Misty Massey
@mistymassey.bsky.social
Just a damned scribbling woman. I write about magical pirates, undead gunslingers, and whatever else strikes my fancy. I'm an editor for several small presses, and a cast member on the Authors&Dragons actual play podcast.
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Scorpio: Today you hear the screaming of a thousand damned souls as they cry out in terror. That or the neighbors are having sex again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Scorpio: Today you hear the screaming of a thousand damned souls as they cry out in terror. That or the neighbors are having sex again.
My last few brain cells:
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My last few brain cells:
Post someone who looks good in sunglasses...
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Post someone who looks good in sunglasses...
Don't you hear my call though you're many years away?
Don't you hear me calling you?
Write your letters in the sand for the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew
Don't you hear me calling you?
Write your letters in the sand for the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Don't you hear my call though you're many years away?
Don't you hear me calling you?
Write your letters in the sand for the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew
Don't you hear me calling you?
Write your letters in the sand for the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew
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Feel like Trump was crushing on Mandani so hard that he would've signed off on Medicare for All if Zohran said that Donald was having a good hair day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Feel like Trump was crushing on Mandani so hard that he would've signed off on Medicare for All if Zohran said that Donald was having a good hair day.
We have a release date for the next Zombies Need Brains SF&F anthology SKULL X BONES edited by David B. Coe & Joshua Palmatier! It will start hitting inboxes and mailboxes on December 15th.
Skull X Bones
Skull X Bones - Kindle edition by Smale, Alan, Finlay, C.C., Bledsoe, Alex, Malan, Violette, Belcher, R.S., Brozek, Jennifer, Massey, Misty, Stemple, Adam, Coe, David, Palmatier, Joshua. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Skull X Bones.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We have a release date for the next Zombies Need Brains SF&F anthology SKULL X BONES edited by David B. Coe & Joshua Palmatier! It will start hitting inboxes and mailboxes on December 15th.
I'm old.
How old, you ask?
Every time I see a headline about "Epstein's brother", my brain immediately leaps to Epstein's mother. 😀
How old, you ask?
Every time I see a headline about "Epstein's brother", my brain immediately leaps to Epstein's mother. 😀
a man with an afro is wearing a denim vest and a sleeveless shirt .
ALT: a man with an afro is wearing a denim vest and a sleeveless shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm old.
How old, you ask?
Every time I see a headline about "Epstein's brother", my brain immediately leaps to Epstein's mother. 😀
How old, you ask?
Every time I see a headline about "Epstein's brother", my brain immediately leaps to Epstein's mother. 😀
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong!
1. Writing
2. Belly dancing
3. Baking cookies
1. Writing
2. Belly dancing
3. Baking cookies
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong!
1. Writing
2. LOUD AuDHD trans man
3. ✨ T R A U M A ✨
1. Writing
2. LOUD AuDHD trans man
3. ✨ T R A U M A ✨
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong!
1. Being Crow gremlin. Short sentences, genuine enthusiasm and interest, love you ~and~ what you're eating
2. Gothboy. Trans ver.
3. Living in NYC, maybe?
What else???
1. Being Crow gremlin. Short sentences, genuine enthusiasm and interest, love you ~and~ what you're eating
2. Gothboy. Trans ver.
3. Living in NYC, maybe?
What else???
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong!
1. Writing
2. Belly dancing
3. Baking cookies
1. Writing
2. Belly dancing
3. Baking cookies
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Ulla!
Ulla!
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Ulla!
Ulla!
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. High-dollar heists by stylish, good-looking thieves
2. Fantasy heists by roguish, good-looking thieves
3. Computer heists by nerdy, good-looking thieves
4. Space heists by heroic, good-looking thieves
5. The occasional cheesy romcom
1. High-dollar heists by stylish, good-looking thieves
2. Fantasy heists by roguish, good-looking thieves
3. Computer heists by nerdy, good-looking thieves
4. Space heists by heroic, good-looking thieves
5. The occasional cheesy romcom
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. A stop-motion autopsy.
