Milli Vanilla
@millivanilla.bsky.social
I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food.
Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Pinned
A bee sting to the penis can enlarge it permanently.
Maybe hold off buying honey for a while, on account of all the dicks being stuck in hives.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
This is such an awesome idea!
I invented this thing called The Utility Mat
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is such an awesome idea!
Too much AI slop can lead to a bad case of…
bot snot
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Too much AI slop can lead to a bad case of…
Ah yes, the ol’ “regulations need to change so I can do heinous shit to make money” argument.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ah yes, the ol’ “regulations need to change so I can do heinous shit to make money” argument.
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Announcing: Order of the Black Chalice, a new TTRPG from Tempest Tome Games featuring Tuesday Knight Games’ Panic! Engine.
The FREE OotBC Demo releases NEXT FRIDAY, 11.28.25. Watch this space for more information about this release!
Art Credit: @maeiart.bsky.social , maeiart.com
The FREE OotBC Demo releases NEXT FRIDAY, 11.28.25. Watch this space for more information about this release!
Art Credit: @maeiart.bsky.social , maeiart.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Announcing: Order of the Black Chalice, a new TTRPG from Tempest Tome Games featuring Tuesday Knight Games’ Panic! Engine.
The FREE OotBC Demo releases NEXT FRIDAY, 11.28.25. Watch this space for more information about this release!
Art Credit: @maeiart.bsky.social , maeiart.com
The FREE OotBC Demo releases NEXT FRIDAY, 11.28.25. Watch this space for more information about this release!
Art Credit: @maeiart.bsky.social , maeiart.com
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Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
Can’t wait for the new McDonalds Mammoth Burger meal.
www.extremetech.com/science/scie...
So, with viable RNA scientists are one step closer to bringing back the Wooly Mammoth
So, with viable RNA scientists are one step closer to bringing back the Wooly Mammoth
Scientists Successfully Extract 40,000-Year-Old RNA From Woolly Mammoth
The ancient pachyderm was preserved in permafrost, providing the most intact RNA ever studied.
www.extremetech.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Can’t wait for the new McDonalds Mammoth Burger meal.
Guys - if it isn’t you, chances are it is a friend or family member.
Speak up, talk about it, call it out, even if it only seems “mild” at the time.
Speak up, talk about it, call it out, even if it only seems “mild” at the time.
Report finds a quarter of women abused by partner
“Until such time as men realise that they don't own their women, nothing's gonna change,"
#nzpol
“Until such time as men realise that they don't own their women, nothing's gonna change,"
#nzpol
Report finds a quarter of women abused by partner
Report shows in Australia and New Zealand, 24.5 percent of women have been sexually or physically abused by a partner.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Guys - if it isn’t you, chances are it is a friend or family member.
Speak up, talk about it, call it out, even if it only seems “mild” at the time.
Speak up, talk about it, call it out, even if it only seems “mild” at the time.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
“Speak biggly, and carry a soft stick” and other quotes that never really took off.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Speak biggly, and carry a soft stick” and other quotes that never really took off.
In testing mental health treatments for clowns, it is important to have an experimental group and a control. One gets the treatment, and the other gets a Pagliaccebo.
In clown testing, it's important to have two treatment groups. One gets a genuine clown, and the other gets a placebozo.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In testing mental health treatments for clowns, it is important to have an experimental group and a control. One gets the treatment, and the other gets a Pagliaccebo.
Vale the whale.
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Vale the whale.
Is it stupidity? I bet it’s stupidity.
Scientists Believe They’ve Found a Groundbreaking New Energy Source–And It’s Virtually Unlimited
You probably walked by it a bunch of times today.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Is it stupidity? I bet it’s stupidity.
A modern day mix of Bond, The Six Million Dollar Man, and Inspector Gadget.
Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A modern day mix of Bond, The Six Million Dollar Man, and Inspector Gadget.
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So here's the favour I want to ask: if this post crosses your feed, please take this chance to support the Gitxsan and Gitanyow by watching our latest HGA and passing it on.
Help us put Ksi Lisims and PRGT on the map 🙏
Help us put Ksi Lisims and PRGT on the map 🙏
Honest Government Ad | Watch out, Canada
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November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So here's the favour I want to ask: if this post crosses your feed, please take this chance to support the Gitxsan and Gitanyow by watching our latest HGA and passing it on.
Help us put Ksi Lisims and PRGT on the map 🙏
Help us put Ksi Lisims and PRGT on the map 🙏
Rage Against the Moschino
Rage Against the Mashing
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Rage Against the Moschino
This is still one of the most amazing things.
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is still one of the most amazing things.
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"Is there sandwich sign?"
"Usul, there is sandwich sign the likes of which even God has never seen."
"Usul, there is sandwich sign the likes of which even God has never seen."
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Is there sandwich sign?"
"Usul, there is sandwich sign the likes of which even God has never seen."
"Usul, there is sandwich sign the likes of which even God has never seen."
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Enjoying the journalists writing “Oh yeah I always knew NEOM was bullshit” today except, you know, they didn’t write that at the time.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Enjoying the journalists writing “Oh yeah I always knew NEOM was bullshit” today except, you know, they didn’t write that at the time.
I feel like there is some kind of link between the infinite electronic monkeys AI models, and the infinite digital monkey pics from the heyday of NFTs.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I feel like there is some kind of link between the infinite electronic monkeys AI models, and the infinite digital monkey pics from the heyday of NFTs.
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This is an excellent lede for a civil complaint. A+
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October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is an excellent lede for a civil complaint. A+
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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