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@momojes.bsky.social
Scholarly Inclined. Bikes. Ballet. Public Transit. Bay Area Locked. Find me on Substack at momojes94. avi @krevis.bsky.social
why would kate lie on national television?
I’m the only woman in the country whose household eats thanksgiving dinner at dinner time
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
why would kate lie on national television?
based sun tzu
![[Picture of Sun Tzu]
"I say we take off
and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure."
- Sun Tzu (544-496 BCE)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ov6ksblbmitfo45xyfia4nk7/bafkreidsx7rusrhc3fos2qntypamqdm3maobd2j73xylfyxyafv4h2kani@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
based sun tzu
this is basically the setting of every death cab song, btw
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
this is basically the setting of every death cab song, btw
when they pass me the blunt:
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
when they pass me the blunt:
when you’re mean to Emily, this is who you are being mean to
Please! My dog. She is very smol
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
when you’re mean to Emily, this is who you are being mean to
the anime connoisseur conundrum
Man sometimes I think that just by virtue of existing in a social group I'm enmeshed in a complex web of human emotions all of which cry out for something, embody or prompt some yearning, yet none of which fully admit of easy resolution or satisfaction.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the anime connoisseur conundrum
even in the olden times, humanity was aware of being a silly little goose
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
even in the olden times, humanity was aware of being a silly little goose
fiscally liberal, philosophically conservative
One way I am quite philosophically conservative is I do basically think that knowledge of logic (like the traditional discipline including in its modern mathematical format) makes one better at following and reconstructing ordinary language arguments, and thus should be mandatory for grad students.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
fiscally liberal, philosophically conservative
this is what foucault wrote about btw
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this is what foucault wrote about btw
my kind of conspiracy
Pluto the dog stands upright walking around at Disneyland but then on TV he walks like a regular dog. And I’m sorry to say this, but … that’s two different guys. It’s just not even the same guy
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my kind of conspiracy
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Pluto the dog stands upright walking around at Disneyland but then on TV he walks like a regular dog. And I’m sorry to say this, but … that’s two different guys. It’s just not even the same guy
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Pluto the dog stands upright walking around at Disneyland but then on TV he walks like a regular dog. And I’m sorry to say this, but … that’s two different guys. It’s just not even the same guy
chat, is tim onion cooked?
now at the stage where @katmabu.bsky.social doesn't even respond to this kind of joke anymore
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
chat, is tim onion cooked?
WHO KEEEEEPS CASTING THIS LOOOAAAF OOOF BREEEEAAAD
WHO KEEPS CASTING HUGH JACKMAN IN MUSICALS
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
WHO KEEEEEPS CASTING THIS LOOOAAAF OOOF BREEEEAAAD
this is referred to as the Chotiner heuristic, in which the subject insists they are free from Chotiner’s critique
Look I just try to live my life so that if Isaac Chotiner ever interviews me I will have nothing to be worried about. As a heuristic, I think it’s pretty good
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
this is referred to as the Chotiner heuristic, in which the subject insists they are free from Chotiner’s critique
In my professional opinion, noam chompers is not conscious and does not have psychological states like beliefs and desires (yes I’m aware of the arguments to the contrary)
In my professional opinion, ChatGPT is not conscious and does not have psychological states like beliefs and desires (yes I’m aware of the arguments to the contrary)
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In my professional opinion, noam chompers is not conscious and does not have psychological states like beliefs and desires (yes I’m aware of the arguments to the contrary)
the duality of kate:
I enjoy every pie and every type of thanksgiving food like a pig at the trough
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the duality of kate:
we must imagine the cheese grater happy
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
we must imagine the cheese grater happy
wet the rat! wet the rat!
i'm having a wet rat party tonight on my discord server. it's a stream of giving my dog a bath. my friends will get to see my previously poofy dog deflate into Wet Rat Territory. the wetting of the rat ceremony.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
wet the rat! wet the rat!
average arch user btw
Sure @caseynewton.bsky.social has the airport but I do my emergency Decoder pickups in my sister’s closet full of Indian clothes using Max’s kitty headphones
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
average arch user btw
the sin of the psychoanalysis of the self
Wife: You don’t do deep enough close readings of your own work
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the sin of the psychoanalysis of the self
how is he so brave?
Everyone likes to pretend the prequels weren’t three of the worst movies ever made.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
how is he so brave?
becoming a soundcloudrapper: risky or not?
Wait, I think I’m supposed to say “check out our Soundcloud”
a cartoon of a woman saying am i doing this right on netflix
ALT: a cartoon of a woman saying am i doing this right on netflix
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
becoming a soundcloudrapper: risky or not?
these are the kinds of issues i need my elected representatives tackling! let's get kat to the congress!
lost all your teeth? get some dontures
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
these are the kinds of issues i need my elected representatives tackling! let's get kat to the congress!
it’s just like tearing up while it rains
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
it’s just like tearing up while it rains
they need to put this on tv for us betting fans
repotted my orchids. now we wait and find out how many I killed
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
they need to put this on tv for us betting fans