Mark Bergeron
@markbergeron.bsky.social
I brought beards back and people don’t give me credit for it, but I guess it’s on to mustaches now so I’m irrelevant
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Imagine if the Thunder drafted Jalen Duren instead of Ousmane Dieng in 2022
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Imagine if the Thunder drafted Jalen Duren instead of Ousmane Dieng in 2022
Hot take: Golden is at best the third best K Pop Demon Hunters song and you can argue it’s the fifth best. What It Sounds Like rules
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hot take: Golden is at best the third best K Pop Demon Hunters song and you can argue it’s the fifth best. What It Sounds Like rules
4 team trade idea
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
4 team trade idea
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
Kinda interesting that the Celtics don’t have a single starter from a traditional powerhouse college like a Duke or Kansas or Kentucky. I wonder how many teams in the league have that?
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Kinda interesting that the Celtics don’t have a single starter from a traditional powerhouse college like a Duke or Kansas or Kentucky. I wonder how many teams in the league have that?
Celtics Pistons trade idea
Celtics get: Sasser and 4 2nds and now $5m above tax line
Pistons get: Hauser into the Schroeder trade exception
Not the big swing for Lauri, but gives them another shooter and Hauser is underrated on defense.
Celts also clear more 2026 salary.
Celtics get: Sasser and 4 2nds and now $5m above tax line
Pistons get: Hauser into the Schroeder trade exception
Not the big swing for Lauri, but gives them another shooter and Hauser is underrated on defense.
Celts also clear more 2026 salary.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Celtics Pistons trade idea
Celtics get: Sasser and 4 2nds and now $5m above tax line
Pistons get: Hauser into the Schroeder trade exception
Not the big swing for Lauri, but gives them another shooter and Hauser is underrated on defense.
Celts also clear more 2026 salary.
Celtics get: Sasser and 4 2nds and now $5m above tax line
Pistons get: Hauser into the Schroeder trade exception
Not the big swing for Lauri, but gives them another shooter and Hauser is underrated on defense.
Celts also clear more 2026 salary.
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We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
When can we admit that Nikola Jokic is probably one of the best 5 players of all time?
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When can we admit that Nikola Jokic is probably one of the best 5 players of all time?
Simons trade idea
Celtics get: Bogdan, Dalen Terry, 2 CHI 2nds and 1 LAC 2nd, Celtics save $6.5M and get under 1st apron and just $5.8M over tax
Bulls get: Derick Jones and Cam Christie
Clippers get: Simons
Celtics get: Bogdan, Dalen Terry, 2 CHI 2nds and 1 LAC 2nd, Celtics save $6.5M and get under 1st apron and just $5.8M over tax
Bulls get: Derick Jones and Cam Christie
Clippers get: Simons
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Simons trade idea
Celtics get: Bogdan, Dalen Terry, 2 CHI 2nds and 1 LAC 2nd, Celtics save $6.5M and get under 1st apron and just $5.8M over tax
Bulls get: Derick Jones and Cam Christie
Clippers get: Simons
Celtics get: Bogdan, Dalen Terry, 2 CHI 2nds and 1 LAC 2nd, Celtics save $6.5M and get under 1st apron and just $5.8M over tax
Bulls get: Derick Jones and Cam Christie
Clippers get: Simons
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I didn’t know Noa Penda was such a chonk! I already hated the trade out of 32 but this makes me hate it even more
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I didn’t know Noa Penda was such a chonk! I already hated the trade out of 32 but this makes me hate it even more
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
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I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
The Celtics green looks really good on the Nets court and next to their black jerseys
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Celtics green looks really good on the Nets court and next to their black jerseys
Feels like they are force feeding minutes to Simons tonight. Not saying I don’t agree with it, but seems like a thing maybe to improve trade value?
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Feels like they are force feeding minutes to Simons tonight. Not saying I don’t agree with it, but seems like a thing maybe to improve trade value?
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX