McButtsTheCrimeDog
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Branch, 33, a weirdo, and the shitpostinest queero ya ever did see.
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
The wonderful thing about my name being fully legally changed is that all those data broker sites have my deadname down but not my current legal name so people who may have known me under that name can only see my parents' landline phone number and my first address after they kicked me out.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The wonderful thing about my name being fully legally changed is that all those data broker sites have my deadname down but not my current legal name so people who may have known me under that name can only see my parents' landline phone number and my first address after they kicked me out.
I feel bad for anyone who ties their self worth to their appearance but I don't feel so bad that I will let them drag me down with them.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I feel bad for anyone who ties their self worth to their appearance but I don't feel so bad that I will let them drag me down with them.
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Spank me harder mod daddy. Ooooooh yeah ban me so goooooooooood.
I just want anyone who mods anywhere I am to think of this when they see me. >:P
I just want anyone who mods anywhere I am to think of this when they see me. >:P
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Spank me harder mod daddy. Ooooooh yeah ban me so goooooooooood.
I just want anyone who mods anywhere I am to think of this when they see me. >:P
I just want anyone who mods anywhere I am to think of this when they see me. >:P
My cat took a dump the size of his head last night and he did not bury it. I don't even blame him. That looks like it felt bad coming out.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My cat took a dump the size of his head last night and he did not bury it. I don't even blame him. That looks like it felt bad coming out.
You are gay. (18 yo me already knows I'm gay. There's just nothing I could say that'd make it easier to bear.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
You are gay. (18 yo me already knows I'm gay. There's just nothing I could say that'd make it easier to bear.)
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Why
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why
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LOLLLLLL
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
LOLLLLLL
Some of y'all need to learn how to take criticism but even more of you need to learn which criticism you need to violently REJECT.
Someone criticizing you for being rude to waitstaff is totally valid, don't do that. Someone criticizing you for not hating certain kinksters is shit. Reject it.
Someone criticizing you for being rude to waitstaff is totally valid, don't do that. Someone criticizing you for not hating certain kinksters is shit. Reject it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some of y'all need to learn how to take criticism but even more of you need to learn which criticism you need to violently REJECT.
Someone criticizing you for being rude to waitstaff is totally valid, don't do that. Someone criticizing you for not hating certain kinksters is shit. Reject it.
Someone criticizing you for being rude to waitstaff is totally valid, don't do that. Someone criticizing you for not hating certain kinksters is shit. Reject it.
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
A couple nights ago, an unarmed black man was shot to death in his own home. Police entered the home without him even knowing, he walked out, was shouted at to put something down and less than a second later he had a clip drained into him. I've seen the body cam.
www.facebook.com/share/p/16XG...
www.facebook.com/share/p/16XG...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A couple nights ago, an unarmed black man was shot to death in his own home. Police entered the home without him even knowing, he walked out, was shouted at to put something down and less than a second later he had a clip drained into him. I've seen the body cam.
www.facebook.com/share/p/16XG...
www.facebook.com/share/p/16XG...
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Cis people should have no influence or power in trans spaces, no matter how good of an ally they are, how many trans people know and trust them, or who they're fucking. Online or offline. This is the hill I will die on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cis people should have no influence or power in trans spaces, no matter how good of an ally they are, how many trans people know and trust them, or who they're fucking. Online or offline. This is the hill I will die on.
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Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
![An ad for the Friend AI pendant that is, according to a post on Redditt, at the Fullerton CTA stop. The ad reads, "friend. [frend] noun. someone who listens, responds, and supports you." A person has written, "AI is not your friend" over the image of the pendant.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uufz3dvrdnbm6ptii46y7j7u/bafkreidv2q5m54fchg5zocga7igukl6rlss4mdzxlkkcklw5wnrc7sccga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
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GF: Think about it, a moving company called Salt-Pillar Movers. For when you don’t want to look back.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
GF: Think about it, a moving company called Salt-Pillar Movers. For when you don’t want to look back.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
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I've been saying this since LLMs first started gaining traction - their entire model of "intelligence" is based on outdated neurological theories which have BEEN outdated for a long time, and which they cling to despite their obvious falseness because they imply making AGI is easier than the reality
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've been saying this since LLMs first started gaining traction - their entire model of "intelligence" is based on outdated neurological theories which have BEEN outdated for a long time, and which they cling to despite their obvious falseness because they imply making AGI is easier than the reality
Do you think in the bluey universe, humans are wild animals
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do you think in the bluey universe, humans are wild animals
Robert, it's pissing me off
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Robert, it's pissing me off
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is it good when your product becomes hip slang for “bullshit”
September 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
is it good when your product becomes hip slang for “bullshit”
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
Weird thing about my childhood is that I was the only child in my family with that last name. Because my father had 3 sisters and their children had their father's last name and my mother had 3 brothers (one died when i was young but he was also gay so..., another never had kids, the last one did)
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Weird thing about my childhood is that I was the only child in my family with that last name. Because my father had 3 sisters and their children had their father's last name and my mother had 3 brothers (one died when i was young but he was also gay so..., another never had kids, the last one did)
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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(I take venlafaxine in real life.)
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
(I take venlafaxine in real life.)
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.