Author | Lightnews

✨TwinkerKel🧚

@misterkel.ca

1.1K followers 520 following 470 posts

misterkel.ca

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 5d

I wonder if they'll overtake JD Vance. One can hope.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 5d

block this shit

Verified Account Tracker @verified.pds.mmatt.net · 5d

✅ @homelandgov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 5d

Public bus driver era :D

1 1

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 5d

A bag of googly eyes would really improve my situation I think.

Reposted by ✨TwinkerKel🧚

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6d

Me: Do you think Mr. Potato Head’s wife knew he had no legs or was she surprised when he took his shoes off?

Therapist: [5 minutes into my session] I’m sorry, our time is up

6 100 760

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 12d

Toady has been a day of much salmon (and, thus, rejoicing).

Breakfast was a fried egg, Norwegian Nova lox, avomayo, and garlic cream cheese on a toasty Asiago bagel.
Dindin was salmon marinated in herbs, lemon juice, garlic, and olive oil served w/ a Greek-ish salad 😻 #Foodsky #Salmon

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 13d

"Mental health problems don’t define who you are. They are something you experience. You walk in the rain and you feel the rain, but, importantly, you are not the rain." - Matt Haig

1 1

Reposted by ✨TwinkerKel🧚

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 14d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

340 9.1K 29K

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 13d

Mayim 'genocide is ok' Bialik and Charlotte 'diversity is racist toward whites' Rampling in Some Shit I'll Never Watch.

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 13d

"No, you chodes can keep your blood money - you earned it."

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival

Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

variety.com

Reposted by ✨TwinkerKel🧚

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 14d

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

64 560 2.7K

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 15d

I found @memoriamatters.bsky.social 's fursona.

Reposted by ✨TwinkerKel🧚

Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 16d

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

64 2.8K 7.8K

Reposted by ✨TwinkerKel🧚

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 16d

It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 16d

One thing about American's widespread distrust and disapproval of the Supreme Court is that mainstream news coverage mostly doesn't dwell on stuff like standing, so people don't even begin to grasp how rigged the Court truly is www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

Supreme Court Live Updates: Justices Seem Set to Rule Against Colorado’s Ban on Conversion Therapy

www.nytimes.com

120 1.6K 5.4K

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

I know a certain lady who might be interested.

Reposted by ✨TwinkerKel🧚

StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 17d

Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

110 1.6K 4.1K

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

Oh, correction: She's already back! My skepticism was off for once 😅 Colour me surprised.

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

Yup! Supposedly only for 24hr but 🙄

🧵: bsky.app/profile/aman...

Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 17d

The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay

1 2

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

ooo! That one's new to me =) I'll check them out too. Thanks!

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

Plus look at dat little guy 🥺 He's so cute!

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

I've been thinking about joining via this node/server/whatever: lgbtqia.space/explore

I used to run my own but it's such a pain in the ass and if I need to curtail expenses, that thing isn't going to be on the list of things I keep.

I know a couple trans folks that are happy with this one.

LGBTQIA.Space

This is a cute server for all LGBTQIA ppl out there that want a caring and safe environment. If you are part of the LGBTQIA community you are very cordially invited to join this server.

lgbtqia.space

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

"Chat GPM" - jesus xD

Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 23d

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Qw...

1 1 3

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 17d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2R...

2 1 5

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 22d

Just got The Will to Change by Bell Hooks at the #Library today =) They have a system that can loan books from other libraries across the state, love that! My little conservative library is way more accessible than I thought - it just takes time.

✨TwinkerKel🧚 @misterkel.ca · 25d

Ugh, only have my phone right now. I'm betting it'll be worse on my monitors.