Matthew Beswick
mbeswick.bsky.social
Matthew Beswick
@mbeswick.bsky.social
Writer, director, actor...but finance officer is the one that pays the bills.
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I think one way to actually puncture Trump is if all the EU and UK countries withdrew from the World Cup. He cannot stand not being the cultural centre of things (hence the Trump-Kennedy Center) and I think this would actually hurt him
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Big Brother and the Minority Report were good actually and should be combined into one machine run by AI
Shabana Mahmood here, and the vibes are not getting better.
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Maybe it's a generational thing (aka I'm old) but I really don't understand the mindset from certain queer people that they won't consume queer media unless it has a happy ending. Most recently encountered with people discussing Pillion which doesn't even have a sad ending, more bittersweet
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
You know when Faith possesses Buffy and practises talking like her in front of the mirror with variations of 'you can't do that, it's wrong'? That's what I'm reminded of when Keir Starmer says Trump is wrong to take Greenland and impose tariffs etc. it just all feels so fake and futile
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Matthew Beswick
liberal columnists: idk why keir starmer is so hated.

answer:
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
28 Years Later was good. Now I might go see The Bone Temple at the cinema although Jimmy Saville cosplay makes me feel a little sick
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Frankenstein by Rina Sawayama

'Put me together one more time
Love me forever, fix me right
I could be your Frankenstein, Frankenstein'
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Kremlin Dusk by Utada Hikaru

'All along I was searching for my Lenore
In the words of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe
Now I'm sober and nevermore
Will the Raven come to bother me at home?'
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Suddenly words are violence when it suits them
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I will say to the lovely HR boys to use the tenet of the fashion world and look at their weekly schedule and take one thing off before they proceed with the week. They don't need to do everything just because it's offered to them
January 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
name your fave film from a woman director (again gone for four)
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Sorry not sorry but Hudson Williams model walk was bad. That's okay he's an actor not a model. We don't have to pretend everything him and Connor do is spectacular because we like HR. Let them be human
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I've never seen him look happier...the joy of a child who's just learned to use the potty
It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I hope they get the Hans Zimmer from the Interstellar soundtrack described by honest trailers as him 'falling asleep on his organ'. One of the worst OSTs of all time
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character; WRONG answers only.
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I truly hope Drumpf dies in office because the moderate democrats need to see he is part of the machine and all the terrible stuff will continue without him and then they might face up to the need for radical change. If the Dems just beat Trump in an election it'll be business as usual
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This is how I learned Joel Edgerton is Australian... usually I'm pretty up on these things but he's slipped through the net. I always thought he was a Brit
What’s your favorite cozy, comfort movie? ☕ Joel Edgerton, Park Chan-wook, Thora Birch, Hikari, Kleber Mendonça Filho, Kumail Nanjiani and more at the 2026 BAFTA Tea Party share their picks.
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Clean Christian Comedian here. Yes I support the LGB: the Lord God Believers
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only thing hung is my savior on the cross
Clean Christian Comedian here. My only F word is Faith.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I wish nothing but the best strains of salmonella on the rich dining at Michelin restaurants
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Frasier or Miles?
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I cannot cope with my job any longer I swear to g-d
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Writing dialogue
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.

I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.

No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at

Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
'The nipples are the eyes of the face'
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM