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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 3h

He genuinely can't stop bragging
It's like after 9/11 when he was like "I got the biggest tower now"

Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 17h

Oh boy,
I'm enjoying Shyamalan's current era and it's been too long since I've seen Gyllenhaal in a great movie
Cautiously optimistic

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17h

First peek at M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor

• The film was reportedly shot on VistaVision

• Described as a supernatural romantic thriller based on an original story co-created by Shyamalan & novelist Nicholas Sparks

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 2d

*godspeed you black emperor starts playing*

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 2d

I wish I could befriend an elephant

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 3d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 3d

I'd subscribe if you ever make a "check out these weird/neat products I found" newsletter

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 3d

"does simply having children make a woman a milf regardless of age" is a prime letter of the law vs spirit of the law debate

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 3d

I know it's a lost battle, but it really upsets me that every game with numbers going up is called an RPG despite zero role playing being present

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 4d

He also needs to spend his remaining twink years starring in a couple of guadagnino movies

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4d

Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD!

BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 4d

Looking her up

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 4d

They're more like analog samplers tbh

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Venus 𓃹 @venusposting.bsky.social · 5d

toothus mc doofus

a rabbit grabbit a peice of lettuce with their front 2 teeth showing

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 6d

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Marco 🐗 @marco0451.bsky.social · 6d

new park chan-wook coming soon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKZp...

NO OTHER CHOICE - Official Trailer - In Select Theaters Christmas

YouTube video by NEON

www.youtube.com

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