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Milli Vanilla

@millivanilla.bsky.social

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I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food. Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · Sep 2

Maybe hold off buying honey for a while, on account of all the dicks being stuck in hives.

Amazing Facts @amazingfacts.bsky.social · Sep 2

A bee sting to the penis can enlarge it permanently.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 1d

And so it begins.

Family of ducks crossing Perth freeway cause peak-hour pile up

Six cars are caught in a pile-up as a family of ducks attempts to cross busy Kwinana Freeway during the morning peak hour in Perth.

www.abc.net.au

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 1d

This is the sort of thing that comes to mind when people mention “Traditional British Values”.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 2d

🎶I’m gonna keep on building with my pink power drill🎶

Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 2d

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 3d

But he did such a great job in [insert film name] /s

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 4d

My toddler read that article and was devastated, asking “Father, why is the world so full of incompetent deception?”. Tearily, I replied “Because everything is shit, my dear child.”

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 4d

Bringing Archimedes’ death ray into the 21st century seems like a really bad idea.

David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 4d

Whisper: Maybe we should stop messing with the radiative balance of Earth.

Plan to Reflect Sunlight to Power Solar Panels at Night Upsets Astronomers

Reflect Orbital aims to launch its first of a planned 4,000 satellites into orbit next year. Scientists worry that it would be “ruinous” for research.

www.bloomberg.com

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 4d

Gunzels are rejoicing worldwide.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 4d

“Now you’ve gone beyond my expertise” - the RFK Jr story, available from all shit bookstores.

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 5d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

They look mean, but I don’t think they’d be involved either.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t think the whales have anything to do with the ivory trade.

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Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

I say we give each of the AIs their own little battlebot and let em fight it out.

The loser gets to stay switched on.

Survival of the shittest and least likely to kill us all.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

How so? They have completely different words next to the mushrooms.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

Good plan. You’ve got my support.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

Inside the sacred cat.

Photo of a black and white domestic short-hair cat up a tree, resting its belly on a branch, with its front and back legs dangling either side of the branch.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

Inside the sacred cat.

Image of a black and white, domestic short-hair cat in a tree, with its belly on a branch, and its front and back legs dangling on either side of the branch.

Milli Vanilla @millivanilla.bsky.social · 5d

I’m sure they will mount a court challenge to the seizures, in the same courts they refuse to recognise. Having travelled there in their vehicle (and woe unto the person who suggests they are driving).