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The very hard mental test involves identifying a rhino.
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
malraux.bsky.social
What’s the deal with airline food?
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
malraux.bsky.social
Mark it zero.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
malraux.bsky.social
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
malraux.bsky.social
It’s not superior is not the same as inferior. And also :
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
malraux.bsky.social
Good to know that the book that was written on the iPhone by typing while hiking reads exactly like it was just that.
davekarpf.bsky.social Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 2d
Okay first of all.

You have to pull off a *very particular* kind of style to write a 303-page book with zero chapters.

And the unintentional subtext of this book is quite clearly, “Olivia, you are not pulling that off.”
On the steps of the Met, the Politician on the phone. "You didn't do anything wrong," he said. He did not understand how I could be in any kind of professional trouble over a personal relationship. "If we got married, it still wouldn't be wrong," he said. "My aunt married my uncle after she interviewed him." This was different, I said. For one thing, I was not Jacqueline Bouvier and he was not John F. Kennedy. For another, he was already married, and I had been engaged until several weeks earlier. Ilooked down at the granite. Cockroaches. Dozens and dozens of them. Crawling everywhere. A parade, a stampede, a rally, a rave. I eyed them curiously. I did not flinch. When your world is falling apart, you wak forward. The cockroach, six legs and six claws, understands this. Down Fith Ave, across Seventy-First Street, down Lex. Plastered on the glass door of the bodega, a magazine cover with my name on it. Advertising not my life, not disfigured public narratives about private matters, but my work. I walked past the place where I was born. It had been a blizzard,
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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obliqueirony.bsky.social
“You know how oxygen is O2?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Ozone is O3. It’s one more oxygen.”

Nigel Tufnel sports science.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
malraux.bsky.social
He could die? Would that help or hurt?
jamellebouie.net jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7d
a thing to ask yourself re: the GOP's electoral position is what could happen over the next year that could *improve* its position? and what could trump do, plausibly, that might *boost* his numbers with the public?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
malraux.bsky.social
Some movies are good to watch on a big screen while eating popcorn. And that’s actually a fine goal for a movie.
jamellebouie.net jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 8d
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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rich-burlew.giantitp.com
New OOTS! #1336, This is About Writing This: www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1...
An excerpt from The Order of the Stick #1336 showing Elan.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
malraux.bsky.social
Why are we going to war with Venezuela?
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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joxley.jmoxley.co.uk
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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popcrave.com
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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flufforpington.bsky.social
Table of people being thankful for all the usuals (spouses, kids, cancer in remission) and my clown brother-in-law ends up having to explain No Nut November bc he was thankful for winning a $100 bet with his friends
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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dadsaysjokes.com
A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy.

Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital approximation of a child’s crayon drawing. Am outline traced around a hand has been transformed into a turkey in profile, filled in roughly with brown, and with the fingers becoming green, red, orange, and yellow feathers and a bird’s eye, beak and wattle added to make the thumb into a head facing to the right. A pilgrim hat with buckle has been put on the turkey’s head and its stick feet are standing on green crayon grass. To the left, either in the distance or much smaller is a stick figure pilgrim with similarly buckled hat holding a hatchet. The turkey has a very roughly drawn speech bubble containing the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
malraux.bsky.social
Damn zepbound is amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
The kombucha girl side-eye/approving eye meme, with “Weird Al music”/“Weird AI music”
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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suziyee.bsky.social
We have #Mst3k Turkey Day Marathon! This is not a drill, people.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
malraux.bsky.social
I support my congressman? Man that’s something I haven’t said since my congressman was John dingel.
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13d
A member of the FBI threatened Thomas Massie's staff with criminal investigations, if he didn't "straighten up and play ball".
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
malraux.bsky.social
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

:cheap Costco wine isn’t the worst way to go I guess:
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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theonion.com
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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phylan.website
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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molly.wiki
Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide quote: "Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth." "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings" has been superimposed with "Robert F Kennedy Jr"
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM