Matthew Beswick
mbeswick.bsky.social
Matthew Beswick
@mbeswick.bsky.social
Writer, director, actor...but finance officer is the one that pays the bills.
If you want an accurate visual interpretation of Frankenstein just download Junji Ito's manga of it
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Can't they fucking stop with the fucking fireworks now until new year? My dog has had two seizures triggered by fireworks stress in the past month
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm sorry @midnightpals.bsky.social but Mary Shelley is going to have to have a word with GDT about using a Byron quote at the end of his Frankenstein film
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Reposted by Matthew Beswick
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It might be my lack of moral scruples but I truly love people like Joyce Carol Oates and Azealia Banks who sometimes post things I find repugnant but then come out with a total banger in a way that I just have to stan
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Being anti-Trump is not left-wing bias, it is simply being pro-democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Looks like if the government want to change the downfall of the BBC particularly the news department they'd need to force the entire board to resign
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Guys, what if we bought phrenology back?
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
About once a year Joyce Carol Oates brings me unbridled joy through her tweets and no matter what other opinions she has I am grateful for that
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And we all cheered!
Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Difficult to know what to think about the BBC resignations. The mistake was careless and heads definitely should have rolled, but what comes next? Lots of talk about someone shaking things up but we don't want to end up with a UK Bari Weiss in charge of BBC News
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Let's see what all the sexy Frankenstein fuss is about
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is how I felt watching The Roses. They die hating each other has pathos. They die after having made up because of an accident, meaningless and manipulative attempt to make you feel sorry for them
GUILLERMO DEL TORO & MIKE FLANAGAN: Well...we think maybe the classic horror novel should be different...

STANLEY KUBRICK: You think "maybe" it should be different. How do you think "maybe" it should be different?

DEL TORO & FLANAGAN: ...a nicer ending?

KUBRICK: a NiCeR eNdiNg???
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nowadays, the test for if you're actually left wing is so simple: Are you regularly posting on twitter? Then you're not left wing.
The Sunday Telegraph featuring 'left-wing' Sonia Sodha.

Sodha currently writes for The Times, or was until the end of October.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me flirting
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Someone just referred to garlic as spicy...😑
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's just occurred to me that a bit like Hitchcock's Vertigo leading to generations of misunderstanding what Vertigo is, The Devil Wears Prada has caused a generation to think cerulean is a teal colour because people associate it with the two belts but the cerulean speech is about Andy's blue top
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This should definitely be a 'should've gone to Specsavers' advert
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Does this mean there's now a legal precedent that throwing sandwiches at law enforcement/ICE etc is legal?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
That was a really good final episode of The Celebrity Traitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Omg, my harmless conspiracy theory that the reason cats looked like that in medieval paintings is just because that's just how cats used to look finally has evidence to back it up!
This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land.

www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Imagine your claim to fame being that your face broke BBC impartiality rules
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I dunno what's up with my new shampoo but it doesn't wash away any of the scalp sebum so I'm just walking around with an itchy scalp all the time
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Why is it giving one of the private rooms in a Madame's establishment for fine ladies?
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM