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Mara Iris
@maramander.bsky.social
Over 40 and still growing, despite what my bones want you to believe. Film lover, goofball, dreams of becoming ethereal. She/her 😘
The stuff about "coming from outside our hemisphere" is very, very rich shit considering *everything* the US has done in every part of the globe
WELKER: If the purpose of the operation was to capture Maduro and bring him to justice, why does the US need to take over the Venezuela oil industry?

RUBIO: Well, we don't *need* to. We have plenty of oil in the US. We want to see the oil proceeds of the country benefit the people of Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Charles Entertainment Schumer
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Look I haven't and probably won't see it but by no stretch are the Duffer Brothers "successful blockbuster directors" considering they have directed zero blockbusters
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
Stranger Things was a generational event with almost impossible expectations surrounding its finale. The Duffer Brothers have evolved into successful blockbuster directors whose enduring legacy will be mostly doing right by their cast of characters.

Our review: https://bit.ly/4aH39zL
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Gotta be careful of that river of slime down there
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
All this does is take away more buying power from the actual people using it and gives that power to the insurance company who can choose how you get to use that money
Rep. Crenshaw on the Republican ACA replacement plan: "You give the poor vouchers. We want to put that money into health savings accounts."
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
From Russia With Some Mild Interest
Make a Bond film casual

On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
Make a bond film casual

No Time To Vacuum
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hot take: this helmet is rad
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My dog told me to
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Misandry
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

I really like women, but my cat allergy was absolutely devastating
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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🤌
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Very "gladiator games to appease the masses" of him
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This does nothing to get at why folks referred to it like that at all. But please, waste more money
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 22d
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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this is a hate crime
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Clearest image ever captured of Uranus

NASA ✨️
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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im learning more every day
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm kind of glad, but what is his plan if they don't? This feels like it's just more pleading with the bully to stop hitting you, rather than doing literally anything else to actually *get* them to stop hitting you
Pritzker makes a direct appeal to Greg Bovino to not terrorize kids over the Halloween weekend
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"heavily incentivized"
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If one side is firing, I don't think the ceasefire is "under threat" any longer? It seems to just be "fire" now, no?
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM