McButtsTheCrimeDog
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
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Branch, 33, a weirdo, and the shitpostinest queero ya ever did see. They/Them Trans rights, bitches. Here for the silly vibes Please insert $20 USD to continue
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mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
bred by irresponsible breeders looking to make a buck off of them. Do you see the parallel?
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Just realized there was an additional layer to the rainbow snakes in A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. The color they are is a real color of a color morph of some captive snakes. It never appears in the wild and is 100% bred into them. Annnnnnnd it causes a BUNCH of health issues and is only
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
I think that's irrelevant. It has all the telltale signs of being mass produced.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
What really ties this all together is the fact that it's clearly store bought
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
The only healthy meal according to some people is literally just raw vegetables and honestly? That's sad.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
The reason they say so many adults are functionally illiterate is that someone just used THIS picture as a "source" for their claim that Scott Cawthon donated to Trevor Project. This screenshot of an article is not a source and also it does not claim that he did donate. It speculates. Jfc
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
LMAO THIS IS NOTHING. This is so nothing that you actually can't be anything but trolling rn
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Also, no one is trying to make them feel bad. I want them to use their souls to make the morally correct decision to either forego seeing the movie or do so in a way that will not put money in a transphobe's pocket. If seeing it makes you feel bad, that's between you and jiminy cricket.
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mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
My best friend is sick. He had to cancel sushi today. Rescheduling asap.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Can't stop thinking about how my cat literally killed a mouse today without any obvious puncture marks. The fat turd probably sat on it to death.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
You do realize that the entire reason it sold half as well as it did is because a bunch of 4channers bought multiple copies to drive up sales, right? Like literally they were bragging about it. Of the people who bought it to actually play, it would not have made a profit.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Pirating is a 100% ethical alternative to seeing this in theaters btw. You can still see the movie if you just wait a few days for the sites to have a workable copy of it.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
The money from this film that Scott Cawthon receives will be directly given to people trying to harm trans people. I can't make you do anything with that information but I want you to remember this when you're in the theater and see the movie. Was it worth it?
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BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
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MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Like Chicago had Joan Jett one year and that's cool but like is it worth it? No. It's not.
All it really does is attract the wrong crowd and make pride into something it shouldn't be.
Pride is a demonstration, not a party. Too many of you have forgotten this. Pride is a protest. So protest.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Spending a shit ton of money to get whoever the fuck to perform when the majority of people don't give a fuck. It's usually some drag king from that one youtube game show drag king version of drag race. Literally this year that was the main guest in my city. And yes, sometimes it's someone cool
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Or get PISSED. But keep going. Tell them you don't come to pride to see semi famous people perform or to spend money on corporations. Tell them you come there to spend time with other queer people and you'd go with or without all the bells and whistles. Make it impossible for them to defend
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Having corporate sponsors for pride. And the organizers will tell you they can't afford to do it alone. Tell them to scale back what insane shit they do and ask for community donations because anything else is lining their pockets and you won't stand for it. Watch how quickly they either ignore you
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
I just need you to remember that, at the end of the day, no corporation cares about you. No, not even Ben and Jerry's. They care about their image. Most of the stuff Ben and Jerry's did was extremely performative and even the stuff that mattered they don't do anymore. This is why we say fuck
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To move again. Poor mouse never stood a chance.
mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Used a paper plate and a plastic cup. Immediately discarded it and then fed him early breakfast. He's a good little hunter and he's doing what's in his blood. I am lucky to have a cat so willing to eliminate pests, although I suspect he thought it was a toy. He kept looking at it like he expected it
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Woke up to piss and found my cat possessively moving a suspiciously real looking mouse. Sighed and went piss. We haven't had real mice to deal with in nearly 6 years but I firmly remember him being an excellent hunter. Went and checked it out. Yep, dead. Took it from him, much to his dismay.