Lynda Pendent Clause
@lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
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lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Cheers to everyone who will hear “I love how you’re already dressing in the Halloween spirit” when you’re just wearing your everyday clothes
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nikostratis.com
I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
"Stuffed with rice pudding between the ears. Shortchanged by the lord and dumb as a jackass. All you gotta be is white in America to get whatever you want." youtu.be/SM8xUCQXcBk?...
Being There (1979) Key Scene - Ruth Attaway
YouTube video by Tom Huck
youtu.be
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stephenkb.bsky.social
"Taylor Swift is the subject of multiple university classes" - yes, she's a billionaire whose output is listened to by billions of people, there is clearly a lot to study!
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
You absolutely do not have to hand it to
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Dog name observations from the dog park:

Don’t name a dog Nova if you talk to it in English. The syllable “no” means something else.

If there’s a question about whose dog is being an asshole, it’s not helping your argument if your dog is named Loki, or some other supervillain/antihero name.
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Is there “French for Stereolab” class
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ndrew.bsky.social
i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
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lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
I always go for “before and after”
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Only one murder lemonade per visit
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slack2thefuture.bsky.social
I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.
carnage4life.bsky.social
MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
She’s so full of life, mosquitoes try to sting her on my lock screen
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
I understand the practical reasons of expense of materials (low as possible while still durable) & durability of materials (durable as possible while still affordable) but the fact that many dog chew toys are made of the same materials as shoes & bags that are already tempting to dogs, is no fun
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Except I think he could actually garden, considering the plants in his bedroom in the opening scene, so he is not without some skills. But he will make you feel like a genius for believing harder in what you already believe!
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
I’d like to introduce your new AI advisor, Chauncey Gardiner
Being There - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Also, what happened to this family is terrible
lyndapendentclause.bsky.social
Tell your genealogy freaks, sorry, your genealogy enthusiasts, that obituaries are yet another thing that became even less reliable. Even if most fake obituaries are for recent deaths one should suspect seeing them soon for deaths long past
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davidbermanbot.bsky.social
You got storyline fever, storyline flu
Apparently impairing your point of view
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davidjroth.bsky.social
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
theatlantic.com
“On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists.” @lilashroff.bsky.social reports on how the chatbot was easily prompted to offer instructions for murder, self-mutilation, and devil worship: https://theatln.tc/Up7Ycoli