m. jackdaw
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Hell yes. Monsterfuckers unite on getting Spread Me a Hugo Award. Do you wish The Thing (1982) was very queer and extremely horny? Do you want a protagonist whose porn of choice is scientific images of viruses at work? Do you, too, long to be torn between "dooming humanity" and your deepest desire?
SPREAD ME is my novella that is best pitched as what if the thing from The Thing wanted to fuck you... and you were a little too into that idea for your own (& humanity's) good? Imagine if this little freak got a Hugo Award
bookshop.org/a/13492/9781...
bookshop.org/a/13492/9781...
Spread Me
Check out Spread Me - <p>An instant <i>USA Today</i> bestseller! Named one of the Best Horror Books of 2025 by <i>Vulture</i>!<br><i><b><br>Spread Me </b></i><b>is a darkly seductive tale of survival ...
bookshop.org
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Hell yes. Monsterfuckers unite on getting Spread Me a Hugo Award. Do you wish The Thing (1982) was very queer and extremely horny? Do you want a protagonist whose porn of choice is scientific images of viruses at work? Do you, too, long to be torn between "dooming humanity" and your deepest desire?
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this sucks so bad i need to remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
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spacepsychologist Aug 1
OP I hope you know that this post is a BIG HIT on the adolescent psych ward. Genuinely very helpful to get kids to start reframing their negative thoughts!!!
guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreieu3y3djtewllxzd5crvxba777n2ofm76bkyilj4tp4m2bbkho6na@jpeg)
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please help pass this link around to stock up this rescue team. people have been released from ice custody injured and improperly clothed. this is to help search teams be prepared
MN Hike and Rescue | Amazon Gift List
www.amazon.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
please help pass this link around to stock up this rescue team. people have been released from ice custody injured and improperly clothed. this is to help search teams be prepared
if there’s one thing I took away from no other choice it’s to become even more rigorous with my dental hygiene jesus h christ
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
if there’s one thing I took away from no other choice it’s to become even more rigorous with my dental hygiene jesus h christ
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
reunion tour is a madison wisconsin coded album because it lets you romanticize being a renter who moves all the time and riding the bus and also its cold
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
reunion tour is a madison wisconsin coded album because it lets you romanticize being a renter who moves all the time and riding the bus and also its cold
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It’s exciting to note they haven’t figured out exactly what’s causing the hallucinations and also that it’s like CONSISTENTLY little dudes.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It’s exciting to note they haven’t figured out exactly what’s causing the hallucinations and also that it’s like CONSISTENTLY little dudes.
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin on Saturday announced an initiative to install more public bathrooms across the city.
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin on Saturday announced an initiative to install more public bathrooms across the city.
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if anyone is looking to help support vulnerable families in minneapolis right now, this north side fundraiser from school communities isn’t getting much attention and could use some boosting
www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...
www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...
Donate to Show love to North Minneapolis families in crisis, organized by Rebecca Iverson
Families in North Minneapolis are being torn apart and terrorized by… Rebecca Iverson needs your support for Show love to North Minneapolis families in crisis
www.gofundme.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
if anyone is looking to help support vulnerable families in minneapolis right now, this north side fundraiser from school communities isn’t getting much attention and could use some boosting
www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...
www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...
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Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?
Previously, several of these companies, like Apple, IBM, and Disney, have paused advertising on X in response to antisemitic content. But antisemitism on X never slowed, sexual abuse imagery increased, and all of these companies quietly resumed advertising anyways.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
Why isn't there a bigger Grok boycott?
Advertisers, politicians, and investors are still all-in on X, despite a sexual abuse crisis.
spitfirenews.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?
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Reminder, Minnesota's Earned Sick and Safe Time provides paid time off if your child's school is closed for public emergency
www.dli.mn.gov/sick-leave
www.dli.mn.gov/sick-leave
Earned sick and safe time (ESST) | Minnesota Department of Labor and Industry
Minnesota law requires employers to provide earned sick and safe time (ESST), a type of paid leave, to workers in the state. FAQs about earned sick and safe time Rulemaking: Earned sick and safe time...
www.dli.mn.gov
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Reminder, Minnesota's Earned Sick and Safe Time provides paid time off if your child's school is closed for public emergency
www.dli.mn.gov/sick-leave
www.dli.mn.gov/sick-leave
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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“When I reached out to Brex to try to understand what its ad meant, no one answered.”
The Year of Subway Slop
AI and nonsense ads trolled us on our commutes.
www.curbed.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
“When I reached out to Brex to try to understand what its ad meant, no one answered.”
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reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
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⚠️ ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED ⚠️
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
⚠️ ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED ⚠️
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
I covered it in confit’d garlic and baked it with herbs and aromatics and broth for an hour at 325 and it turned out great
asking the internet desperately for help here because Google isn’t helpful. how should I actually cook the “oven-browned” Costco turkey breast. I know it’s like meant to be maybe carved cold but like I figure I can just stick it in the oven with foil or some broth????????
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I covered it in confit’d garlic and baked it with herbs and aromatics and broth for an hour at 325 and it turned out great
asking the internet desperately for help here because Google isn’t helpful. how should I actually cook the “oven-browned” Costco turkey breast. I know it’s like meant to be maybe carved cold but like I figure I can just stick it in the oven with foil or some broth????????
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
asking the internet desperately for help here because Google isn’t helpful. how should I actually cook the “oven-browned” Costco turkey breast. I know it’s like meant to be maybe carved cold but like I figure I can just stick it in the oven with foil or some broth????????
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National Dog Show contestant Jolene is relatable on so many levels.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
National Dog Show contestant Jolene is relatable on so many levels.
Demi Adejuyigbe’s pumpkin pie
Costco browned turkey breast
Green bean
Maybe devils egg?
Costco browned turkey breast
Green bean
Maybe devils egg?
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Demi Adejuyigbe’s pumpkin pie
Costco browned turkey breast
Green bean
Maybe devils egg?
Costco browned turkey breast
Green bean
Maybe devils egg?
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My @vanityfair.com oral history of PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES, released on this day in 1987:
'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' at 35: An Oral History of One of the Most Beloved Road Movies Ever Made
Starring Steve Martin and John Candy, the John Hughes road trip comedy had a nearly four-hour runtime at one point. Hear from cast, crew, and Hughes' family about the classic.
www.vanityfair.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My @vanityfair.com oral history of PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES, released on this day in 1987: