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Southeast Portland. Nothing really interesting to say. Profligate liker of PDX related posts. Priority to cats and plants in times of relative peace.
Zone 8b denier. Blow up I-5 and rebuild Albina. We will hide you in our attic.
Larry loves blanket
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The U.S Coast Guard has promised to indefinitely return a life-saving rescue helicopter to its facility at Newport’s Municipal Airport, Oregon’s two U.S. senators said Thursday, capping weeks of angst in the town ahead of a dangerous crab fishing season.
Rescue helicopter will return, remain in Newport, Oregon’s US senators say • Oregon Capital Chronicle
A representative of the homeland security department gave “full backup” to the Coast Guard’s assurances, said U.S. Sen. Jeff Merkley.
buff.ly
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thanks, Ron!
Some great news: I just got off the phone with the U.S. Coast Guard, who has returned the rescue helicopter to Newport and promised to keep it there. This is a big win to keep fishermen and the Newport community safe.
Oregon is suing the Trump administration for relocating, without notice, a Coast Guard rescue helicopter that has saved lives in dangerous waters near Newport. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is a very encouraging step towards reparations and repair, and it would be great to see this groundwork pave the way towards full right of return for any survivors and their descendants
"Together, these sites comprise over seven acres that will anchor a generational effort to restore Albina as a center of creativity and learning. They are projected to generate hundreds of jobs and nearly $700 million in economic impact to the Portland metro area in the initial phases."
1803 Fund Announces Nearly $70 Million in Historic Real Estate Investments to Shape Albina’s Next Century
The latest investments include the purchase and future redevelopment of two significant districts in Albina designed to transform lives with...
theskanner.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There’s a fine line between clever and stupid, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Not traveling east of the I-5 corridor
Actually in the spirit of this conversation, what’s a decision you made about a past Thanksgiving holiday that really paid off? I think people often feel trapped by their lives. Sharing our experiences can liberate us from that sense of claustrophobia.
On the most recent episode of VIBE CHECK, we answer listener questions about Thanksgiving, most importantly “do you go celebrate with the family members you don’t even like?”
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Kudos to the Mercury for keeping track of who works for the oligarchs who've run Portland since the beginning. www.portlandmercury.com/opinion/2025...
Wm. Steven Humphrey's Adventures in Newspapering
[What follows is one of the many merry articles in the Mercury's Winter Guide 2025. Find a print copy here, subscribe to get a copy mailed to you here, and if you're feeling generous this holiday seas...
www.portlandmercury.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ok so this time of year does have some tangible benefits
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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A historic settlement returns $8.5 million and land to Black families in Portland, Oregon, who were displaced by a decades-old redevelopment scheme — and sets a precedent for cities nationwide.
‘We Opened a Door Nobody Knew Existed’: How Displaced Black Families Won Reparations in Portland
A historic settlement returns $8.5 million and land to Black families displaced by a decades-old redevelopment scheme — and sets a precedent for cities nationwide.
newsletter.mariannedhenin.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
tech bros being defeated by English majors would be the most perfect conclusion for this particular arc of history
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Once again confirming my hypothesis that the postal service is our greatest public institution
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
sure why not
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Buying leeks by the pound and then most of the leeks get chopped off and tossed in the green bin
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Uh oh
Softbank sold all it's Nvidia stock (www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/s...)

Michael Burry of The Big Short fame's stock portfolio is now ONLY short positions in Nvidia & Palantir (www.ft.com/content/7fe1...)

Peter Thiel sold all his Nvidia stock (& 76% of his Tesla, but that's just deliciously petty) (👇🏾)
Peter Thiel dumps top AI stock, stirring bubble fears
A quiet selloff raises fresh questions about AI’s surge.
www.thestreet.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
OPB says the whale isn’t going to make it and I’m really, really bummed about this
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wild that every problem in our nation is somehow always the fault of the people with the least amount of wealth, power, or political influence
HUD Secretary Scott Turner: "I want to get to the root: over 12 million illegal aliens came into our country, which has put a great strain on our housing supply and affordability."
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We need a complete overhaul of the way introductory economics is taught to business majors
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Larry update!
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Quite the Google News headline feed
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM