Couch Captain Extraordinare
@misscurly12.bsky.social
Wanderluster by 💓. 2x Chicago marathon finisher '18 &'22. Rescuer of the lone grocery store banana. Cubs. Swearing. I drink places.
Taking a break from Christmas shopping. I'm starting to look more and more like my mom. 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Taking a break from Christmas shopping. I'm starting to look more and more like my mom. 🥹
Bring back internet cafes.
anyway, America needs a version of those places where you just pay a fee at the door and then can hang out as long as you want using their amenities
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bring back internet cafes.
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we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
I would die for this dog.
first holiday season after rescuing my dog, i got to thinking about whether or not she’d seen christmas movies before so i showed her some and here are her reactions: thread
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I would die for this dog.
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
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It’s Thanksgiving-eve in Chicago and it’s snowing with cold settling in for at least a week — likely longer. In a few days Chicago’s sidewalks will be a mix of snow, ice, and slush. This will make it hard for anyone to get around, it’ll be nearly impossible for disabled people, seniors, and others.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s Thanksgiving-eve in Chicago and it’s snowing with cold settling in for at least a week — likely longer. In a few days Chicago’s sidewalks will be a mix of snow, ice, and slush. This will make it hard for anyone to get around, it’ll be nearly impossible for disabled people, seniors, and others.
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I am most angry about Northwestern because their city and their community pushed back and has been fighting overreaching fascism
And they just PAID for give in
And they just PAID for give in
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I am most angry about Northwestern because their city and their community pushed back and has been fighting overreaching fascism
And they just PAID for give in
And they just PAID for give in
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More cowardly bending of the knee from another US institution who should be showing that they would win in court against a government seemingly made up of the worst “lawyers” in the country.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
More cowardly bending of the knee from another US institution who should be showing that they would win in court against a government seemingly made up of the worst “lawyers” in the country.
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If Frank is willing to do this, just imagine the drivel that others are willing to cook up.
This is not in any way okay, and we need to be extremely vigilant — and we need to shame early, often, and loudly when we see it.
This is not in any way okay, and we need to be extremely vigilant — and we need to shame early, often, and loudly when we see it.
We are really entering a new era of not being able to trust any image posted online, and it’s very important that we all are highly suspect of everything we see.
Folks like @frankcalabrese.bsky.social are already using Google’s latest models to post political AI slop and it’s fooling everyone.
Folks like @frankcalabrese.bsky.social are already using Google’s latest models to post political AI slop and it’s fooling everyone.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If Frank is willing to do this, just imagine the drivel that others are willing to cook up.
This is not in any way okay, and we need to be extremely vigilant — and we need to shame early, often, and loudly when we see it.
This is not in any way okay, and we need to be extremely vigilant — and we need to shame early, often, and loudly when we see it.
Never.
curious at what age one is supposed to be able to read/say the word 'spatchcock' without giggling
it sure as hell ain't 41 (or any of the preceding years)
it sure as hell ain't 41 (or any of the preceding years)
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Never.
I didn't want to run your stupid race anyway. 😭
Refreshing my email like.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I didn't want to run your stupid race anyway. 😭
Refreshing my email like.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Refreshing my email like.
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One of Chicago’s great bookstores.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of Chicago’s great bookstores.
Tomorrow we find out if our team gets into the Berlin Marathon. That's all.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tomorrow we find out if our team gets into the Berlin Marathon. That's all.
The blood of the two National Guards men are on the hands of the President and the Gov. Of WV.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The blood of the two National Guards men are on the hands of the President and the Gov. Of WV.
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This Thanksgiving we are so grateful that we get to know turkeys in ways that most people don't. Here are ten awesome things we love about turkeys! 🦃
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This Thanksgiving we are so grateful that we get to know turkeys in ways that most people don't. Here are ten awesome things we love about turkeys! 🦃
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
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Pedestrians suffered highest number of hit-and-run crashes, 42% of them. In 64% of pedestrian fatality cases, the driver was piloting a larger vehicle such as an SUV, pickup truck, or van. IDOT-controlled roads remain among the most dangerous. chi.streetsblog.org/2025/11/25/k...
Key findings from CDOT's annual Chicago Traffic Crashes report - Streetsblog Chicago
The Chicago Department of Transportation’s recently released annual Chicago Traffic Crashes report looks at data from the past several years and discusses the agency’s plan of action to reduce prevent...
chi.streetsblog.org
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pedestrians suffered highest number of hit-and-run crashes, 42% of them. In 64% of pedestrian fatality cases, the driver was piloting a larger vehicle such as an SUV, pickup truck, or van. IDOT-controlled roads remain among the most dangerous. chi.streetsblog.org/2025/11/25/k...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
Just adding to the pie discourse. I present the Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just adding to the pie discourse. I present the Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell.
Today is my Friday and I'm already thrown off.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Today is my Friday and I'm already thrown off.
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feds in st. paul today
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
feds in st. paul today
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In other NEWS: Masked agents took at least 15 street vendors from Chicago during Operation Midway Blitz. “Worst of the worst,” they aren’t. Story by @lauranrodriguez.bsky.social & @zareensyed.bsky.social about neighbors rallying to support culture under attack www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/25/c...
As ICE detains longtime Chicago street vendors with no criminal history, neighbors rally with emergency funds
As longtime vendors quietly disappear from the corners they’ve held for years, community organizations and neighbors are scrambling to support those taken, their families and those still working on…
www.chicagotribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
In other NEWS: Masked agents took at least 15 street vendors from Chicago during Operation Midway Blitz. “Worst of the worst,” they aren’t. Story by @lauranrodriguez.bsky.social & @zareensyed.bsky.social about neighbors rallying to support culture under attack www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/25/c...
Gross.
After more than three years as an outdoor pedestrian space, Glenwood Avenue between Lunt and Morse avenues will soon reopen to car traffic. blockclubchi.co/3Kpj3Eb
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gross.