Marcella Arguello
@marcellacomedy.bsky.social
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Just imagining the gingerbread cookie makers working overtime to slap on little gingerbread dicks
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just imagining the gingerbread cookie makers working overtime to slap on little gingerbread dicks
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The Supreme Court seems poised to hand Trump autocratic power by allowing him to fire independent agency officials for any reason
Supreme Court Seems Ready To Blow Up A 90-Year-Old Precedent
Such a decision will “destroy the structure of government” and remove one of the remaining roadblocks to the president’s ability to do whatever he wants.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Supreme Court seems poised to hand Trump autocratic power by allowing him to fire independent agency officials for any reason
I don’t know what hungry bitch needs to hear this, but if you change your name to a male name on the food delivery apps, many places will give you waaay more food per serving. I assume cause everyone hates us even us?
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t know what hungry bitch needs to hear this, but if you change your name to a male name on the food delivery apps, many places will give you waaay more food per serving. I assume cause everyone hates us even us?
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Chicago! Looking forward to this event tomorrow, come get some culture while we discuss The House on Mango Street:
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December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Chicago! Looking forward to this event tomorrow, come get some culture while we discuss The House on Mango Street:
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This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Folks! Today is the last day to take advantage of The Onion's Black Friday sale.
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If you wanna spend less time on your phone I strongly recommend getting the iphone 16 because it fuckin suuuuuuucks
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you wanna spend less time on your phone I strongly recommend getting the iphone 16 because it fuckin suuuuuuucks
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Every lie they told you about weed has been disproven. I work harder now using weed daily than i did in my 30s when i only smoked on special occasions. I gym harder and more consistently, too. What i DON'T do is drink now that weed is readily available...and that's related to the lie campaign
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Every lie they told you about weed has been disproven. I work harder now using weed daily than i did in my 30s when i only smoked on special occasions. I gym harder and more consistently, too. What i DON'T do is drink now that weed is readily available...and that's related to the lie campaign
Chicago! Looking forward to this event tomorrow, come get some culture while we discuss The House on Mango Street:
ci.ovationtix.com/1771/product...
ci.ovationtix.com/1771/product...
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Chicago! Looking forward to this event tomorrow, come get some culture while we discuss The House on Mango Street:
ci.ovationtix.com/1771/product...
ci.ovationtix.com/1771/product...
Zeitgang where you at?!
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Blake Wexler: One Night Only!
Eventbrite - The Lincoln Lodge presents Blake Wexler: One Night Only! - Sunday, December 7, 2025 at The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago, IL. Find event and ticket information.
www.eventbrite.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Zeitgang where you at?!
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CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Blake Wexler: One Night Only!
Eventbrite - The Lincoln Lodge presents Blake Wexler: One Night Only! - Sunday, December 7, 2025 at The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago, IL. Find event and ticket information.
www.eventbrite.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Algorithm’s so fucked up that many of my friends and followers wont know for years that I’m a new character on Abbott Elementary 🤣🫠
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Algorithm’s so fucked up that many of my friends and followers wont know for years that I’m a new character on Abbott Elementary 🤣🫠
Some guy on my youtube accused me of deleting his comments but I figured out his comments are automatically hidden by youtube because all he does is shit post 🤣🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Some guy on my youtube accused me of deleting his comments but I figured out his comments are automatically hidden by youtube because all he does is shit post 🤣🤣🤣
Great one just dropped. If you want some comedy insight, inspiration and tips check out our Writing Process episode
youtu.be/YQd7VbCDnvM?...
youtu.be/YQd7VbCDnvM?...
Comedy is Dead! with Marcella Arguello & Chloe Mikala - The Writing Process - Season 2 Episode 7
YouTube video by Marcella Arguello
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Great one just dropped. If you want some comedy insight, inspiration and tips check out our Writing Process episode
youtu.be/YQd7VbCDnvM?...
youtu.be/YQd7VbCDnvM?...
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He fell asleep live on camera again in the middle of a press conference. His cabinet, staff, or the White House press corps wont say anything about it because they want to keep their jobs.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He fell asleep live on camera again in the middle of a press conference. His cabinet, staff, or the White House press corps wont say anything about it because they want to keep their jobs.
My google alert informed me that I’ll be on Abbott Elementary this Wednesday on ABC, tune in!
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My google alert informed me that I’ll be on Abbott Elementary this Wednesday on ABC, tune in!
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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I just started spontaneously laughing thinking about RFK hauling ass out of that presser. It was so funny
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just started spontaneously laughing thinking about RFK hauling ass out of that presser. It was so funny
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Masked, heavily armed federal immigration agents arrested a US citizen in the parking lot of a Los Angeles Home Depot store, then entered his car and drove away with his toddler, who is also a US citizen, in the backseat.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Armed US immigration agents drive off with toddler after arrest of father
‘Devastated’ family demands answers after two-year-old driven by armed agents from LA Home Depot parking lot
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Masked, heavily armed federal immigration agents arrested a US citizen in the parking lot of a Los Angeles Home Depot store, then entered his car and drove away with his toddler, who is also a US citizen, in the backseat.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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We’re hiring!
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We’re hiring!
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
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The FAA will reduce flight capacity at 40 major airports across the U.S. starting Friday, officials say
Flight capacity will be reduced by 10% at 40 major airports: FAA
The FAA will reduce flight capacity by 10% at 40 major airports across the country, officials said.
abcnews.go.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The FAA will reduce flight capacity at 40 major airports across the U.S. starting Friday, officials say
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
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setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
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Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.