Jamie Firth
@mrjfirth.bsky.social
I do theatre, comedy, video games, silly voices and stuff. Currently "Lovett" at Edinburgh Fringe: https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/lovett
Did YOU get up early for it?
This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!
This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Did YOU get up early for it?
This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!
This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!
Might not be around much longer, as the verification system has downgraded my face from just "old" to...
July 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Might not be around much longer, as the verification system has downgraded my face from just "old" to...
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Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs
June 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs
OK.
Omg.
Omg.
June 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
OK.
Omg.
Omg.
I was just hot-footing it here to say exactly this.
I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.
I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.
RIP Brian Wilson. I highly recommend Love & Mercy (2014) if you've not seen it.
June 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was just hot-footing it here to say exactly this.
I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.
I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.
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They doing Klarna?
Manchester United will pay Matheus Cunha's £62.5 million release clause in three instalments over two years, starting this summer, followed by payments in 2026 and 2027, per BBC.
May 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They doing Klarna?
"It was cruel kids, sure, but back in 2025 we gave the winner of the "16th Vs 17th in the league" award... the "Vainquers Trophy".
It was pretty funny."
It was pretty funny."
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"It was cruel kids, sure, but back in 2025 we gave the winner of the "16th Vs 17th in the league" award... the "Vainquers Trophy".
It was pretty funny."
It was pretty funny."
Did my personality test and it spat out three photos of Ben Wyatt, plus a photo of me that i'm pretty sure was taken without my knowledge across an otherwise empty restaurant.
Seems pretty accurate all round.
Seems pretty accurate all round.
May 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Did my personality test and it spat out three photos of Ben Wyatt, plus a photo of me that i'm pretty sure was taken without my knowledge across an otherwise empty restaurant.
Seems pretty accurate all round.
Seems pretty accurate all round.
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
No YOU spent an hour last night trying to perfect a Spaceballs font for absolutely no intended purpose.
May 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
No YOU spent an hour last night trying to perfect a Spaceballs font for absolutely no intended purpose.
Feeling for those cardinals: even on the second day of the festival the toilets are always gross by now.
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Feeling for those cardinals: even on the second day of the festival the toilets are always gross by now.
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Just took 93yr old Cardinal to vote at Conclave, he's registered blind. In a very loud voice he said, "Which box for Pizzaballa?" A cheer went up from those waiting by the chimney.
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Just took 93yr old Cardinal to vote at Conclave, he's registered blind. In a very loud voice he said, "Which box for Pizzaballa?" A cheer went up from those waiting by the chimney.
Discontinuing it will only force addicts underground - Prohibition doesn't work.
I'm registering "ToblerOnlyFans" now to cash in.
I'm registering "ToblerOnlyFans" now to cash in.
Dark chocolate Toblerone to be discontinued in UK due to ‘changing tastes’
Dark chocolate Toblerone to be discontinued in UK due to ‘changing tastes’
Maker of triangular-shaped almond-and-honey-laced chocolate bar says it has made ‘difficult decision’ to withdraw product
Mars Delight, Cadbury Dream and Rowntree’s Texan are just some of the once beloved chocolate bars that have been discontinued over the years, and now after almost six decades the dark chocolate Toblerone is joining them in the confectionery graveyard.
The triangular-shaped almond-and-honey-laced chocolate bar is a staple of supermarkets and airport duty-free shopping, but will be discontinued in the UK. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Discontinuing it will only force addicts underground - Prohibition doesn't work.
I'm registering "ToblerOnlyFans" now to cash in.
I'm registering "ToblerOnlyFans" now to cash in.
Tom Hardy reads you a bedtime story.
Tom Hardy Bedtime Stories
YouTube video by Jamie Firth
youtu.be
April 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Tom Hardy reads you a bedtime story.
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i have never resonated with something so strongly
April 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i have never resonated with something so strongly
You can't still believe this when one group are drinking champagne and whooping triumph on the court steps, and the other group now feels much more frightened and marginalised than they did before.
That's *exactly* the reading of the judgement and could never have been otherwise.
That's *exactly* the reading of the judgement and could never have been otherwise.
April 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
You can't still believe this when one group are drinking champagne and whooping triumph on the court steps, and the other group now feels much more frightened and marginalised than they did before.
That's *exactly* the reading of the judgement and could never have been otherwise.
That's *exactly* the reading of the judgement and could never have been otherwise.
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COMING SOON:
When the difference is life or death, morality becomes a moveable feast...
Before Sweeney Todd, there was only... "Lovett".
www.boondogtheatre.com/lovett
When the difference is life or death, morality becomes a moveable feast...
Before Sweeney Todd, there was only... "Lovett".
www.boondogtheatre.com/lovett
"Lovett" by Lucy Roslyn - Teaser
YouTube video by BoonDog Theatre
youtu.be
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
COMING SOON:
When the difference is life or death, morality becomes a moveable feast...
Before Sweeney Todd, there was only... "Lovett".
www.boondogtheatre.com/lovett
When the difference is life or death, morality becomes a moveable feast...
Before Sweeney Todd, there was only... "Lovett".
www.boondogtheatre.com/lovett
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The first Trump administration felt like it was full of 1960s Batman villains who’d use a flock of birds to steal a bank shaped like a giant ceramic pig. The second Trump administration feels like it’s full of 1980s Batman villains who’d break into your home and shoot your daughter to make a point.
March 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The first Trump administration felt like it was full of 1960s Batman villains who’d use a flock of birds to steal a bank shaped like a giant ceramic pig. The second Trump administration feels like it’s full of 1980s Batman villains who’d break into your home and shoot your daughter to make a point.
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trump: no suit, Zelensky? disrespectful. disrespectful to the oval office. disrespectful to the american peopleee
musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking
musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
trump: no suit, Zelensky? disrespectful. disrespectful to the oval office. disrespectful to the american peopleee
musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking
musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Add some broth and potato -
Baby, you got a stew.
Violets are blue,
Add some broth and potato -
Baby, you got a stew.
February 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Add some broth and potato -
Baby, you got a stew.
Violets are blue,
Add some broth and potato -
Baby, you got a stew.
Completed the transatlantic double of Hadestown last week, and simultaneously ticked off the left/right balcony double.
I really like this show and I tell you what: I think the current UK cast might be the best one yet.
I really like this show and I tell you what: I think the current UK cast might be the best one yet.
January 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Completed the transatlantic double of Hadestown last week, and simultaneously ticked off the left/right balcony double.
I really like this show and I tell you what: I think the current UK cast might be the best one yet.
I really like this show and I tell you what: I think the current UK cast might be the best one yet.
Just had a look at the first offers of Edinburgh Fringe accommodation for this year's festival: a smallish standard 1-bedroom fairly close to centre...
Going to be a great year.
Going to be a great year.
January 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Just had a look at the first offers of Edinburgh Fringe accommodation for this year's festival: a smallish standard 1-bedroom fairly close to centre...
Going to be a great year.
Going to be a great year.
Oh good Lord. Big week for deleting accounts I guess.
Is Friends Reunited still OK?
Is Friends Reunited still OK?
Meta to get rid of factcheckers and recommend more political content
Meta to get rid of factcheckers and recommend more political content
Mark Zuckerberg says company will ‘dramatically reduce censorship’ across Facebook, Instagram and Threads
Meta is to get rid of factcheckers, “dramatically reduce the amount of censorship” and recommend more political content on its platforms, including…
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Oh good Lord. Big week for deleting accounts I guess.
Is Friends Reunited still OK?
Is Friends Reunited still OK?