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the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
January 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
when I'm 10 minutes into finally doing my work and have replied to 2 out of 700 emails
January 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Everybody needs to just accept he’s not fast anymore. It’s okay. Times change. Some things weren’t meant to be
Cannot go through the pain again
Cadillac F1 is said to have major interest in Danny Ric 👀👀

This would be a great move imo.

Imagine the reaction and the fans Cadillac would get if they become the team to bring Daniel Ricciardo back to #F1.

www.motorsportweek.com/2024/12/12/d...
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
My gf (who works in healthcare and has dealt with United healthcare’s bs first hand) pointed out that he was taken to a hospital that was out of network for United thanks to some bad faith contract negotiating by the company earlier this year
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Um,
December 4, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I can’t stop thinking about the part of GNX where Kendrick raps like bob dylan
December 4, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Shut the fuck up
December 2, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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Wishing I never saw this
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
if you think this is a valid way to "speak truth to power" you are an intellectually unserious person
November 29, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Republicans are comfortable taking extreme stances to energize the hard right and let the normies figure out how to accept or ignore those fringe stances because they prefer R policy generally, while dems seem to live in fear of alienating any single voter by taking a progressive stance on anything
Democrats will often look at something that doesn’t poll well and think “oh no, better move away from that!” but they’re getting their role backwards. parties influence public opinion. if you’re purely reactive, you’re just letting the GOP frame every debate.
the lesson of the election isn’t “we should give up on trans rights,” it’s that the GOP took an issue that negatively impacted almost no one and made it a headliner. why would it help to surrender on an issue if they can create a grievance from thin air?
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM
If I see another amateur nature photo or tiny frog sitting on a leaf in my feed I’m going to make an account on truth social I swear to god
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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People say the stupidest shit in The New York Times. “All the news that’s fit to print” yea whatever bro I’m here to see which cretinous scumbag is showing their entire ass today to the parade audience of seal clapping lunatics
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hell fuckin yeah they figured out how to let me pay $400,000 to play Minecraft for four years
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I was in Spoonbill a couple months ago, a pair came in, one of them pointed at Normal People and went “oh I love this one”. The other responded “that’s like so cool that you can just like go into a bookstore and know a book already. That’s so cool”. Then they talked about doing cocaine.
A safe place to hide from morons is a library or book store.
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Stepping into the ring for round 2, feel free to roast me for choosing the wrong translation
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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my take is less “dems need to run a campaign i like” and more “dems need to ditch the big tent and become more ideological/values oriented.” i certainly have ideas about what those values should be but acknowledge there are other values dems could organize around that might be more effective
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Me:
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
so are people posting hog here or is that not the vibe
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I am the king of creating accounts on new social media platforms, doing a bit that no one interacts with, and never posting again
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
This is where I blue from
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
This is where I sky from
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM