melbourne metropolitan busways board
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your travel guide to the other side.
mostly the 4 P's:
public transport, planning, powerlines, Poasting.
wurundjeri lands.
he/him
mostly the 4 P's:
public transport, planning, powerlines, Poasting.
wurundjeri lands.
he/him
it's completely unacceptable that there's only 5 (or 10 if in double file) white kangaroos hauling this sleigh when the song is so fucking explicit that it is SIX white boomers. not 5, not 7, it's *6*
they'll never come back on their Australian run after this kind of disrespect
they'll never come back on their Australian run after this kind of disrespect
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it's completely unacceptable that there's only 5 (or 10 if in double file) white kangaroos hauling this sleigh when the song is so fucking explicit that it is SIX white boomers. not 5, not 7, it's *6*
they'll never come back on their Australian run after this kind of disrespect
they'll never come back on their Australian run after this kind of disrespect
extreme pollen levels have breached the claw. it's so over
#Melbourne grass #pollen forecast for today (Sunday, Nov 2) is Extreme. Get the App for more pollen forecasts: https://airhealth.short.gy/melbournepollen
Note: Other locations within Victoria have an Extreme forecast today.
Note: Other locations within Victoria have an Extreme forecast today.
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
extreme pollen levels have breached the claw. it's so over
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i do want this o'bahn schematic diagram as a full sized poster though
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i do want this o'bahn schematic diagram as a full sized poster though
less than ideal
#Melbourne grass #pollen forecast for today (Tuesday, Oct 28) is High. Get the App for more pollen forecasts: https://airhealth.short.gy/melbournepollen
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October 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
less than ideal
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let my haters be my freighters on the supply chain of success
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
let my haters be my freighters on the supply chain of success
austerity really kicking in
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
austerity really kicking in
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they don't want you to know this but if you scan your VicRoads fidget spinner at certain traffic lights it opens up a secret stonecutters tunnel directly into the CBD
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
they don't want you to know this but if you scan your VicRoads fidget spinner at certain traffic lights it opens up a secret stonecutters tunnel directly into the CBD
I know the state budget is tight but you'd hope for more bus than this
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I know the state budget is tight but you'd hope for more bus than this
meet me under the clocks? 👎⛔🙂↔️❌❌❌
meet me at exit 1? 🗣️🗣️✅✅✅✅👇
meet me at exit 1? 🗣️🗣️✅✅✅✅👇
October 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
meet me under the clocks? 👎⛔🙂↔️❌❌❌
meet me at exit 1? 🗣️🗣️✅✅✅✅👇
meet me at exit 1? 🗣️🗣️✅✅✅✅👇
if you didn't know what Salvos is, secret defence documents being found by the Hutt Valley Salvation Army sounds like one of @drdrehistorian.bsky.social 's Hutt Republics is experiencing a guerilla conflict
October 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
if you didn't know what Salvos is, secret defence documents being found by the Hutt Valley Salvation Army sounds like one of @drdrehistorian.bsky.social 's Hutt Republics is experiencing a guerilla conflict
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I lived in fear of this day, and it’s here. I finally got called out by The Onion
Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I lived in fear of this day, and it’s here. I finally got called out by The Onion
make sure to double up on your antihistamines today folks
#Melbourne grass #pollen forecast for today (Wednesday, Oct 8) is High. Get the App for more pollen forecasts: https://bit.ly/melbournpollen
Note: Other locations within Victoria have a High forecast today.
Note: Other locations within Victoria have a High forecast today.
October 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
make sure to double up on your antihistamines today folks
so looking at the info released about the "big switch" on 1 Feb 2026, and we get 2 quite different headlines from this morning's press release, the big build website/a Jacinta Allan post on twitter at earlier tonight.
is it 6tph Watergardens - Dandenong, or just West Footscray - Dandenong? (1/5)
is it 6tph Watergardens - Dandenong, or just West Footscray - Dandenong? (1/5)
October 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
so looking at the info released about the "big switch" on 1 Feb 2026, and we get 2 quite different headlines from this morning's press release, the big build website/a Jacinta Allan post on twitter at earlier tonight.
