Milli Vanilla
@millivanilla.bsky.social
I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food.
Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Pinned
A bee sting to the penis can enlarge it permanently.
Maybe hold off buying honey for a while, on account of all the dicks being stuck in hives.
Two Whiskey distillers compete for market share and each other’s affections
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
Two development randomistas develop a secret love affair in the field
Treated Rivalry
Treated Rivalry
The two best shitposters on Bluesky secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Two Whiskey distillers compete for market share and each other’s affections
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
The kids are alright.
Texas man arrested after he started fight with high schoolers who walked out of class to protest ICE www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The kids are alright.
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A guide to craft jewellery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads.
a medical triage process called Maslow's Hierarchy of Bleeds
A high-end horse trader called Maslow's Hierarchy of Steeds
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
A guide to craft jewellery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads.
I was amazed at how hard it was to choose a shortlist but, in the end, there was a clear winner.
🎶The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold🎶
If you tolerate this your children will be next - The Manic Street Preachers
🎶The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold🎶
If you tolerate this your children will be next - The Manic Street Preachers
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I was amazed at how hard it was to choose a shortlist but, in the end, there was a clear winner.
🎶The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold🎶
If you tolerate this your children will be next - The Manic Street Preachers
🎶The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold🎶
If you tolerate this your children will be next - The Manic Street Preachers
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A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
The truth must be told.
Also, if I remember my Ancient Greek, Helen’s brother’s name Polydeuces translates as “Many Shits”.
Also, if I remember my Ancient Greek, Helen’s brother’s name Polydeuces translates as “Many Shits”.
If Christopher Nolan doesn't show Helen of Troy being hatched from an egg after her mother slept with a swan then it just shows he hates Western Civilization.
These people do get that this is mythology right? Not sure the colour of her skin is the biggest issue here.
These people do get that this is mythology right? Not sure the colour of her skin is the biggest issue here.
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
The truth must be told.
Also, if I remember my Ancient Greek, Helen’s brother’s name Polydeuces translates as “Many Shits”.
Also, if I remember my Ancient Greek, Helen’s brother’s name Polydeuces translates as “Many Shits”.
So Macquarie Bank’s new AI is named ‘Q’.
a man covering his mouth with his hands while wearing a red jacket
Alt: The character ‘Q’ from various Star Trek episodes, giving a double handed chef’s kiss.
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
So Macquarie Bank’s new AI is named ‘Q’.
Must be a big fucking rocket.
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Must be a big fucking rocket.
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Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Had to look this up. Nature is metal as fuck.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Had to look this up. Nature is metal as fuck.
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
News just in: Canada declares war on the People’s Republic of Rory, then promptly apologises, and just decides to frown a bit.
It’s fucking insane that Clamato is still a product. Yes, you can make a Caesar, but I’m not Canadian. It’s a gross flavor.
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 AM
News just in: Canada declares war on the People’s Republic of Rory, then promptly apologises, and just decides to frown a bit.
Kansas politicians having a normal one, spending lots of time thinking about toilets and other people’s genitals.
1. The most extreme anti-trans bill ever proposed is currently rocketing through the Kansas legislature.
It would empower bounty hunters to search for trans people in bathrooms, even in private businesses, and sue them for large sums of money.
The House is voting on it today.
It would empower bounty hunters to search for trans people in bathrooms, even in private businesses, and sue them for large sums of money.
The House is voting on it today.
Kansas Advancing Anti-Trans Bill Allowing Bounty Hunters To Patrol Private Business Bathrooms
The bill, which is racing through the Kansas legislature, stands a significant chance of passing the Senate.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Kansas politicians having a normal one, spending lots of time thinking about toilets and other people’s genitals.
I expect the “anti-immigration protesters” are too clueless to understand the irony, on this day of all days.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australia news live: clashes between anti-immigration and Invasion Day protesters in Melbourne; Ley dismisses leadership speculation as ‘media frenzy’
Follow live
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I expect the “anti-immigration protesters” are too clueless to understand the irony, on this day of all days.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Early social media cat pic.
Part 190 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Nazca Kitty Glyph discovered dates to 200 B.C. to 100 BC
Nazca Kitty Glyph discovered dates to 200 B.C. to 100 BC
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Early social media cat pic.
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This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
Quote post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Quote post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
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Maybe they could just show him some of the Empire Strikes Back footage, and tell him it’s Greenland.
an at at robot is walking through the snow in a snowy field .
Alt: An ATAT robot is walking through the snow on Hoth, and crashes to the ground.
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Maybe they could just show him some of the Empire Strikes Back footage, and tell him it’s Greenland.
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Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
This artist’s work is reminiscent of ‘Immersion (Piss Christ)’, by the American artist and photographer Andres Serrano.
GET PISSED ON, FOOS! “They threw piss, make sure to write that down!” BORTAC agent in Minneapolis says a bottle of alleged urine was thrown at his vehicle earlier.
“Someone threw a bottle of piss and it went all inside the vehicle” the agent told me.
“That’s the peaceful protesters” he adds.
“Someone threw a bottle of piss and it went all inside the vehicle” the agent told me.
“That’s the peaceful protesters” he adds.
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This artist’s work is reminiscent of ‘Immersion (Piss Christ)’, by the American artist and photographer Andres Serrano.
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if you die on bsky you don’t die in real life but you also don’t get your dignity back
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if you die on bsky you don’t die in real life but you also don’t get your dignity back
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Triggered by seeing Easter eggs in a supermarket in January.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Triggered by seeing Easter eggs in a supermarket in January.