Matthew Beswick
@mbeswick.bsky.social
Writer, director, actor...but finance officer is the one that pays the bills.
If you want an accurate visual interpretation of Frankenstein just download Junji Ito's manga of it
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you want an accurate visual interpretation of Frankenstein just download Junji Ito's manga of it
Can't they fucking stop with the fucking fireworks now until new year? My dog has had two seizures triggered by fireworks stress in the past month
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can't they fucking stop with the fucking fireworks now until new year? My dog has had two seizures triggered by fireworks stress in the past month
I'm sorry @midnightpals.bsky.social but Mary Shelley is going to have to have a word with GDT about using a Byron quote at the end of his Frankenstein film
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm sorry @midnightpals.bsky.social but Mary Shelley is going to have to have a word with GDT about using a Byron quote at the end of his Frankenstein film
Reposted by Matthew Beswick
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
It might be my lack of moral scruples but I truly love people like Joyce Carol Oates and Azealia Banks who sometimes post things I find repugnant but then come out with a total banger in a way that I just have to stan
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It might be my lack of moral scruples but I truly love people like Joyce Carol Oates and Azealia Banks who sometimes post things I find repugnant but then come out with a total banger in a way that I just have to stan
Being anti-Trump is not left-wing bias, it is simply being pro-democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Being anti-Trump is not left-wing bias, it is simply being pro-democracy
Looks like if the government want to change the downfall of the BBC particularly the news department they'd need to force the entire board to resign
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Looks like if the government want to change the downfall of the BBC particularly the news department they'd need to force the entire board to resign
Guys, what if we bought phrenology back?
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Guys, what if we bought phrenology back?
About once a year Joyce Carol Oates brings me unbridled joy through her tweets and no matter what other opinions she has I am grateful for that
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
About once a year Joyce Carol Oates brings me unbridled joy through her tweets and no matter what other opinions she has I am grateful for that
And we all cheered!
Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And we all cheered!
Difficult to know what to think about the BBC resignations. The mistake was careless and heads definitely should have rolled, but what comes next? Lots of talk about someone shaking things up but we don't want to end up with a UK Bari Weiss in charge of BBC News
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Difficult to know what to think about the BBC resignations. The mistake was careless and heads definitely should have rolled, but what comes next? Lots of talk about someone shaking things up but we don't want to end up with a UK Bari Weiss in charge of BBC News
Let's see what all the sexy Frankenstein fuss is about
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Let's see what all the sexy Frankenstein fuss is about
This is how I felt watching The Roses. They die hating each other has pathos. They die after having made up because of an accident, meaningless and manipulative attempt to make you feel sorry for them
GUILLERMO DEL TORO & MIKE FLANAGAN: Well...we think maybe the classic horror novel should be different...
STANLEY KUBRICK: You think "maybe" it should be different. How do you think "maybe" it should be different?
DEL TORO & FLANAGAN: ...a nicer ending?
KUBRICK: a NiCeR eNdiNg???
STANLEY KUBRICK: You think "maybe" it should be different. How do you think "maybe" it should be different?
DEL TORO & FLANAGAN: ...a nicer ending?
KUBRICK: a NiCeR eNdiNg???
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is how I felt watching The Roses. They die hating each other has pathos. They die after having made up because of an accident, meaningless and manipulative attempt to make you feel sorry for them
Nowadays, the test for if you're actually left wing is so simple: Are you regularly posting on twitter? Then you're not left wing.
The Sunday Telegraph featuring 'left-wing' Sonia Sodha.
Sodha currently writes for The Times, or was until the end of October.
Sodha currently writes for The Times, or was until the end of October.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Nowadays, the test for if you're actually left wing is so simple: Are you regularly posting on twitter? Then you're not left wing.
Someone just referred to garlic as spicy...😑
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Someone just referred to garlic as spicy...😑
It's just occurred to me that a bit like Hitchcock's Vertigo leading to generations of misunderstanding what Vertigo is, The Devil Wears Prada has caused a generation to think cerulean is a teal colour because people associate it with the two belts but the cerulean speech is about Andy's blue top
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's just occurred to me that a bit like Hitchcock's Vertigo leading to generations of misunderstanding what Vertigo is, The Devil Wears Prada has caused a generation to think cerulean is a teal colour because people associate it with the two belts but the cerulean speech is about Andy's blue top
This should definitely be a 'should've gone to Specsavers' advert
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This should definitely be a 'should've gone to Specsavers' advert
Does this mean there's now a legal precedent that throwing sandwiches at law enforcement/ICE etc is legal?
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Does this mean there's now a legal precedent that throwing sandwiches at law enforcement/ICE etc is legal?
That was a really good final episode of The Celebrity Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That was a really good final episode of The Celebrity Traitors
Omg, my harmless conspiracy theory that the reason cats looked like that in medieval paintings is just because that's just how cats used to look finally has evidence to back it up!
This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land.
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Omg, my harmless conspiracy theory that the reason cats looked like that in medieval paintings is just because that's just how cats used to look finally has evidence to back it up!
Imagine your claim to fame being that your face broke BBC impartiality rules
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Imagine your claim to fame being that your face broke BBC impartiality rules
I dunno what's up with my new shampoo but it doesn't wash away any of the scalp sebum so I'm just walking around with an itchy scalp all the time
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I dunno what's up with my new shampoo but it doesn't wash away any of the scalp sebum so I'm just walking around with an itchy scalp all the time
Why is it giving one of the private rooms in a Madame's establishment for fine ladies?
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why is it giving one of the private rooms in a Madame's establishment for fine ladies?