Mike Vogel
@michaelvogel1.bsky.social
Husband and Father of 3 from MN. Compliance Attorney. Mostly here for parenting jokes and baking posts.
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Mike Vogel
@michaelvogel1.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Wife: (making eyes at me) Hey, babe. It's Friday night. The kids are in bed. You know what that means...
Me: yup. Let's get our chores done and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Wife: oh yeah
(We high five)
Me: yup. Let's get our chores done and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Wife: oh yeah
(We high five)
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Kid: Is this a parrot?
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Kid: Is this a parrot?
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
Me: no
Kid: but it sais what I say
Me: It's an old tape recorder
Kid: What does it eat?
Me: Cassettes
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*my kid being dramatic*
Me: Save the drama for...someone else's mama.
Me: Save the drama for...someone else's mama.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*my kid being dramatic*
Me: Save the drama for...someone else's mama.
Me: Save the drama for...someone else's mama.
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: Hopefully somewhere your email can't find me.
Me: Hopefully somewhere your email can't find me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: Hopefully somewhere your email can't find me.
Me: Hopefully somewhere your email can't find me.
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5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
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I keep accidentally buying ice cream that my kids don’t like and then having to eat it myself because no one else will, over and over again
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I keep accidentally buying ice cream that my kids don’t like and then having to eat it myself because no one else will, over and over again
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One day I will be able to wash a ladle and not spray water all over myself but today is not that day.
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
One day I will be able to wash a ladle and not spray water all over myself but today is not that day.
Me: (Putting back dishwasher filter that I cleaned for the first time in at least 3 months) I'm going to totally remember to do this weekly from now on!!
Dishwasher Filter: Uh-Huh! See you in 3 months...
Dishwasher Filter: Uh-Huh! See you in 3 months...
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: (Putting back dishwasher filter that I cleaned for the first time in at least 3 months) I'm going to totally remember to do this weekly from now on!!
Dishwasher Filter: Uh-Huh! See you in 3 months...
Dishwasher Filter: Uh-Huh! See you in 3 months...
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Aurora in southern New Mexico!
Not visible to the eye, but bright to the camera!
Grab your cell phone!
#aurora #spaceweather #newmexico #photography #astrophotography #technology #Space
Not visible to the eye, but bright to the camera!
Grab your cell phone!
#aurora #spaceweather #newmexico #photography #astrophotography #technology #Space
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aurora in southern New Mexico!
Not visible to the eye, but bright to the camera!
Grab your cell phone!
#aurora #spaceweather #newmexico #photography #astrophotography #technology #Space
Not visible to the eye, but bright to the camera!
Grab your cell phone!
#aurora #spaceweather #newmexico #photography #astrophotography #technology #Space
Minnesota is getting an epic #Aurora show right now!!
(Taken from Brooklyn Park, MN)
#NorthernLights #AuroraBorealis
(Taken from Brooklyn Park, MN)
#NorthernLights #AuroraBorealis
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Minnesota is getting an epic #Aurora show right now!!
(Taken from Brooklyn Park, MN)
#NorthernLights #AuroraBorealis
(Taken from Brooklyn Park, MN)
#NorthernLights #AuroraBorealis
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A comic about growing up!
BONUS Panel below! 👇
BONUS Panel below! 👇
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A comic about growing up!
BONUS Panel below! 👇
BONUS Panel below! 👇
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
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'Twas the night before #Halloween, when all through the house, was the hum of a sewing machine and a grumble and grouse! 🎃
BONUS Panel below! 👇
BONUS Panel below! 👇
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
'Twas the night before #Halloween, when all through the house, was the hum of a sewing machine and a grumble and grouse! 🎃
BONUS Panel below! 👇
BONUS Panel below! 👇
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I don’t understand why people hire plumbers for small repairs; it’s only taken me $40, 3 trips to Home Depot, the unnecessary replacement of one perfectly fine part, and I’m 85% sure I’ll have this figured out by next week
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don’t understand why people hire plumbers for small repairs; it’s only taken me $40, 3 trips to Home Depot, the unnecessary replacement of one perfectly fine part, and I’m 85% sure I’ll have this figured out by next week
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the origin story of the cabbage patch kids is terrifying
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the origin story of the cabbage patch kids is terrifying
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Me: Move your cup away from the edge of the table so you don't knock it off the table.
*8yo doesn't listen and knocks cup over a few minutes later*
8yo: Whoa, how'd you know that would happen? Are you psychic?
Me: No, I'm a mom.
*8yo doesn't listen and knocks cup over a few minutes later*
8yo: Whoa, how'd you know that would happen? Are you psychic?
Me: No, I'm a mom.
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Me: Move your cup away from the edge of the table so you don't knock it off the table.
*8yo doesn't listen and knocks cup over a few minutes later*
8yo: Whoa, how'd you know that would happen? Are you psychic?
Me: No, I'm a mom.
*8yo doesn't listen and knocks cup over a few minutes later*
8yo: Whoa, how'd you know that would happen? Are you psychic?
Me: No, I'm a mom.
Have kids so you get to hear wonderful sentences such as, "This seat is warm... because I farted in it!!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have kids so you get to hear wonderful sentences such as, "This seat is warm... because I farted in it!!"