is it 6tph Watergardens - Dandenong, or just West Footscray - Dandenong? (1/5)
is it 6tph Watergardens - Dandenong, or just West Footscray - Dandenong? (1/5)
ahahahahaha fucks sake they actually are only opening it between 10am and 3pm and only running trains every 20 minutes to start.
talk about an own goal. at least February is better news
talk about an own goal. at least February is better news
I don't know why the age didn't bother to include these quotes, but it's good to see my assumptions about ONRSR approvals being the last stumbling block vindicated.
but if the rewriting of the timetables isn't even done yet, you've got to wonder what the hell has been happening the last 4 years
but if the rewriting of the timetables isn't even done yet, you've got to wonder what the hell has been happening the last 4 years
October 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ahahahahaha fucks sake they actually are only opening it between 10am and 3pm and only running trains every 20 minutes to start.
talk about an own goal. at least February is better news
talk about an own goal. at least February is better news
get out your antihistamines folks
#Melbourne grass #pollen forecast for today (Tuesday, Oct 7) is Moderate. Get the App for more pollen forecasts: https://bit.ly/melbournpollen
Note: Other locations within Victoria have a High forecast today.
Note: Other locations within Victoria have a High forecast today.
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
get out your antihistamines folks
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When someone who doesn’t follow me likes a rt from pretty far down my page that is great. Didn’t see anything else you liked huh. Thank you for your honesty
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When someone who doesn’t follow me likes a rt from pretty far down my page that is great. Didn’t see anything else you liked huh. Thank you for your honesty
also just to be clear, while I'm having a big whinge today about the lack of info re. metro tunnel timetables, I'm still going to be absolutely fucken ecstatic when it opens. will definitely improve my regular commutes a huge amount.
I just want it to be as good as possible
I just want it to be as good as possible
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
also just to be clear, while I'm having a big whinge today about the lack of info re. metro tunnel timetables, I'm still going to be absolutely fucken ecstatic when it opens. will definitely improve my regular commutes a huge amount.
I just want it to be as good as possible
I just want it to be as good as possible
I don't know why the age didn't bother to include these quotes, but it's good to see my assumptions about ONRSR approvals being the last stumbling block vindicated.
but if the rewriting of the timetables isn't even done yet, you've got to wonder what the hell has been happening the last 4 years
but if the rewriting of the timetables isn't even done yet, you've got to wonder what the hell has been happening the last 4 years
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don't know why the age didn't bother to include these quotes, but it's good to see my assumptions about ONRSR approvals being the last stumbling block vindicated.
but if the rewriting of the timetables isn't even done yet, you've got to wonder what the hell has been happening the last 4 years
but if the rewriting of the timetables isn't even done yet, you've got to wonder what the hell has been happening the last 4 years
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Good to have options I guess
September 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Good to have options I guess
making my annual pilgrimage to one of the most objectionable road signs in the country, which is also responsible for the one and only time I "went viral" on the other site
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
making my annual pilgrimage to one of the most objectionable road signs in the country, which is also responsible for the one and only time I "went viral" on the other site
choosing to believe "emergency services electric trolley" is a PCC streetcar painted up to look like a fire engine or police car
October 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
choosing to believe "emergency services electric trolley" is a PCC streetcar painted up to look like a fire engine or police car
putting on my assumption hat: the flurry of media about the metro tunnel this weekend is a sign the government is pretty ready to open the tunnel, but they won't commit to a date until they get ONRSR approvals.
they need to quash this idea of an off-peak only launch immediately though, it is awful
they need to quash this idea of an off-peak only launch immediately though, it is awful
October 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
putting on my assumption hat: the flurry of media about the metro tunnel this weekend is a sign the government is pretty ready to open the tunnel, but they won't commit to a date until they get ONRSR approvals.
they need to quash this idea of an off-peak only launch immediately though, it is awful
they need to quash this idea of an off-peak only launch immediately though, it is awful
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RAILWAYS CONSERVE THE ENVIRONMENT (1970) | http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/725123/index.html
October 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
RAILWAYS CONSERVE THE ENVIRONMENT (1970) | http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/725123/index.html