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Pumpkin Appreciator

@miatadork.bsky.social

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Cat-haver, Bikes, Chill Driver Miata Trackrat Trans rights are non-negotiable Yall means All Southerner / Liberal Redneck

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · May 24

Turns 13 thru 17, coming off the back straight at about 110mph, about top speed for my little car.

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 3h

He's a disgusting freak. 100%

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 4h

5 of them. I too am a grey mammal.

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 4h

I love lotus root

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 7h

Hearty no

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah but if he fought Superman, he wouldn't be able to get out of bed for a week.

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 7h

Found another one

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 7h

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I guessed the other 2 models first. Should have gone in the other order 🤷
www.playcardle.com

Cardle

Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.

www.playcardle.com

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 7h

You can only bring so many cigarettes to Antarctica 🤷

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 8h

Good Burger is so funny, and I didn't see it until I was an adult.

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 8h

Public
Towel
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 8h

The Omaha Daily News
July 6,1907

DOESN'T A PUBLIC TOWEL GET DIRTY SOON ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU WIPING YOUR SHOES ON IT?!!!
I'LL JUST KNOT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK SO YOU WON'T FORGET!!!!

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 9h

everyone would like to have.

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 9h

Orange County NC, early evening sun about to set over a misty cow field

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 10h

I dunno man it was just layin here

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 11h

We just finished Alien Earth, and all I could think about Not-Mark Zuckerberg's body guards who just stood there in the face of danger while he minced around pontificating bullshit while everything collapsed is no they wouldn't.

Errant @errantv.bsky.social · 1d

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own bunker, who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves.'

The techbros will be the first to be torn to pieces by mobs if society collapses

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 11h

Good thing my kid can't buy a car and has no money

A text response from my kid, "It looks awesome", "I'd pay a grand"

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 11h

Oh yeah, that Soviet study was very interesting.

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 11h

Sometimes a rabid fox won't show fear.

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 11h

My kid just sent me this.

Lol my God.
bringatrailer.com/listing/2002...

No Reserve: 2002 Honda Civic Custom 3-Wheeler

Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 2002 Honda Civic Custom 3-Wheeler at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #215,823.

bringatrailer.com

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 14h

I saw a pumpkin

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 16h

Something that is said right before someone becomes a cat person

Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 16h

A man sits in a chair inside his home next to a large window while outside it is clearly winter with snow everywhere. He’s kind of slumped in the chair wearing a collared shirt and a V-neck sweater and what appears to be a remote control in one hand as he resignedly replies , “Because I refuse to become a cat person.”

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 16h

I really can't disassemble most guns much more than field stripping. I wonder if my gunsmith charges extra for biohazards?

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Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 16h

This is what you want
Source: Steam share.google/esKBV6zdR9qt...
It's got a bit of everything but boy does it do a great job of conveying how shitty old cars drive.

BeamNG.drive on Steam

A dynamic soft-body physics vehicle simulator capable of doing just about anything.

share.google

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 1d

that's a great cover