2. Dragon porn.
3. Whoops, I peed on you, and this is our "meet cute".
4. You awakened an ancient evil and must feed it burritos.
5. Gen X – Here's why we're like this.
1. A stop-motion autopsy.
2. Dragon porn.
3. Whoops, I peed on you, and this is our "meet cute".
4. You awakened an ancient evil and must feed it burritos.
5. Gen X – Here's why we're like this.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. Wet puppets
2. Stuck in remote place with monster (bonus points for body horror elements)
3. Nic Cage
4. Charismatic villain I should hate but 😏
5. Women enjoying satisfying, bloody revenge
1. Wet puppets
2. Stuck in remote place with monster (bonus points for body horror elements)
3. Nic Cage
4. Charismatic villain I should hate but 😏
5. Women enjoying satisfying, bloody revenge
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1. High-dollar heists by stylish, good-looking thieves
2. Fantasy heists by roguish, good-looking thieves
3. Computer heists by nerdy, good-looking thieves
4. Space heists by heroic, good-looking thieves
5. The occasional cheesy romcom
1. High-dollar heists by stylish, good-looking thieves
2. Fantasy heists by roguish, good-looking thieves
3. Computer heists by nerdy, good-looking thieves
4. Space heists by heroic, good-looking thieves
5. The occasional cheesy romcom
The offspring cooked dinner tonight. Yum!
Picked up some bao to go with pork kakuni tonight. The kakuni from my ff14 cookbook has rapidly become my parents favorite of the dishes
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The offspring cooked dinner tonight. Yum!
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No, it’s not time for South Carolina Democrats to give up and start voting for Republicans.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No, it’s not time for South Carolina Democrats to give up and start voting for Republicans.
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Let’s be clear, QAnon terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene’s rehab tour is a total sham, she’s still one of the most evil beings on the planet who has caused considerable harm with her words and actions. All she’s doing is fighting for her own power and wealth. Not today Satan.
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Let’s be clear, QAnon terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene’s rehab tour is a total sham, she’s still one of the most evil beings on the planet who has caused considerable harm with her words and actions. All she’s doing is fighting for her own power and wealth. Not today Satan.
Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
If you see this, quote with a gif of your favorite Pokemon! (Wrong answers only)
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you see this, quote with a gif of your favorite Pokemon! (Wrong answers only)
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
July 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
* Henna
* D&D
* Glitter
* Black cherry Jell-o
* The 1812 Overture (only with the cannons)
* The beach
* Harem pants
* Vinyl records
* Brownies
* Beat Saber
* Henna
* D&D
* Glitter
* Black cherry Jell-o
* The 1812 Overture (only with the cannons)
* The beach
* Harem pants
* Vinyl records
* Brownies
* Beat Saber
Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 Random things you like:
*Fresh garlic naan
*My wife
*My kids
*Packing snow
*Fantasy and sci fi novellas
*Kickstarting books
*Board games
*Writing novels
*Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
*Crisp autumn days
(That was far harder than it should be.)
*Fresh garlic naan
*My wife
*My kids
*Packing snow
*Fantasy and sci fi novellas
*Kickstarting books
*Board games
*Writing novels
*Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
*Crisp autumn days
(That was far harder than it should be.)
Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 Random things you like:
* science
* Autumn
* pineapple jalapeno pepperoni pizza
* 80s movies
* strategy games
* vintage horror films
* sci-fi
* Scrabble
* the seashore
* lentils
* science
* Autumn
* pineapple jalapeno pepperoni pizza
* 80s movies
* strategy games
* vintage horror films
* sci-fi
* Scrabble
* the seashore
* lentils
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
* Henna
* D&D
* Glitter
* Black cherry Jell-o
* The 1812 Overture (only with the cannons)
* The beach
* Harem pants
* Vinyl records
* Brownies
* Beat Saber
* Henna
* D&D
* Glitter
* Black cherry Jell-o
* The 1812 Overture (only with the cannons)
* The beach
* Harem pants
* Vinyl records
* Brownies
* Beat Saber