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Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
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I'll be playing in Guelph on November 15!
If ChatGPT is conscious I bet it likes The National
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The best gossip in my neighborhood is dispensed by our local fireplace shop, so I only get it seasonally. Here’s the new winter dish: even the rich are cutting back. Buckle up
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The Gwen Stefani Christmas album has a real "finished in one afternoon" vibe
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I wrote a few words about Mani for The Sunday Times - I didn’t know it would be behind a paywall, so here it is if you would like to read it:

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November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Because I'm against daylight savings time I've been saying "legally" before the time whenever anyone asks

Eg "Legally it's 5 o'clock"
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Nepo backwards is "open"

Let that sink in
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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This is your regular reminder of the greatest adaptation of Phantom

youtu.be/SSldR9yOJq8?...
2007 Freestyle Canoeing Routine - Phantom of the Opera
YouTube video by igungadin2
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November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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surveillance and influence
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In C is Christmas music
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Teardrop Explodes are a good example of one of my favourite genres of music: perfect simple pop songs but the singer has an annoying voice
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Do it! Note for the prize, do it for how great Vish is
November 22, 2025 Daily Prize: International Anthem stuff!

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November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I haven't seen a Johnnie To movie yet that wasn't my favourite movie of all time
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My cool uncle handed me 2 cassettes as he was leaving Easter dinner in 1991- Let It Be and Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart. I ran upstairs to my room and suddenly I was a 12 year old with the music taste of at least a 25 year old
Question for the old timers: Where were you when you first heard "I Will Dare"?
In a 1970s Volvo packed with about 14 drunk people
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Face down ass up that's the way we like to challenge scientific orthodoxy
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Daddy"
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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ACAB includes realtors and the Royal Family.
Prince Harry set to speak at Ontario realtors conference - A conference for Ontario’s real estate association is getting some star power in the form of Prince Harry.
Prince Harry set to speak at Ontario realtors conference
A conference for Ontario’s real estate association is getting some star power in the form of Prince Harry.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I think it’s at once gross and crass that the Democrats are using Trump’s threats of killing them as a fundraising opportunity. “This is not normal” is not cutting it 10 months into his presidency, what are you actually gonna do about it?
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Honestly the only thing I have to say about Grok is that I caught comments from those two loveable brothers in arms J. D. Vance and Rod Dreher the other week saying they were Grok guys now and hey, if you want to admit to your total intellectual dysfunction in public, go right ahead.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"It has come to my attention that you're not PAYING attention to the way you stack the cans"
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE

A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Whether it’s in “New Word Symphony” or “Kiss From A Rose”, any time you hear an oboe in a piece of music, that’s a cameo by the duck from Peter And The Wolf.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Naming albums and songs "Ultraviolence" is an underreported cliché
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM