Matthew Bunch
@matthewsbunch.com
Miamian, through good and bad. Skeets on sports, politics, education, and random. Jeopardy! appearer.
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it's great reporting how they got it, too — the story isn't even about Gaetz's ethics report, it's about the Florida Bar reading the ethics report and still deciding Gaetz shouldn't be sanctioned
Florida Bar lets Matt Gaetz off the hook
By Noreen Marcus, FloridaBulldog.org - Florida Bar lets Matt Gaetz off the hook, says statutory rape has nothing to do with practicing law
www.floridabulldog.org
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 AM
it's great reporting how they got it, too — the story isn't even about Gaetz's ethics report, it's about the Florida Bar reading the ethics report and still deciding Gaetz shouldn't be sanctioned
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Trump’s first choice for attorney general:
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Trump’s first choice for attorney general:
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If you need more proof he's the worst person in modern history he managed to make both Minnesota and Canada angry at him at the same time
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
If you need more proof he's the worst person in modern history he managed to make both Minnesota and Canada angry at him at the same time
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what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
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NEW: Final Top 10 College Football teams in the AP poll. What a season.
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
NEW: Final Top 10 College Football teams in the AP poll. What a season.
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and two little kittens
January 20, 2026 at 6:02 AM
and two little kittens
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They refused to die. They kept it close and it came down to the last drive. Proud of them Canes
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
They refused to die. They kept it close and it came down to the last drive. Proud of them Canes
I just saw Kenny goddamn Calhoun in the tunnel going up to my seat. Canes by 200.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I just saw Kenny goddamn Calhoun in the tunnel going up to my seat. Canes by 200.
I met Da Coacho. Canes by 100.
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I met Da Coacho. Canes by 100.
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Want these two to do an Abbot & Costello routine
Q: "Your two program have very different histories. I'm wondering what a national championship would mean for each of your two programs on Monday."
Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."
Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
Cignetti: "It would mean we're the national champion."
Cristobal, nodding: "It would mean we're the national champions."
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Want these two to do an Abbot & Costello routine
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The Good Brand™ @homefield.bsky.social allow me to meet Santana Moss. It is only appropriate to meet a big-time player before the big game. Thanks to Homefield and to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for introducing me to them. #GoCanes #TheU
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Good Brand™ @homefield.bsky.social allow me to meet Santana Moss. It is only appropriate to meet a big-time player before the big game. Thanks to Homefield and to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for introducing me to them. #GoCanes #TheU
I’m here and Pitbull is throwing up The U. The vibes are immaculate
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’m here and Pitbull is throwing up The U. The vibes are immaculate
E-I-E-I-O
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
E-I-E-I-O
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got that shit on
His merch is.
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
got that shit on
My weekend reading: @cbrennansports.bsky.social’s “The Miracle of Miami.” I’ve read it before, but such a great look at such a plucky team. The underdogs hosting an “all-time” college football team in Miami with a national championship on the line. Sound familiar?
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
My weekend reading: @cbrennansports.bsky.social’s “The Miracle of Miami.” I’ve read it before, but such a great look at such a plucky team. The underdogs hosting an “all-time” college football team in Miami with a national championship on the line. Sound familiar?
I can say this from personal experience: There’s not a journalist in America that cared more about owning her beat than SMD. Not a one. Congratulations Susan!
Susan Miller Degnan has been named the 14th recipient of the Football Writers Association of America’s lifetime achievement award.
Former Miami Herald reporter Susan Miller Degnan to receive award for UM football coverage
Susan Miller Degnan has been named the 14th recipient of the Football Writers Association of America’s lifetime achievement award.
bit.ly
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I can say this from personal experience: There’s not a journalist in America that cared more about owning her beat than SMD. Not a one. Congratulations Susan!
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
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For those who don't follow the Fed closely, this is a sick burn and basically the meanest thing they would ever say while still using their hard-to-parse Fed-ese language
BERNANKE/YELLEN/GREENSPAN JOINT STATEMENT:
“.. this is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets ..”
(via @apnews.com)
“.. this is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets ..”
(via @apnews.com)
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
For those who don't follow the Fed closely, this is a sick burn and basically the meanest thing they would ever say while still using their hard-to-parse Fed-ese language
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The reason that markets and other countries can't trust us is Trump v. United States. If you want peace and prosperity then you need court reform.
Trump's actually killing multiple geese that lay golden eggs, not just one, so don't use "the goose that lays the golden egg"
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The reason that markets and other countries can't trust us is Trump v. United States. If you want peace and prosperity then you need court reform.
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Me: wow what a game last night
My boyfriend keeping me humble: *presses play*
My boyfriend keeping me humble: *presses play*
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Me: wow what a game last night
My boyfriend keeping me humble: *presses play*
My boyfriend keeping me humble: *presses play*
