Nigel Tufnel
@misterrora.bsky.social
I sell chapeaus, what’s your size?
he/his
he/his
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Let me guess what her blankie is made of.
a group of dalmatian puppies are running out of a window .
ALT: a group of dalmatian puppies are running out of a window .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Let me guess what her blankie is made of.
BREAKING NEWS: My dog is snuggled up to me and is dreaming.
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS: My dog is snuggled up to me and is dreaming.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only.
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Every Thursday Mike Johnson secretly attends underground gay rave under nickname Dildo Elmo. You can see it on his face. Can I prove it? No.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Every Thursday Mike Johnson secretly attends underground gay rave under nickname Dildo Elmo. You can see it on his face. Can I prove it? No.
A woodwind instrument store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds.
A used bookshop called Maslow's Hierarchy of Reads.
A collection of Islamic festivals called Maslov's Hierarchy of Eids.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
A woodwind instrument store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds.
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It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
Chicago!
The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for."
Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so.
www.blautogroup.com/
The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for."
Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so.
www.blautogroup.com/
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Chicago!
The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for."
Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so.
www.blautogroup.com/
The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for."
Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so.
www.blautogroup.com/
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A dog that jumps on people, isn’t housebroken, and won’t respond to commands is poorly trained.
A dog that viciously attacks people is not just “poorly trained.”
This post is not about training dogs.
A dog that viciously attacks people is not just “poorly trained.”
This post is not about training dogs.
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 PM
A dog that jumps on people, isn’t housebroken, and won’t respond to commands is poorly trained.
A dog that viciously attacks people is not just “poorly trained.”
This post is not about training dogs.
A dog that viciously attacks people is not just “poorly trained.”
This post is not about training dogs.
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If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
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Absolutley heartbreaking that parents of a man gunned down by federal agents have to put out a statement because the president and his cowardly minions are defaming their son. We’re way past sick.
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Absolutley heartbreaking that parents of a man gunned down by federal agents have to put out a statement because the president and his cowardly minions are defaming their son. We’re way past sick.
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Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.
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Mr Rogers: "In times of turmoil, look for the helpers."
The helpers are being executed by Trump's private army of thugs.
The helpers are being executed by Trump's private army of thugs.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Mr Rogers: "In times of turmoil, look for the helpers."
The helpers are being executed by Trump's private army of thugs.
The helpers are being executed by Trump's private army of thugs.
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remember, you can yell scream and curse at the political fundraising texts, but DO NOT reply with an actionable threat because the US attorney’s office considers the volunteer batch sending them to be a live human recipient of that message. it’s not just a bot. those cases can and do get charged.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
remember, you can yell scream and curse at the political fundraising texts, but DO NOT reply with an actionable threat because the US attorney’s office considers the volunteer batch sending them to be a live human recipient of that message. it’s not just a bot. those cases can and do get charged.
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This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
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Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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At some point, some media agency has to come out and say the DHS is lying. The video is even more unequivocally unambiguous than Good's murder. Their claims do not even begin to approach the truth.
January 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
At some point, some media agency has to come out and say the DHS is lying. The video is even more unequivocally unambiguous than Good's murder. Their claims do not even begin to approach the truth.
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
(To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.)
January 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
(To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.)
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oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season
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