’t live there anymore and I know how this looked 30 years ago (yes it’s been there my whole life I believe”
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A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
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With the GDC schedule live, I can let you all know that I will be speaking for the second year in a row. I'll be breaking down how we made TMNT: Tactical Takedown happen in 18 months. I'll talk big stuff, little stuff, challenges, and celebrations! schedule.gdconf.com/session/buil...
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
With the GDC schedule live, I can let you all know that I will be speaking for the second year in a row. I'll be breaking down how we made TMNT: Tactical Takedown happen in 18 months. I'll talk big stuff, little stuff, challenges, and celebrations! schedule.gdconf.com/session/buil...
This is art
Sloth Month Icon, Day 17: Orange Cassidy
The King of Sloth Style. Hailing from wherever and weighing whatever, he turned apathy into an art form. In a world of over-the-top theatrics, he is able to outdo many of his contemporaries by doing nothing, thus proving that doing less is often more.
The King of Sloth Style. Hailing from wherever and weighing whatever, he turned apathy into an art form. In a world of over-the-top theatrics, he is able to outdo many of his contemporaries by doing nothing, thus proving that doing less is often more.
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is art
I’m sorry I’m only looking at that kids fit :)
Thank you to the St. Paul Jewish Community Center for inviting me to light the menorah on the fourth night of Hanukkah.
As our Jewish neighbors across the world mourn the lives lost in Australia, the light of the menorah gives hope for things to come.
As our Jewish neighbors across the world mourn the lives lost in Australia, the light of the menorah gives hope for things to come.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m sorry I’m only looking at that kids fit :)
Friends a couple things to keep in mind
Absolutely no value watching the talking bag of lawn clippings.
The lawn clippings is lying and pointing it out also has no value.
Another thing the lawn clippings says these things because it thinks we are all stupid. (Sadly a large portion of us are)
Absolutely no value watching the talking bag of lawn clippings.
The lawn clippings is lying and pointing it out also has no value.
Another thing the lawn clippings says these things because it thinks we are all stupid. (Sadly a large portion of us are)
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Friends a couple things to keep in mind
Absolutely no value watching the talking bag of lawn clippings.
The lawn clippings is lying and pointing it out also has no value.
Another thing the lawn clippings says these things because it thinks we are all stupid. (Sadly a large portion of us are)
Absolutely no value watching the talking bag of lawn clippings.
The lawn clippings is lying and pointing it out also has no value.
Another thing the lawn clippings says these things because it thinks we are all stupid. (Sadly a large portion of us are)
Speaking as a mediocre white man who has a family and a good job these people need to shut the fuck up
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Speaking as a mediocre white man who has a family and a good job these people need to shut the fuck up
Same cat, same
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Same cat, same
If you are curious how broken the American work culture im assuming this is Europe. If it’s actually America its remarkable
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If you are curious how broken the American work culture im assuming this is Europe. If it’s actually America its remarkable
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Art and music make a great gift! The limited edition of Take Cover includes a download code for the music, a signed print of Nelson Ruger's cover art, an exclusive poster, stickers, and a super-cool transparent guitar pick. Perfect for the hard-to-shop-for SW fan!
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December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Art and music make a great gift! The limited edition of Take Cover includes a download code for the music, a signed print of Nelson Ruger's cover art, an exclusive poster, stickers, and a super-cool transparent guitar pick. Perfect for the hard-to-shop-for SW fan!
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I present to you the face of innocence.
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I present to you the face of innocence.